Entries Tagged as 'Other US Cities'

Panda Express Yourself

June 26th, 2016 · No Comments

We didn’t make this up.  To help sell a home in Spring, Texas, a person dressed up as a panda.  Yes, these are actual real estate marketing photos.

person dressed up as a panda sitting on toilet bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At least she/he washed her/his hands after going using the toilet.

person dressed up as a panda washing hands bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

At a different bathroom.

person dressed up as a panda standing by sink bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Splish, splash, she’s taking a bath!

person dressed up as a panda taking a bath bathroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Cookin’ up some interest in the kitchen.

person dressed up as a panda standing in kitchen real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Why don’t you join me in bed?  I’ll do anything for a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda lying in bed bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

Looking for other plushies on-line.

person dressed up as a panda sitting at desk bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“I’ll go the extra mile to get a sale.”

person dressed up as a panda walking on treadmill bedroom real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“We’re having bamboo again?!!?!”

person dressed up as a panda sitting at table dining room real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

“Come and knock on our door.  We’ll be waiting for you.  Where the kisses are his and hers and hers…”

person dressed up as a panda sitting on front porch real estate marketing ploy Spring Texas home house for sale

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities · People In Photos

For Sale By Owner

June 19th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This seller is trying to sell his Little Rock, Arkansas home by himself on Craigslist.  These are actual photos from the ad.

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

The ad reads:
one beroom mobile home, $4,500..retail value 25,000
home made from two shipping containers, 8 by 44 feet each so together, so together the home or office is 16 by 44.
you could use this for a office also.
it is 90 percent finished, needs toilet and 2 sinks and kitchen cabinets and floor covering

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

Thank you to our reader Rodney for sending us the ad.

amateur horrible bad real estate photo from phone for sale by owner FBSO Craigslist ad Little Rock Arkansas home house

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities

Raised Foundation

June 12th, 2016 · 2 Comments

This Houston, Texas home is off the ground, supported by cinder blocks.

fixer-upper raised foundation supported by cinder blocks poor siding Houston Texas home house for sale

The siding is in good condition too.

fixer-upper raised foundation supported by cinder blocks poor siding Houston Texas home house for sale

Perfect for heavy rains.  The water flows under the house.

fixer-upper raised foundation supported by cinder blocks poor siding Houston Texas home house for sale

Let’s hope the cinder blocks don’t sink into the wet ground.

fixer-upper raised foundation supported by cinder blocks poor siding Houston Texas home house for sale

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Siding · Other US Cities

Snake!

May 29th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Imagine visiting this Lyman, South Carolina home and seeing a snake on the bed!!  Would you pee your pants?  Before you realized it was a fake snake?  We hope it’s fake.  On the other hand, why would the seller put a fake snake on the bed?  To scare away what?

fake snake on top of fake bear skin rug on top of bed Lyman South Carolina home house for sale photo

Thank you, Sally, for sending us these photos.  Thank you for pointing out the fake bear skin rug.  Who would have noticed?

fake snake on top of fake bear skin rug on top of bed Lyman South Carolina home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Great Curb A-Peel

May 22nd, 2016 · 5 Comments

The paint’s a-peelin’ at this Houston, Texas home.

dilapidated neglected peeling paint siding bad curb appeal Houston Texas home house for sale photo

Impressive.

dilapidated neglected junk piled up ATV roof Houston Texas home house for sale photo

The tree seems to have fallen over onto the house.

dilapidated neglected overgrown vegetation landscaping tree fallen over tricycles Houston Texas home house for sale photo

Would be a great place to play hide-and-seek.

dilapidated neglected overgrown vegetation landscaping vines Houston Texas home house for sale photo

Too bad there were no pictures of the inside of the house.

dilapidated neglected overgrown vegetation landscaping vines Houston Texas home house for sale photo

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Tags: Roof · Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Siding · Other US Cities

Cats & Dogs

May 20th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The cat is looking back in disgust at the cluttered mess.

cat pet in real estate photo cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Will the dog attack or not?  That could scare buyers away.

dog pet in real estate photo back yard dirt Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Attention hog dog.

dog pet in real estate photo living room Glendale Arizona home house for sale

Do you see the cat?  [Thank you to our reader who sent this from Woodridge, Illinois]

cat pet in real estate photo on top of refrigerator Woodridge Illinois home house for sale

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Tags: Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Other US Cities

TV Upfronts 2016

May 17th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The upfronts are where the major television companies promote their new shows for the fall season.  The following TVs are very upfront in these homes.

TV television set is on Steve Martin Roxanne Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Will any of these homes for sale be cancelled because buyers did not like the TV being on?

TV television set is on rocket mortgage Queen Creek Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The kid likes watching movies about sad trains.  Choo choo goes boo hoo.

TV television set is on Thomas Railroad train Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Because photos like this sell homes!

TV television set is on TBS Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Let’s hope the fireplace doesn’t get too hot or else the TV will melt.  [Thank you to our reader who sent this Los Lunas, New Mexico photo]

TV television set is on top of fireplace Los Lunas New Mexico home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Family Photos · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Cage Free In Chicago

May 15th, 2016 · No Comments

Every buyer gets a free dozen of eggs for visiting this Chicago, Illinois.  Cage free eggs too.  [Thank you to one of our readers for sending us these photos]

cage free eggs carton box garbage bags cluttered bedroom old wallpaper Chicago Illinois home house for sale photo

Oh, Pooh!

bedroom dirty soiled Winnie the Pooh bedspread Chicago Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Wallpaper · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Outdoor Toilet

May 15th, 2016 · No Comments

There’s nothing better than having a cool breeze on your back while using the toilet.  Everyone should install a toilet outside!  Place your toilet paper in the garbage bin.  Do you like the roof of this Houston, Texas home?  How about the gentle slope of the house?  Look how it’s higher on the left side.

dilapidated neglected run-down bad ugly roof siding toilet in front yard curb appeal Houston Texas home house for sale

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Tags: Roof · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Hot Tub Included

May 8th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Sent to us from a reader, thank you.  Hot tub and doll house and house for sale in Los Lunas, New Mexico.

neglected dirty hot tub spa leaves debris unswept room Los Lunas New Mexico home house for sale photo

You know it’s bad when a rake is needed inside the house.  And bug spray too.

neglected dirty hot tub spa leaves debris unswept room Los Lunas New Mexico home house for sale photo

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Tags: Pool & Spa · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other US Cities