Entries Tagged as 'Chandler, AZ Homes'

Forecast: Showers

August 29th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Floral bouquet.

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Double curtain frills keep out the spills.

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If this was in Alabama, it would be the Crimson Tide/Tied.

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Disney don’t.

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Doin’ the Boop.

shower curtain Betty Boop bathroom Sun City West Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Mmmm…Donuts!

August 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Homer Simpson loves his donuts.  And these sellers love their dagger.

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Tags: Bedroom · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Christmas In July

July 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Today is July 25th.  Christmas in July is celebrated today.  Here are several homes that celebrate Christmas well past December 25th.

San Antonio, Texas.  As seen on May 25th.

family photos Santa Claus poster on door Christmas tree still up in May San Antonio Texas homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another San Antonio home with a Christmas tree still up as of May 25th.  Hint, hint: it’s okay to update your real estate photos.

Christmas tree still up in May San Antonio Texas homes houses for sale real estate photo

The decorations were removed, but the tree was still there when this Phoenix home was listed on February 3rd.

Christmas tree still up in February Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The decorations are gone and half the tree was packed away when this Phoenix home was listed on March 28th.

Christmas tree still up in March Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This Scottsdale, Arizona home was listed in March, with the Christmas tree still decorated.

Christmas tree still up in March Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Don’t trip on the cord when you enter the house!  This San Tan Valley, Arizona home was listed as a short sale January 9th with the Christmas tree still up.  It took 7 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.

Christmas tree still up in January San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This Surprise, Arizona home was listed as a short sale in early January and it took 8 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.

Christmas tree still up in January Surprise Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Listed January 11th in Glendale, Arizona.

Christmas stockings still up in January Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes

A Real Treat To Clean

July 21st, 2014 · 3 Comments

What do you think of this remodeled shower?  They spent a lot of time installing the stone wall.  Must be tons of fun to clean around the stones & grout: soap scum, mildew, hard water deposits, etc.  You can already see the discoloration.

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Tags: Bathroom · Remodeling · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Chandler, AZ Homes

Bad Aim

July 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

On a positive note:  he’s consistent.

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Tags: Drywall Damage · Chandler, AZ Homes · Laundry Room

Monkey Business

July 10th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Nice kitchen, but the monkey statue is a distraction.  Why is it there?

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It appears to be enjoying a Popsicle or a can of Coke, while wearing a cowboy hat.  Odd little creature.  What possessed them to buy it?  We’re curious, George.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Chandler, AZ Homes

Patriotic Garage

July 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments

This Chandler, Arizona home’s garage is painted like the American flag.

American flag red white blue colors painted on garage walls Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Perfect for today, the 4th of July.

American flag red white blue colors painted on garage walls Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Many, many hours were spent painting this.

American flag red white blue colors painted on garage walls Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Garage or Carport · Faux Paint & Murals · Holiday Décor · Chandler, AZ Homes

Doll Collections

June 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Collection of doll figurines.

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Doll collection plus a million books and movies.

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Kachina doll collection.

Kachina doll collection bedroom Peoria Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dolls · Collections · Peoria, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes

Tiled Showers

April 5th, 2014 · 2 Comments

A splash of color energizes this bathroom.

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This will wake you up in the morning.

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For crossword puzzle enthusiasts.

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes