Entries Tagged as 'Fixer-Upper'

Santa Might Skip This Home

December 18th, 2014 · No Comments

Imagine Santa Claus’ reaction when he exits the fireplace.

dusty neglected dilapidated living room stone fireplace ceiling damage Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I hope Santa doesn’t need to use the bathroom.

dusty dirty neglected dilapidated bathroom Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Building permits for that room addition?

unpermitted room addition ugly exterior Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Fireplace · Other Arizona Cities · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition

Vandals On the Loose

December 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These damaged homes mean lower sales prices for their neighborhoods.

vandalism damaged junk garbage boarded up window graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

[I had to white out the profanity.]

vandalism damaged holes punched in wall graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Destroyed bathroom.

vandalism damaged holes punched in wall bathroom foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Jerks.

vandalism damaged holes punched in wall graffiti foreclosure Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Drywall Damage · Vandalism & Theft

It Fell Off

December 8th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The stucco façade on this home’s roof is missing!

stucco façade fell off from roof exposed plywood fixer-upper Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It fell off.  So now the buyer has to deal with it?

stucco façade fell off from roof exposed plywood fixer-upper Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Roof · Peoria, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper

Shop At WalMart This Holiday Season

December 7th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These Des Moines, Iowa sellers shop at WalMart.  You should too.

hoarding stuffed garage full of stuff boxes bags WalMart cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

They’re not the neatest sellers we’ve known.

hoarding stuffed basement full of stuff cluttered Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

This is the gift wrapping room!

cluttered attic gift present wrapping paper room Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Basket weave vinyl flooring.

old original vintage vinyl floor tile basket weave pattern wood paneling Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Check out the pom poms on the curtains.

pom pom pompoms on window drapes curtains poorly patched wall Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

Mr. Seller, please repair the ceiling.  Oh, and remove the mold in the corner too.

hole in ceiling mold mildew in corner Des Moines Iowa home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Flooring · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Basement · Attic

Take a Leak

December 5th, 2014 · No Comments

Mr. Seller’s aim wasn’t very good.  The toilet leaked.  A lot.

leaking leaky toilet seal caused major damage to garage ceiling water fixer-upper San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The garage below suffered water damage.

leaking leaky toilet seal caused major damage to garage ceiling water fixer-upper San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Water Damage

Caught Playing Dirty Pool

December 2nd, 2014 · 3 Comments

Gross looking and gross negligence.

dirty neglected half empty algae swimming pool gross disgusting water Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Once it’s filled with water, you won’t notice the walls.

neglected empty swimming pool plaster is ruined damaged bad Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Same with this one.

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Tags: Pool & Spa · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

Not Ready To Host Thanksgiving Dinner

November 24th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Let’s hope they aren’t cooking here for you on Thanksgiving.

dirty dusty gross neglected kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Let’s hope you’re not staying overnight here for Thanksgiving.

dirty dusty gross neglected bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Cobwebs.

dirty dusty gross neglected bedroom cobwebs short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

It’s a short sale, by the way.

dirty dusty gross neglected Craftsman living room short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

Too bad they neglected this Craftsman style home.

dirty dusty gross neglected Craftsman living room short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

Pretty Colors

November 15th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Bright colors will spruce up any home.  Including fixer-uppers like this one.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

We’re crossed our fingers that the floor color is a custom stain.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated kitchen cabinets floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty blue.

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Pretty red.

dirty gross neglected bedroom red paint carpet sheets in windows fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty pink.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bathroom pink paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty yellow and green.  With knotted curtains.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated bedroom yellow green paint fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pretty awful.

dirty gross neglected dilapidated living room floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Got dust?

dirty gross neglected dilapidated dusty hallway fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

They enclosed the patio.  How nice.

enclosed patio dirt back yard bad roof siding fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Flooring · Roof · Landscaping · Paint · Bathroom · Living Room · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Cabinets · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Siding

Open Kitchen

November 12th, 2014 · No Comments

Today’s buyers like kitchens that are open.  How about this one?

back side of kitchen cabinets exposed missing fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Cabinets · Fixer-Upper

Original Tile

November 7th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Many buyers appreciate original and/or vintage tile.  Except when…

original vintage 1960s pink tile kitchen counter top broken damaged missing destroyed sink fixer-upper Surprise Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Kitchen · Surprise, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper