Entries Tagged as 'Holiday Décor'

Stinky Hats

August 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment

His ball caps were beginning to smell, so he got an air freshener.

baseball cap hat collection on display air freshener Christmas tree wet bar Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Hats · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Wet Bar

Christmas In July

July 25th, 2016 · No Comments

Today is July 25th.  Nothing says Christmas better than shiny garland.

string of dirty garland old kitchen cobwebs spider webs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes

Happy 4th of July

July 4th, 2016 · No Comments

Happy Independence Day!

American flag statue of liberty bedspread Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Happy 240th birthday, America.

American flag bedspread Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The patriotic pillow is upside down.

American flag bedspread Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Stars & stripes forever.

American flag painted on garage door Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedspread · Garage or Carport · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes

Flag Day

June 14th, 2016 · No Comments

Today is Flag Day.  Time to display the American flag.  Properly, that is.  The blue field is supposed to be in the top left.  Hey, you, on the right side of the photo.  Fix the flag.  Thank you.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward patio NASCAR stickers on refrigerator Mesa Arizona home house for sale

Same goes for you too, buddy.  Fix it.

American flag hung displayed incorrectly backward front window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

American pride.

American flag on display in kitchen trash cans bottled water jugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Young patriots.

American flag on display in cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Old patriot.

American flag on display I am retired too sign front yard Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Holiday Décor · Mesa, AZ Homes · Patio · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets

Short Sale Example

May 31st, 2016 · 3 Comments

There are currently only 277 active short sale listings in the Phoenix metro area.  Thank goodness.  Here’s an example.

Take her.  The dog is begging, “Forget her.  Take me!”

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom dog pet on bed take her on TV short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Let’s back out of this cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Into another cluttered bedroom.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

And another one.

cluttered disorganized chaotic bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The drawer front is missing.

drawer front missing in cluttered bathroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The kid is not peeing.  He’s looking at something.  What is it?

cluttered bathroom little boy looking at baby chickens chicks short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

It’s baby chickens!!  With a short sale, you never want to count your chickens before they’re hatched.  The bank has to approve the offer.

cluttered bathroom baby chickens chicks heat lamp short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Over in the family room, it looks like the sellers have security cameras set up.  In case someone dares to steal their stuff.

cluttered disorganized messy family room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

We pan to the right.

cluttered disorganized messy family room kitchen short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Deep fryer in the kitchen.

kitchen dirty cabinets door deep fat fryer popcorn maker short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Dinner is served.  Somewhere.

cluttered disorganized messy dining room table short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Bonus room.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

They included a photo at a higher viewpoint.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Personal belongings and toys take priority over the fireplace.

cluttered disorganized messy family bonus room fireplace short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

The covered patio is a great place to entertain guests.

cluttered disorganized messy junky covered patio back yard short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

This yard might have a swimming pool.

cluttered disorganized messy junky back yard dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

Well, at least it hasn’t turned green yet.

neglected dead leaves debris dirty swimming pool short sale Phoenix Arizona home house photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Family Room · Fireplace · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Patio · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Toys

Happy Birthday To Me!

April 24th, 2016 · 9 Comments

Today’s my birthday!  These sellers bought me some birthday balloons!

happy birthday balloons Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

These sellers put up a Happy Birthday banner just for me.  And bought a beer keg for the birthday party!!

happy birthday banner on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Dining Room · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Portlandia

April 3rd, 2016 · 6 Comments

These Portland, Oregon house photos were sent by a reader.  Thank you.  The basement wet bar/pot den could use some help with the ceiling.

basement man cave wet bar ceiling panels down damaged fixer-upper cluttered Portland Oregon home house for sale photo

Half of the ceiling is exposed.  Careful you don’t get insulation in your drink.

basement man cave wet bar ceiling panels down damaged fixer-upper cluttered Portland Oregon home house for sale photo

Exposed wires and combustibles in the basement laundry.

basement laundry ceiling panels down damaged fixer-upper cluttered Portland Oregon home house for sale photo

Christmas in April!

Christmas tree decorations still up in April cluttered Portland Oregon home house for sale photo

Cluttered office.

cluttered office Portland Oregon home house for sale real estate photo

Does it make sense to have wood behind the sink?

bathroom with wood back splash Portland Oregon home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Ceiling · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor · Laundry Room · Office/Den · Other US Cities · Staging · Wet Bar

Cluttered Spaces

March 28th, 2016 · No Comments

Don’t dare complain about the abundance of visual clutter in this home or the seller might hit you with his bat!

lots of visual clutter pictures on the wall disorganized family room baseball bat Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Christmas decorations and other stuff going on in this house.

lots of visual distractions disorganized family room Christmas tree Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

There’s a man reading instructions on home staging.  After he finishes his Budweiser beer, he’ll start organizing the room.

man person sitting down reading Budweiser beer can poor home staging Chandler Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Family Room · Holiday Décor · Living Room · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Happy Easter

March 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Peeps, the Easter duck, wishes you a happy Easter.

stuffed animal yellow duck Arizona City home house for sale real estate photo

Happy Easter and happy Halloween too.

crucifix tricycles bicycle plastic Halloween pumpkin staging Laveen Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Easter blessings.

crucifix small dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Dining Room · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Other Arizona Cities · Staging · Stuffed Animals

The Academy Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

The Big Short, a movie about the financial & real estate crisis?  [I took this photo in a bank-owned house many years ago; sorry for the language]

naughty greedy bank insert house in ass angry home owner wrote on wall foreclosure home house Phoenix Arizona

Bridge of Spies?

cluttered messy disorganized chaotic bedroom poor bad home staging telescope Phoenix Arizona home house

Brooklyn?  [This is as close as I could get to a Brooklyn photo]

glass mural of twin towers New York City Manhattan skyline family photos Phoenix Arizona home house

Mad Max?

beat-up junker cars vehicles in back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Martian?

solar system planets shower curtain bathroom Laveen Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Revenant?  [Leonardo got revenge on that bear!]

bearskin rug taxidermy dead bear on wall Christmas tree Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Room?

cluttered junky disorganized bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Spotlight?  [That movie has at least four fans.]

living room collection crosses four fans Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bad Parking · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Family Photos · Faux Paint & Murals · Holiday Décor · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain · Staging · Taxidermy