Entries Tagged as 'Paint'

Paint Pretty

March 6th, 2014 · 3 Comments

The paint ain’t pretty in this Charleston, South Carolina home.

bad ugly poor paint job uneven coat blue patch Charleston South Carolina home house for sale real estate photo

50 shades of purple in this Glendale, Arizona home.

bad ugly poor paint job uneven coat purple Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Southwest sponge design with kokopelli figures.

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Patriotic paint here.

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These colors don’t bleed.

bad ugly poor amateur blue red paint job Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Paint · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities

Heart Gallery

March 6th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Here we have a heart painted on a wall with Betty Boop in the middle.

Betty Boop mural painted on bedroom wall heart Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

But at this home, the heart isn’t quite the same quality as Betty Boop’s heart.  Should we call this Betty Oops?

graffiti bedroom wall heart Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Glendale, AZ Homes · Graffiti

Kitchen Cabinet Embellishments

March 3rd, 2014 · 4 Comments

Some sellers spice up their kitchen cabinets by adding decorations to the doors.

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Some sellers paint over their cabinet doors.

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Some sellers affix shelf paper or wallpaper to the doors.

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Others paint with two colors.

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Cabinets · Make It Stop

Which Movie Will Win the 2014 Best Picture Oscar?

February 27th, 2014 · 5 Comments

The 2014 Academy Awards will be broadcast this Sunday, March 2nd.  Which movie will win Best Picture?

American Hustle?

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Captain Phillips?

ship's wheel bathroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dallas Buyer’s Club?

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Gravity?

moon Earth space photo mural bedroom wall Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Her?

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Nebraska?

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Philomena?

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12 Years a Slave?

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The Wolf of Wall Street?

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Bedspread · Art

Joie de Vivre

February 24th, 2014 · No Comments

Joie de vivre is cheerfully enjoying life.  Here are 3 bedroom doors in a Casa Grande, Arizona home that spell out joie.

J-O

bedroom doors with letter painted on J O Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I

bedroom door with letter painted on I Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

and E.  What joy!!

bedroom door with letter painted on E Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Flooring · Carpet · Paint · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper

Another Disturbing New Trend In Home Decorating

February 21st, 2014 · 4 Comments

Now people are painting animal skin patterns on their bedroom walls.

Giraffe?  Make it stop.

amateur bad dumb new trend animal skin pattern painted on wall giraffe Buckeye Arizona home house for sale photo

I think they used cobblestone pavers as a stencil.

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Pink cheetah?  Make it stop.

amateur bad dumb new trend animal skin pattern painted on wall pink cheetah Buckeye Arizona home house for sale photo

??? Make it stop.  And that includes Playboy bunny symbols too.

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It looks like mutated chromosomes.

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Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

Blue Man Group

February 19th, 2014 · 1 Comment

It’s a blue man.  On a wall.

amateur painting of blue clothes man on bedroom wall Chandler Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Chandler, AZ Homes

Before & After Gainesville, Florida Renovation

February 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Thank you, Josh, for sending us these photos of a Gainesville, Florida home.

Before Front of House.  Neglected.

before after photo picture renovation remodeling project new fresh paint exterior front of Gainesville Florida home house

After Front of House.  Now restored and beautiful.

before after photo picture renovation remodeling project new fresh paint exterior front of Gainesville Florida home house

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Paint · Before & After · Other US Cities

Powerful Yellow

February 5th, 2014 · 8 Comments

They say adding color to your walls will create an emotional response.

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What is your response to this much yellow?

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You might need to take out a small loan to pay for just the primer paint.

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Do you think the painter got a headache staring at all that yellow?

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Must have gotten a really big discount on their bulk purchase.  Buy 50 gallons, get 30 free.

super bright yellow obnoxious paint color walls too much Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Wow.

super bright yellow obnoxious paint color walls too much Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Paint · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

What Do You Call a Sleeping Cow?

February 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

A bull dozer.  We might need to call a bulldozer for this house.

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Yowza.

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Good grief.

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What happened?

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Good grief!

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???

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Full bath is not supposed to mean full of stuff.

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Licensed contractor was used here, right?

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Help.

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Careful!  There’s no railing!!

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Ugh.

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Lead-based paint disclosure?

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That room addition was built to code, right?  A building permits obtained?

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It does have a wrap-around porch.

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Tags: Roof · Curb Appeal · Paint · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Zoning Violation · Safety Issue · Fireplace · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition · Siding · Attic