Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer would do anything to fly with Santa Claus. Anything. Bart the reindeer mysteriously disappeared. Hmmm. “Rudolph, have you seen Bart?” “Bart who?” Poor Bart.
Entries Tagged as 'Taxidermy'
December 21st, 2015 · 2 Comments
June 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Pistol Pete shot the deer.
June 3rd, 2015 · 3 Comments
One less cougar in Arizona. We’re all grateful for that! They used the cougar’s blood to stain the lampshade!
Add some lights to a deer head.
What a great idea for a hat rack!
Where the deer and the antelope no longer play.
This photo was sent by our reader Rodney, thank you. Portland, Oregon home with a dead elk and a dead turkey.
March 8th, 2015 · 2 Comments
A bit over the top at a Camas, Washington home. Of course, if you have lots of money, you can buy anything. And it shows.
The bar is open. The fish are dead. Does this spawn any interest? Is that a railroad track on the right?
There is a railroad track at the top of this photo. The track circles the room. More statues.
Jackpot! [Thank you, Fran, for sending us these photos.]
January 22nd, 2015 · 4 Comments
Use a deer head to hold your Mardi Gras beads!
Bobcat gone bad. Almost qualifies to be featured on the Crappy Taxidermy blog.
This one looks 100% better. But perhaps it could be removed when selling.
May 26th, 2014 · No Comments
Aside from the other clutter surrounding the fireplace, there’s this taxidermy animal.
Was it a coyote?
May 4th, 2014 · 7 Comments
Lots of stuffed birds in an Amsterdam, The Netherlands home.
And more birds!
March 4th, 2014 · 4 Comments
Poor baby bear.
Fake taxidermy = fakesidermy?
February 12th, 2014 · 13 Comments
Thank you, Rachel, for finding these photos. I think we’re just as shocked as you are.
Stuffed animals on display. Because that’s how you sell a house. Aim for a specific type of buyer. Alienate the others.
Never fear. There’s more taxidermy!
The rest of the house is filled with dusty collectibles.
There’s a dog on the black chair. Wanna bet he ends up stuffed and mounted some day?
Artwork with nudity. Who wants to see that when eating? Not appropriate when selling.
And another view of the nudity. It’s like a museum.
Too bad the stainless steel appliances are ignored by visual distractions.
And more stuff.
February 7th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Cluttered fireplace. We get to check off a lot of categories with this photo: clutter, family photos, fake plants, taxidermy, lighting, dirt/dust, stuffed animal, staging. Aside from the can of bug spray, can we burn everything else in the fireplace?
Dinner is served!!
Each brick was painted with care. Will buyers care?
How in the world did they get the blue paint on the wall?!
The yellow and brown splotches on the stone wall match the yellow and brown stains in the carpet!
From a 1948 home in Payson, Arizona.
From a 1970 home in Congress, Arizona.
From a 1972 home in Mesa, Arizona. We had a fondue set in that color.
From a 1988 home in Mesa, Arizona.