Entries Tagged as 'Paint'

Do Giraffes Eat Palm Trees?

August 12th, 2014 · No Comments

Only if they have short necks.

amateur bad inaccurate wall mural yellow giraffe with short neck eating palm trees bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

The Castle

August 10th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Our reader, J.A., wants to share this million dollar castle with you.

fireplace faux clouds painted on ceiling $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

One of the bedrooms features a dragon.

dragon mural bedroom wall $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

The rest of the house is really cool.

$1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

Located in north Illinois.

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Pretend this is a moat.

swimming pool $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities

Tempting Tempe Temple

August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.

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Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?

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Spacious living room.

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Cozy kitchen.

fixer-upper ugly kitchen cabinets in bad shape condition Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

They were inspired by squished jelly beans?  Or Candy Crush Saga?

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The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.

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Looking the other direction.

large room ceiling beams mirrors Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The pool has seen better days.

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There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.

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A cardboard figure?

cardboard figure person Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Clutter · Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Cabinets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor

Polo Player

July 29th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Graffiti on a door.

green Polo horse drawing graffiti r.i.p. ugly red paint walls Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Scribbles and nonsense.

green Polo horse drawing graffiti r.i.p. ugly red paint walls Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Was it a kitchenette for a guest house?

green Polo horse drawing graffiti r.i.p. ugly red paint walls Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Paint · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti

Backsplash Paint Smears

July 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment

Want to spice up your kitchen?  Add colorful paint smears to the walls!

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From the looks of it, it should only take 3 minutes to complete.

ugly dumb stupid idea blue red paint smears eraser kitchen backsplash fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The artist sponged a bedroom ceiling as well.

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Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling

15 Dogs & 1 Cat

July 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

9 dogs, 1 little boy, and lots of clutter at this house.

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Two dogs at this house plus ugly sponge paint.

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Two dogs, two chairs, and a case of bottled water at this house.

2 two dogs pets chairs case of bottled water bookshelf Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Two more dogs at another house.

2 two dogs pets in cages Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

And one cat at another home.

one cat pet on bed bedroom Coolidge Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Pets · Back Yard · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

P As In Peel & Philadelphia

July 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Peeling paint on a ceiling in a Philadelphia, Pennsylvania home.  They should have written phone numbers on each piece and offered piano lessons or free kittens or tutoring sessions.

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Tags: Paint · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Other US Cities

Good Grief - Bad Reef

July 9th, 2014 · 11 Comments

They created a beach cove in their family room.  How nice.

amateur bad wall mural beach cove reef scene 3D fireplace family room Casa Grande Arizona homes house for sale photo

They built a ”reef” around the fireplace.

amateur bad wall mural beach cove reef scene 3D fireplace family room Casa Grande Arizona homes house for sale photo

You can hear the ocean waves lapping the shore.

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Tropical paradise!

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Fireplace · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

For Your Consideration

July 8th, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s a short sale.  And the seller is sitting right there, watching TV.  Is there anything he could remove from this room to make it look more enticing to buyers?

man person sitting down legs feet while living room is cluttered messy liquor bottle short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses photo

What could he work on in the kitchen during commercial breaks?  Clearing off the counter, sink, and refrigerator?

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And clear off the dining table and remove the multiple wall calendars?

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There’s room for improvement in the bedroom.

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Do buyers really want to see a urinal next to the bed?

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Cluttered laundry room.

cluttered laundry room short sale Phoenix Arizona homes houses real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Dining Room · People In Photos · Laundry Room

Bedroom Paint Design Ideas

July 7th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Vegas Meets Paris is the theme of this Casa Grande, Arizona bedroom.  Ooh la la?

garish gaudy tacky red paint design bedroom animal print on the ceiling Casa Grande Arizona home house for sale photo

Easter Bunny theme in this Phoenix bedroom.

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Candy stripes in a Rialto, California bedroom.

pink chocolate brown stripes paint bedroom wall bad idea doesn't look good when selling Rialto California home house for sale real estate photo

Prison bars?

pink chocolate brown stripes paint bedroom wall bad idea doesn't look good when selling Rialto California home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Paint · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities