Ugly House Photos

One distracting item can ruin a real estate photo.  Buyers’ eyes focus on the wrong thing.

Diver down!

Someone’s purse!

Any idea what those four things are?  Plaster gnome heads?  Lion heads in Christmas trees?

FlexFit baseball cap.

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Four different homes that present rooms to buyers other than intended.  This confuses buyers.

Gilbert, Arizona home’s living room used as a day care center and home office.  This is the first thing buyers see when entering this house.  First impressions?

Phoenix home’s dining room used as a music studio.  Buy this home and you can pick out a guitar to keep.

Phoenix home’s dining room slash office.  You can update your Facebook page while the kids eat.

Phoenix home’s living room, supposedly.  Even the little dog’s not sure where to sit.  And, yes, that’s the front door.

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There’s a little dog sitting by the fireplace waiting for Santa Claus.

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Tiny Christmas tree in a Gilbert, Arizona home because a larger one would distract buyers from all the liquor bottles, beer signs, & Texas stuff.

Oh, look.  More Texas stuff.  Think buyers will like that or would it be better to put it all away when selling?

Oh, look.  A bedroom made into a messy cramped office.

Oh, look.  A back yard cluttered with kid’s toys.

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Gilbert, Arizona home.  One person in the photo.

Now there are two persons.

And now we have three persons.

In case you have trouble locating the house, here are the house numbers.

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A mysterious hand appears in this real estate promotional photo.  It’s not the photographer’s hand, because it is a left hand.  Is she showing off her new Lee Press-On nails?

What happened to this Gilbert, Arizona home?  A giant radiation spill?  Everything’s aglow with ultra pink.

The camera and the computer had a fight over pixels in this photograph.  Unless, of course, they installed wood planks on the ceiling.

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Once buyers make their way through the house, the back yard can seal the deal.  Or crush it completely.  Here are three examples of ugly back yards that are sure to turn off buyers.  The first one is from Buckeye, Arizona.  Something weird’s going on back here.

This is a Phoenix home.

Here’s a Gilbert, Arizona home with dirt.

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Layton Lakes is a new planned community in Gilbert, Arizona.  This is the community center, but it looks like a prison guard tower.  What brainiac came up with this stupid design?

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Can you guess what year this Gilbert, Arizona home was built?  In the 1970s?  In the 1980s?  In the 1990s?  Answer below.

Believe it or not, this home was built in 2004!!

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