Entries Tagged as 'Other US Cities'

Holiday Inn Wants Their Towel Back

January 15th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Our reader Karen sent us these photos of an Aberdeen, Maryland home. Here’s evidence of a stolen Holiday Inn towel! Shame on them.

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The other bathroom has a busy look. Let’s remove all the stuff on each side of the shower.

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Which looks twice as bad when it’s reflected in a mirror.

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Yes, it’s a game room, but the rifle could go, as well as the Pepsi clock and life preserver.

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When you enter the house, you see visual clutter. Clear out the foyer.

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Nice home. Just needs tidying up here and there. Moral of the story: present your home in the best manner and don’t steal hotel towels.

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · Entry · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Staging · Weapons & Firearms · Wood Paneling

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2016

December 25th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Please join me in singing the 7th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve chickens clucking…

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Eleven rocks in concrete…

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Ten sombreros hanging…

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Nine tanks of oxygen…

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Eight extra pillows…

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Seven guitars rockin’…

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Six ladders climbing…

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Five ugly hats…

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Four wheel rims…

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Three flashlights…

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Two bales of hay…

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And a panda on a toilet.

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Merry Christmas!!

2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Other US Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Home For the Holidays

December 18th, 2016 · 4 Comments

This Trenton, New Jersey home could be yours this holiday season.

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Choose your new flooring.

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It’s just waiting for your finishing touches. And bleach.

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Bubble baths every night!

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Spacious rooms.

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Attic space too!

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Tags: Attic · Bathroom · Carpet · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Living Room · Other US Cities

Spotted Dog Spots Carpet

December 11th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Thank you to our reader Michael for finding this San Diego, California home. The humans and the Dalmatian dog have ruined the carpet.

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Yuck.

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Tags: Carpet · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other US Cities · Pets

Boogie Nights

December 4th, 2016 · 1 Comment

He’s really diggin’ for nuggets! Thank you to one of our readers for sending these Pendleton, Oregon house photos.

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Here’s Dad enjoying some fast food. A dog is there too.

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Now we see Dad, two dogs, and a baby.

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Tags: Bedroom · Dining Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · People In Photos

Trenton Fixer

November 27th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Trenton, New Jersey fixer-upper. Starting with the kitchen and flooring.

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And then the bathroom.

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And another neglected bathroom.

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A bedroom with the ceiling peeling off.

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Decades of dirty hands and hair by the light switch and bed.

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The living room.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Carpet · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities

The Days After Thanksgiving

November 26th, 2016 · 1 Comment

It was fun to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but no one wants to clean up the kitchen.

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Lots of things to put away.

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And more things.

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It’s not easy maintaining a tidy kitchen.

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Cluttered kitchen in Riverdale, Illinois.

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Tags: Clutter · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes

Bathing Beauty

November 20th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Bubble baths are fun, especially when they bubble up with germs and filth. Houston, Texas.

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Tags: Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Other US Cities

Free Mold With Purchase

November 13th, 2016 · No Comments

Caution tape at a Camden, New Jersey home. Watch out for mold and mildew.

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Buyer gets to choose new flooring.

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Chef’s kitchen.

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Tags: Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Flooring · Kitchen · Mold & Mildew · Other US Cities