Entries Tagged as 'Chandler, AZ Homes'

Dust

September 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Would it kill ya to wipe off the cook top first?

coat layer of dust dusty dirty stove range cook top kitchen Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Kitchen · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Chandler, AZ Homes

The Haves & Have Knots

September 23rd, 2014 · 1 Comment

Please make it stop.  I can knot take it any more.

Five knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Four knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Three knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Tempe Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Two knots!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

One knot is still one too many.

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Back up to two knots?  Noooooo!

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Back to only one knot.  My blood pressure is dropping.

stupid dumb terrible trend idea tying window curtains drapes into knots knotted make it stop Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Why can’t curtains look like this?  No knots.  Simple strip of fabric holding it in place.  Thank you.

red window curtains drapes Sun City Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Tempe, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Make It Stop

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

September 19th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Argggggggggggggggh.

pirate flag Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

“Aye, patch” or eye patch?

pirate flag Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Ahoy, Matey!

pirate flag Surprise Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Shiver me timbers!  I’m sideways.

pirate flag Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes

Fall TV Season Is Almost Here

September 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Many new shows this fall TV season.  And many returning shows.  Like TMZ.

TV television is on TMZ Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Making the Band?

TV television is on drum set Avondale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Plenty of house buying shows on TV.

TV television is on Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

News and politics are always on.

TV television is on news panel Sun City West Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Sports and reality shows will be on the air too.  [Fort Morgan, Colorado]

TV television is on news Jesus crucifix fireplace Minnie Mouse chair Fort Morgan Colorado homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes

Bratz

September 11th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Doll collection and other visual distractions.

Bratz doll collection visual distractions clutter bedroom Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Dolls · Collections · Chandler, AZ Homes

Forecast: Showers

August 29th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Floral bouquet.

ugly floral flower shower curtain orange light bulbs missing bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Double curtain frills keep out the spills.

ugly blue frills shower curtain bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

If this was in Alabama, it would be the Crimson Tide/Tied.

ugly shower curtain crimson red white lace tied back bathroom Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Disney don’t.

shower curtain Mickey Minnie Mouse Disney bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Doin’ the Boop.

shower curtain Betty Boop bathroom Sun City West Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Mmmm…Donuts!

August 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Homer Simpson loves his donuts.  And these sellers love their dagger.

dagger sword weapon on display bedroom wall Homer Simpson donut puzzle framed Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Here they are from a different angle.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

We don’t luv knotted curtains.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

None, please.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Goodyear Arizona homes houses for sale photo

How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Goodyear Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Please make this trend go away.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

It’s knot a good look.

ugly bad dumb idea trend stupid looking knotting knotted window curtains drapes make it stop Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Christmas In July

July 25th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Today is July 25th.  Christmas in July is celebrated today.  Here are several homes that celebrate Christmas well past December 25th.

San Antonio, Texas.  As seen on May 25th.

family photos Santa Claus poster on door Christmas tree still up in May San Antonio Texas homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another San Antonio home with a Christmas tree still up as of May 25th.  Hint, hint: it’s okay to update your real estate photos.

Christmas tree still up in May San Antonio Texas homes houses for sale real estate photo

The decorations were removed, but the tree was still there when this Phoenix home was listed on February 3rd.

Christmas tree still up in February Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The decorations are gone and half the tree was packed away when this Phoenix home was listed on March 28th.

Christmas tree still up in March Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This Scottsdale, Arizona home was listed in March, with the Christmas tree still decorated.

Christmas tree still up in March Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Don’t trip on the cord when you enter the house!  This San Tan Valley, Arizona home was listed as a short sale January 9th with the Christmas tree still up.  It took 7 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.

Christmas tree still up in January San Tan Valley Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This Surprise, Arizona home was listed as a short sale in early January and it took 8 months under contract for the short sale to be completed.

Christmas tree still up in January Surprise Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Listed January 11th in Glendale, Arizona.

Christmas stockings still up in January Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Family Photos · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes

A Real Treat To Clean

July 21st, 2014 · 3 Comments

What do you think of this remodeled shower?  They spent a lot of time installing the stone wall.  Must be tons of fun to clean around the stones & grout: soap scum, mildew, hard water deposits, etc.  You can already see the discoloration.

neat concept idea but bad dumb stupid execution reality remodeled shower walls stone soap scum hard water dirty grout Chandler Arizona hard to clean

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Tags: Bathroom · Remodeling · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Chandler, AZ Homes