Entries Tagged as 'Gilbert, AZ Homes'

Magnets Do Not Attract

December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.

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Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.

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It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.

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Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Refrigerator Magnets · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Flooring Choices, Not Choice Flooring

October 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

You only live once.  Go ahead and install laminate flooring at different directions in one room.

strange odd weird idea plan laminate flooring installed in two directions bedroom Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Or spend a weekend installing your own mosaic tile floor.  Bonus points for originality.

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Throw in some random colored tiles to add excitement to the floor.

random red blue tile floor bedroom Glendale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Octagon shaped objects usually mean stop, which is what should have happened before installing this tile.

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Mix and match.

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Tags: Flooring · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Attic Access

September 26th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Five homes with holes in the ceilings.  Because?

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The ceiling’s so low, perhaps the seller cracked the drywall open with his head.

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Or maybe the seller wants to show the insulation to buyers?

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This home has no insulation.

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There’s no hole, but…

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This Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ceiling needs some attention.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Other US Cities · Gilbert, AZ Homes

House Pets

May 19th, 2014 · 5 Comments

This photo’s caption reads, “So cute.”

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

See the X on the window?  It means no pets in real estate photos.

dog pet in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Two dogs that have nothing to do with selling a house.

two dogs pets in real estate promotional photo picture Gilbert Arizona home house for sale

The dog is distracting you from the baseboards and the lady’s feet.

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The dog is the center of attention.  Its owner is sitting to the left.

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Big cages could scare away buyers.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Dust Magnet

March 1st, 2014 · 7 Comments

Bedspread made out of coffin lining?

ugly satin bedspread coffin lining wrinkled Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

So many nooks and crannies.  Perfect for collecting dust.

ugly satin bedspread coffin lining wrinkled Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Is the bed made or not?  Can’t tell with all those wrinkles in the material.

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Tags: Bedroom · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Bedspread

The Cat & the Hats

January 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

One cat.  Eighteen hats.  Sigh.

one cat pet on bed eighteen 18 baseball caps hats on display bedroom wall Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

“And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!” 

one cat pet on bed eighteen 18 baseball caps hats on display bedroom wall Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Pets · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Hats

More Pets

January 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment

A dog in a real estate listing photo.  And a green & purple cowboy boot.

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Two cats in this home’s real estate promotional photo.  And maybe a third cat under the table.

two cats pets in real estate promotional photo picture Gilbert Arizona home house for sale

Let’s hope this dog doesn’t have a moment on the tile.

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Doggie, please get off the furniture.  Thank you.

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Yes, you.

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This dog is an attention hog.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Power House

December 28th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Bzzzzz.  Bzzzzz.  Look what’s behind this Gilbert, Arizona home.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Yes, Gilbert, There Is a Santa Claus

December 26th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Santa Claus enjoyed milk and cookies in Gilbert, Arizona.

Santa Claus doll figure statue on display Christmas holiday decorations Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

He’d like some more cookies please.

Santa Claus doll figure statue on display Christmas holiday decorations Gilbert Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Uh oh, Santa ate too many cookies!

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Hey, that wasn’t milk.  That was spiked eggnog.  Now Santa’s too drunk and too big to ride his sleigh.

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Tags: Holiday Décor · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Too Skull For Cool

December 23rd, 2013 · No Comments

Too cool for school?  Too skull for cool?  Either way, let’s not lose our head over this cluttered bedroom.  Just remove the hats, the ironing board, the bags, the boxes, and the other clutter.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Wood Paneling · Gilbert, AZ Homes · Hats