Entries Tagged as 'Taxidermy'

Goldilocks Killed the Three Bears

April 4th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Goldilocks got mad and killed Mama Bear and Papa Bear.  Plus a few other animals.

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Baby Bear was killed too, because it’s okay to kill a small animal.

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Tags: Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Taxidermy

The Elk Has a Great View

March 23rd, 2016 · 1 Comment

So thoughtful of the sellers to place the elk head where it can enjoy the view.  Our hats off to the seller.  Now if they would take the hats off the elk…

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Taxidermy · Hats

The Academy Awards Are Tomorrow Night

February 27th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Which movie will take home the Oscar for Best Picture tomorrow?

The Big Short, a movie about the financial & real estate crisis?  [I took this photo in a bank-owned house many years ago; sorry for the language]

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Bridge of Spies?

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Brooklyn?  [This is as close as I could get to a Brooklyn photo]

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Mad Max?

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The Martian?

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The Revenant?  [Leonardo got revenge on that bear!]

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Room?

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Spotlight?  [That movie has at least four fans.]

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Family Photos · Holiday Décor · Bad Parking · Taxidermy · Shower Curtain

Rudolph’s Predecessor

December 21st, 2015 · 2 Comments

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer would do anything to fly with Santa Claus.  Anything.  Bart the reindeer mysteriously disappeared.  Hmmm.  “Rudolph, have you seen Bart?”  “Bart who?”  Poor Bart.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Taxidermy

The Gun That Shot the Deer

June 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Pistol Pete shot the deer.

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Tags: Staging · Other Arizona Cities · Taxidermy · Weapons & Firearms

Killed & Mounted

June 3rd, 2015 · 3 Comments

One less cougar in Arizona.  We’re all grateful for that!  They used the cougar’s blood to stain the lampshade!

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Add some lights to a deer head.

dead killed mounted deer head taxidermy Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

What a great idea for a hat rack!

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Where the deer and the antelope no longer play.

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This photo was sent by our reader Rodney, thank you.  Portland, Oregon home with a dead elk and a dead turkey.

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Tags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Taxidermy

Overkill

March 8th, 2015 · 2 Comments

A bit over the top at a Camas, Washington home.  Of course, if you have lots of money, you can buy anything.  And it shows.

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The bar is open.  The fish are dead.  Does this spawn any interest?  Is that a railroad track on the right?

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There is a railroad track at the top of this photo.  The track circles the room.  More statues.

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Pinball wizard!

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Jackpot!  [Thank you, Fran, for sending us these photos.]

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Tags: Staging · Other US Cities · Taxidermy

Taxidermy

January 22nd, 2015 · 4 Comments

Use a deer head to hold your Mardi Gras beads!

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Bobcat gone bad.  Almost qualifies to be featured on the Crappy Taxidermy blog.

ugly bad amateur taxidermy bobcat posing on a rock Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

This one looks 100% better.  But perhaps it could be removed when selling.

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling · Peoria, AZ Homes · Taxidermy

Wile E. Coyote’s Brother?

May 26th, 2014 · No Comments

Aside from the other clutter surrounding the fireplace, there’s this taxidermy animal.

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Was it a coyote?

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Tags: Staging · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Taxidermy

The Birds

May 4th, 2014 · 7 Comments

Lots of stuffed birds in an Amsterdam, The Netherlands home.

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And more birds!

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Tags: Staging · Taxidermy · Other International Cities