Ugly House Photos

Help!  I need somebody (to repair me).

Help!  Not just anybody.

Help!  You know I need someone.  Help!

Help me if you can, I’m feeling down.

Help me get my feet back on the ground.

Won’t you please, help me?

Help.

Help.

Help.

Help.

Help.

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One of my favorite Simpsons episodes is the Valentine’s Day episode where Ralphie gives Lisa a Valentines card.  He explains it to her, “It says I choo-choose you and it’s a picture of a train.”

Here’s a stained glass picture of a train in Sun City, Arizona.  Will you choo-choose this house to buy?

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Broken window.  Ugly up back yard.  Avondale, Arizona.

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Closet too full?  Need more room to store things?  Just hang things from your window blinds!

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Recent short sale.  Take a look and think about how much the house is worth.  The sales price will be revealed at the end.

The master suite is large enough for a queen size bed.  Custom paint.  Insulated window.  Concrete block construction.

Newly renovated bathroom.

Flexible bathroom design:  bathtub or walk-in shower.

Chef’s kitchen.

Room for expansion in the kitchen.

Formal dining room.

Vaulted ceiling.  Have a sold price in mind yet?

Sold price:  $12,000.

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Would buyers think, “Car maintenance = home maintenance”?

Looks like a fun weekend project.

See?  They’ve starting getting the roof ready for you.

Odd.

The white rock seemed like a good idea at the time.  [Apache Junction, Arizona]

They’re planning to seal the driveway this weekend.  [Houston, Texas]

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It’s ready for buyers.  To reject.

Strips of bacon?

Got clutter?

Oh, my stars! A meteorite crashed through the window!

What’s worse: the water damage or the curtains?

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Cozy kitchen from Nashville, Tennessee.

Super messy kitchen in Phoenix.  The cobwebs are a nice touch.

This Maricopa, Arizona home says “Do Not Trespass.”  Don’t worry, we won’t go anywhere near it.

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It’s for sale, but is it ready for sale?

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Rascal the dog says, “Please save me from this messy house!”

Graffiti in the bedroom.  White & yellow stars on the ceiling.  Foil in the window.  Towel used as a curtain.

That chair is disgusting.  The carpet’s not much better.

Foiled again!  Dusty too.

We step back and now we’re in the dining room.

Another bedroom.  Yes, someone lives here.

As if they take showers anyway.  Check out the floor on the right side.  And the boarded up window.

The house is cable ready.

The furnishings are negotiable.

The kitchen is the neatest room of the house.

But you’ll be in a pickle here with no sink.  Maybe Winnie the Pooh can help.

Room addition at back of house.  Building permits were obtained?

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