Entries Tagged as 'Paint'

Under the Grapevine

September 24th, 2014 · 2 Comments

They solved the problem of not enough closet space.  Just add lattice to the wall and now you can hang hangers from it.  The gargoyle nods his head in approval.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Tree’s a Crowd

September 24th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Realistic tree mural in Lake City, Florida.  After a hurricane hit.

ugly bad amateur artist painting bedroom wall mural tree no leaves Lake City Florida home house for sale real estate photo

How lovely are your branches.  [Florence, Arizona]

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Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

Football Season Is Underway

September 8th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Football, football, football.  Which teams will do great this year?

The Arizona Cardinals?

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The Dallas Cowboys?

Dallas Cowboys football bedspread bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The Pittsburgh Steelers?

Pittsburgh Steelers football bedspread bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Pittsburgh Steelers football bedroom Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The Raiders?

Raiders football bedspread bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Or the Green Bay Packers?  [Please note the chunks of cheese on the wall and the two bottles of hand lotion in this man cave.]

Green Bay Packers football decorations cheese office decorations man cave Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Bedspread

Sponged To Perfection

August 19th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Perfectly pretty purple paint.

amateur uneven bad purple sponge paint family room wall TV television is on Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Family Room · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

You’ll Find a Little of Everything In Massachusetts

August 17th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Brockton, Massachusetts home filled with lots of everything.  Busy wallpaper.  Cluttered dining area.

kitchen busy wallpaper pattern dining area cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

Mismatched kitchen appliances.  White oven/range & a black microwave (above photo) and now a stainless steel dishwasher here.

kitchen busy wallpaper pattern dining area cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

Cluttered dining room.

busy wallpaper pattern dining area cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

From another angle.

busy wallpaper pattern dining area cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

The photo suggests that the closets are too small in this house.

clothes rack out in middle of bedroom cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

Attic bedroom.

clothes rack out in middle of attic bedroom cluttered poor bad home staging Brockton Massachusetts house for sale real estate photo

From another angle.

clothes rack out in middle of attic bedroom cluttered amateur vine painted on wall Brockton Massachusetts home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Faux Paint & Murals · Wallpaper · Other US Cities · Attic

Before & After Fireplace Repaint

August 14th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Before Fireplace.  With that brown color you see on every New York City apartment door.

ugly brown paint color on fireplace and brick Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

After Fireplace.  An improvement.

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Tags: Paint · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Before & After

Six Rules To Live By

August 13th, 2014 · 2 Comments

The world would be a better place if we’d all just obey the Cooper Rules:
1. Learn to follow directions
2. No hitting
3. No biting
4. No ______?
5. No fighting
6. No spitting

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Do Giraffes Eat Palm Trees?

August 12th, 2014 · No Comments

Only if they have short necks.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

The Castle

August 10th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Our reader, J.A., wants to share this million dollar castle with you.

fireplace faux clouds painted on ceiling $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

One of the bedrooms features a dragon.

dragon mural bedroom wall $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

The rest of the house is really cool.

$1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

Located in north Illinois.

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Pretend this is a moat.

swimming pool $1 million dollar castle Marengo Illinois home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities

Tempting Tempe Temple

August 8th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This Tempe, Arizona home looks so tantalizing.

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Now that the front yard caught your attention, wanna see inside?

overgrown bushes landscaping bad ugly curb appeal Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Spacious living room.

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Cozy kitchen.

fixer-upper ugly kitchen cabinets in bad shape condition Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

They were inspired by squished jelly beans?  Or Candy Crush Saga?

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The drapes add dramatic flair to this room.

ugly window drapes curtains red faux finish paint wall Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Looking the other direction.

large room ceiling beams mirrors Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The pool has seen better days.

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There’s a shadowy figure lurking in the background.

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A cardboard figure?

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Tags: Landscaping · Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Clutter · Window Coverings · Faux Paint & Murals · Back Yard · Cabinets · Tempe, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Holiday Décor