Entries Tagged as 'Other US Cities'

Grecian Nightclub?

February 26th, 2017 · No Comments

Our reader Eileen sent us these photos of a home in Greece, New York. For sale $200,000 below comparable properties in the area because…its owner reportedly owned about 50 properties in a money-laundering scheme for drug sales. $10 million in drug sales from 2013-2014 were recorded in a ledger found at this particular property; 1 kilogram of cocaine = $36,000. High finance, for sure! Here’s a link to a new article.

The house looks like a nightclub with several dance floors.

Rapper’s Delight: Hip hop and go-go dancers in this room, complete with photo mural of New York City.

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Shake Your Groove Thing: disco, disco!

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Velvet (mold) Underground: Mildew like to dance?

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So You Think You Can Dance?: dance studio?

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Bathroom with mold and mildew. Throw a few mold spores in your line of coke for a new kind of high.

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Another bathroom.

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Master bedroom. No mirrors on the ceiling?

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Mold & Mildew · Other US Cities

The Oscar Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 25th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

Arrival?

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Fences?

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Hacksaw Ridge?

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Hell Or High Water?

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Hidden Figures?

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La La Land?

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Lion?

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Manchester By the Sea?

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Or Moonlight?

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Tags: Basement · Bathroom · Bedroom · Collections · Curb Appeal · Faux Paint & Murals · Fence or Wall · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Toys · Water Damage

Presidents Day

February 20th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Today is Presidents Day. George Washington was the first United States president.

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Tags: Clutter · Office/Den · Other US Cities · Staging

Free TV With Home Purchase

February 12th, 2017 · 1 Comment

One of our readers sent these photos of a Los Lunas, New Mexico property for sale. The sellers will leave the projection TV to the buyers. It already comes with rabbit ears for better TV reception!

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Our reader wants to know if the seller fired their previous real estate broker since a “for sale” sign is on the ground.

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Beware of dog!

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Chained for your protection.

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What fun they must have all day long.

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The neighbor’s yard looks a little tired.

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Does the trash and furniture convey with the house?

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Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities · Pets

Out of This World Home

February 5th, 2017 · 2 Comments

To the stars and back! Our reader Janet found this Sacramento, California home in a galaxy all its own. Yes, actual photo used to promote the house. We’d like to ask the seller, “Did you pull this photo out of Uranus?”

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Tags: Other US Cities · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Shrine of the Times

January 29th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Thank you to our reader Kelle for submitting these photos of a Montrose, Pennsylvania home. Here you can see a shrine created by the seller.

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Cluttered dining room.

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Another shrine on the left?

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Cluttered kitchen.

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A fan-tastic bedroom.

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The dog and cat are trying to ignore the peeling ceiling paint.

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The tidiest room of the house.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Dining Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging

Holiday Inn Wants Their Towel Back

January 15th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Our reader Karen sent us these photos of an Aberdeen, Maryland home. Here’s evidence of a stolen Holiday Inn towel! Shame on them.

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The other bathroom has a busy look. Let’s remove all the stuff on each side of the shower.

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Which looks twice as bad when it’s reflected in a mirror.

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Yes, it’s a game room, but the rifle could go, as well as the Pepsi clock and life preserver.

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When you enter the house, you see visual clutter. Clear out the foyer.

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Nice home. Just needs tidying up here and there. Moral of the story: present your home in the best manner and don’t steal hotel towels.

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · Entry · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Staging · Weapons & Firearms · Wood Paneling

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2016

December 25th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Please join me in singing the 7th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve chickens clucking…

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Eleven rocks in concrete…

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Ten sombreros hanging…

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Nine tanks of oxygen…

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Eight extra pillows…

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Seven guitars rockin’…

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Six ladders climbing…

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Five ugly hats…

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Four wheel rims…

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Three flashlights…

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Two bales of hay…

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And a panda on a toilet.

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Merry Christmas!!

2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Other US Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Home For the Holidays

December 18th, 2016 · 4 Comments

This Trenton, New Jersey home could be yours this holiday season.

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Choose your new flooring.

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It’s just waiting for your finishing touches. And bleach.

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Bubble baths every night!

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Spacious rooms.

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Attic space too!

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Tags: Attic · Bathroom · Carpet · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Living Room · Other US Cities