Ugly House Photos

People like to decorate with curtains.  Sometimes unsuccessfully.

Curtains on the back patio.  [Avondale, Arizona]

Double curtains separating an office or sitting room.  [El Mirage, Arizona]

Black feather boa.  It’s show time!  [Phoenix]

Curtain used between the kitchen and the family room.  Probably a huge pain in the neck.  [Phoenix]

Green curtains in the bathroom.  [Cleveland, Ohio]

They must have a lot of mosquitoes in Texas.  [Burnet, Texas]

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It’s certainly a colorful shower curtain.  Could make for a great Halloween costume.  How about pushing it to the side so we can see the shower?

Oh.  Never mind.  Tile’s missing.

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Pool tables make great storage for clothes.

Bathrooms are great places to store belts.

When a seller advertises new windows, be sure the windows are installed.

When a seller advertises a spa, be sure it’s clean and operational.  Yuk.

Bargain basement.  Really?

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His & hers bathrooms.  Outhouse splendor in Martinsburg, West Virginia.

Floral delight in Chandler, Arizona.

It’s easy to ignore soap scum and mildew with this camouflage shower curtain.

A testament to its quality.  Cherub shower curtain still in mint condition since its purchase in 1992.

Don’t forget to wash behind your ears.

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Today is Independence Day in America.  Home sellers are celebrating across the country.

This is Schultzie the Schnauzer, from Phoenix (per the photo’s caption).

Patriotic shower curtain in Garden City, Kansas.

An interpretation of the American flag by Joey, age 9, from Mesa, Arizona.

Things are looking up in Elmira, New York.

These Carbondale, Illinois sellers like to wipe their hands on the American flag.  Do they have a matching floor mat too?

A little Americana in this Peoria, Arizona kitchen.

These Apache Junction, Arizona sellers made a fake saguaro cactus statue and painted it like the flag.

The pillow is upside down.  Ugh.  Phoenix home.  Section 8a of the United States Flag Code states, “The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.”  Perhaps this is a distress sale?

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Life’s a beach when you live in Elkhart, Indiana.

Horsing around in Glendale, Arizona.

Back to the beach in another Glendale, Arizona home.  Is that a Woody?

French toilette in Chandler, Arizona.

Please untuck the shower curtain.  Some of us are anal-retentive.

Please remove the shower curtain from inside the tub or open it up.  Idaho Falls, Idaho.

Well, that’s a lot better.  Bathrooms show better with the shower curtain pulled back.  And toilet lids down.

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Today is the first day of Spring.  It reminds us of bright colors.  And flowers, Tinkerbell, and Justin Bieber.

More Spring flowers and our favorite decoration item: ball caps!

Oh, look, it’s Christmas too, as still seen in March.

Their garage was converted to a man cave.

We’ve suggested neutral colors for shower curtains, but this is taking it too far.  How about pulling back the curtain for the photo?

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The 2012 Academy Awards will be broadcast this Sunday, February 26th.  Which movie will win the Best Picture Oscar?

The Artist?

The Descendants?

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close?

The Help?

Hugo?

Midnight In Paris?

Moneyball?

The Tree of Life?

War Horse?

Which movie is your favorite?  Vote now.

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If you watched New Girl TV show last night, you’d know Schmidt does not like damp bath towels.  So the roommates replaced towel hooks with towel bars.

These Tempe, Arizona sellers want to ensure their bath towels stay dry; they use TWO shower curtains.

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