Entries Tagged as 'Chandler, AZ Homes'

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2016

December 25th, 2016 · 5 Comments

Please join me in singing the 7th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve chickens clucking…

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Eleven rocks in concrete…

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Ten sombreros hanging…

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Nine tanks of oxygen…

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Eight extra pillows…

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Seven guitars rockin’…

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Six ladders climbing…

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Five ugly hats…

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Four wheel rims…

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Three flashlights…

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Two bales of hay…

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And a panda on a toilet.

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Merry Christmas!!

2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Hats · Other US Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Cobwebs

August 8th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Spiders have invaded this house.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Faux Paint & Murals

Curtain Time

July 28th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Creative shower curtains make a statement in any bathroom.

Hungry like the wolf?

shower curtain wolf bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

How the West was won.

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Horsing around.  Show this to your neigh-bors.

shower curtain horses bathroom Youngtown Arizona home house for sale photo

The dying tree.

shower curtain dying dead tree red leaves bathroom Chandler Arizona home house for sale photo

These curtains soak up all of the shower water.  Very practical.

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Keeping the shower curtain closed for the real estate photo makes the bathroom look smaller.  And a loud pattern then dominates the room.

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Tags: Bathroom · Chandler, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Bathroom Mildew

May 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

When a bathroom doesn’t have an exhaust fan or a window that opens, mold and mildew can appear.

mold mildew bathroom unclean unhealthy ceiling Chandler Arizona home house for sale photo

How do you not see the mildew and mold on the ceiling and then not do anything about it?

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The air is not safe to breathe.

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Gross.  The house was marketed for sale in this condition.

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Why?

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Tags: Bathroom · Chandler, AZ Homes · Mold & Mildew

New Drywall Product Available

May 21st, 2016 · 3 Comments

Using gypsum board or sheetrock is so outdated.  Everyone’s now using cardboard as drywall.

Wendy's hamburgers napkins cardboard box used as sheetrock drywall in laundry Chandler Arizona home house for sale

Cardboard from a Wendy’s hamburger napkin box!

Wendy's hamburgers napkins cardboard box used as sheetrock drywall in laundry Chandler Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Drywall Damage · Laundry Room

Cluttered Spaces

March 28th, 2016 · No Comments

Don’t dare complain about the abundance of visual clutter in this home or the seller might hit you with his bat!

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Christmas decorations and other stuff going on in this house.

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There’s a man reading instructions on home staging.  After he finishes his Budweiser beer, he’ll start organizing the room.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Family Room · Holiday Décor · Living Room · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Green, green, green.  Where can I find green to show on St. Patrick’s Day?  I know!  A dirty, neglected swimming pool!

dirty neglected green algae gross swimming pool Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Your friends will be green with envy that you have a pool.

dirty neglected green algae gross swimming pool Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Is the Blarney Stone down there?  Go ahead and kiss it.

dirty neglected green algae gross swimming pool Chandler Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

They Didn’t Get the Memo

January 27th, 2016 · No Comments

Most buyers nowadays would prefer a home that’s neat and tidy, not cluttered.  Just saying.

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It’s okay to pack it all away before selling.  You’d have to pack it anyway when the house sells.  Why not do it now and sell it faster and for more money?

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Don’t let buyers get distracted by all of your stuff instead of focusing on the features of the house.

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Ask a friend for advice on what to remove and tidy up if you are not sure.  Another suggestion:  take photos of your rooms and then look at them.  You’ll see things differently.

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Family Room · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Wood Paneling

Not Off To a Good Start

January 2nd, 2016 · No Comments

So much for the New Year’s resolution to make the bed every day.  That lasted one day.

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And now buyers suffer for it.

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Tags: Bedroom · Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Merry Christ Mas!

December 25th, 2015 · 5 Comments

Merry Christ Mas, everyone!

Merry Christmas misspelled as Christ Mas garage door Glendale Arizona home house for sale photo

Santa Claus made it down the chimney safely.  However, he spilled milk on the carpet.  Bad Santa.

Christmas tree Santa Claus figurine in fireplace Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Merry Christmas.

Santa Claus cluttered kitchen Chandler Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Garage or Carport · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling