His ball caps were beginning to smell, so he got an air freshener.
Entries Tagged as 'Holiday Décor'
August 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment
July 25th, 2016 · No Comments
Today is July 25th. Nothing says Christmas better than shiny garland.
July 4th, 2016 · No Comments
Happy Independence Day!
Happy 240th birthday, America.
The patriotic pillow is upside down.
Stars & stripes forever.
June 14th, 2016 · No Comments
Today is Flag Day. Time to display the American flag. Properly, that is. The blue field is supposed to be in the top left. Hey, you, on the right side of the photo. Fix the flag. Thank you.
Same goes for you too, buddy. Fix it.
May 31st, 2016 · 3 Comments
There are currently only 277 active short sale listings in the Phoenix metro area. Thank goodness. Here’s an example.
Take her. The dog is begging, “Forget her. Take me!”
Let’s back out of this cluttered bedroom.
Into another cluttered bedroom.
And another one.
The drawer front is missing.
The kid is not peeing. He’s looking at something. What is it?
It’s baby chickens!! With a short sale, you never want to count your chickens before they’re hatched. The bank has to approve the offer.
Over in the family room, it looks like the sellers have security cameras set up. In case someone dares to steal their stuff.
We pan to the right.
Deep fryer in the kitchen.
Dinner is served. Somewhere.
They included a photo at a higher viewpoint.
Personal belongings and toys take priority over the fireplace.
The covered patio is a great place to entertain guests.
This yard might have a swimming pool.
Well, at least it hasn’t turned green yet.
April 24th, 2016 · 9 Comments
Today’s my birthday! These sellers bought me some birthday balloons!
These sellers put up a Happy Birthday banner just for me. And bought a beer keg for the birthday party!!
April 3rd, 2016 · 6 Comments
These Portland, Oregon house photos were sent by a reader. Thank you. The basement wet bar/pot den could use some help with the ceiling.
Half of the ceiling is exposed. Careful you don’t get insulation in your drink.
Exposed wires and combustibles in the basement laundry.
Christmas in April!
Does it make sense to have wood behind the sink?
March 28th, 2016 · No Comments
Don’t dare complain about the abundance of visual clutter in this home or the seller might hit you with his bat!
Christmas decorations and other stuff going on in this house.
There’s a man reading instructions on home staging. After he finishes his Budweiser beer, he’ll start organizing the room.
March 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments
Peeps, the Easter duck, wishes you a happy Easter.
Happy Easter and happy Halloween too.
February 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments
Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?
The Big Short, a movie about the financial & real estate crisis? [I took this photo in a bank-owned house many years ago; sorry for the language]
Bridge of Spies?
Brooklyn? [This is as close as I could get to a Brooklyn photo]
The Revenant? [Leonardo got revenge on that bear!]
Spotlight? [That movie has at least four fans.]