Ugly House Photos

Stackable washer & dryer included if you purchase this home in The Netherlands.  Ladder not included.  You could put up the ironing board and stand on it?

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Another home in the Netherlands with a lot of stuff.  Including a basketball for some reason.

The baby’s not in the high chair.  Guess it’s bedtime for bongo.

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Bobby the Hungry Bobcat looks down at the baby crib and licks his chops.  From a Phoenix home.

From a home in the Netherlands, a bird of prey is ready to snatch a baby or small pet.  And the parents wonder why Junior and Fido are terrified of this room.

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Organized hoarding in a home in The Netherlands.  Good grief!

Make it stop.  Make it stop.

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Can you figure out what’s going on at this house listing in The Netherlands?  Sometimes people with mobility or movement issues use rings like this to get up from bed.  Or are those gymnastics rings?  Or is it a game where you toss things through the rings?  Or….?  Nevertheless, it’s sure to distract buyers.

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The world’s first global Musical Instrument Museum opens today in Phoenix, Arizona.  It showcases over 10,000 musical instruments from every country in the world.

This home in The Netherlands is displaying their collection of musical instruments.  What if someone wants to buy it no strings attached?

Piano mosaic in a Phoenix bathroom.  Do you tickle the ivories while showering?

Guitar, a speaker, and a picture are blocking the fireplace in another Phoenix home.

Same house with staging issues.

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Home in The Netherlands with some repair issues?  What’s going on?!?!
1) Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?  Are they collecting water from the shower upstairs to wash baby downstairs?
2) Collecting water from a roof leak?  All that energy spent creating a temporary fix could have been spent calling a handyman.
3) European art piece?
4) Going green and collecting rain water?

Any other ideas?

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It would take many hours to properly dust this cluttered home in The Netherlands.

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Mural of moto-cross in the desert in a Dutch home.

Shark mural in the next bedroom.

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Sydney, New South Wales, Australia home.  Besides the massive video tape collection, the TV being on, and the two angel figurines, it’s actually the floor that’s so distracting.

Buyers’ eyes are forced to focus on the floor and the wild couch.

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