Entries Tagged as 'Weapons & Firearms'

The Gun That Shot the Deer

June 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Pistol Pete shot the deer.

deer head taxidermy on wall pistol gun mounted bookcase office Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Other Arizona Cities · Taxidermy · Weapons & Firearms

Sword, Rifle, Arrows

May 20th, 2015 · No Comments

Why do sellers put weapons on their walls?  Here’s a sword on display.

sword weapon on display TV is on Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Here’s a rifle.

rifle gun weapon on display Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Here’s a crossbow and arrows.  In case there’s a home invader.

crossbow arrows weapon on display over above bed Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Bow and arrows in this house.  Plus a tomahawk.

tomahawk bow arrows weapon on display Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another bow & arrows at a different house.  The target should be to sell the house, not scare buyers.

bow arrows weapon on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Weapons & Firearms

One-Armed Bandit & His Horse

April 14th, 2015 · No Comments

It’s a slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber!  He’s gunna rob you!  What fun!

one-armed bandit slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber pool table Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

And there’s his getaway horse!!

merry-go-round horse on display pool table Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Tempe, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

Challenge Accepted?

March 3rd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Are you up to the task of taking on this house?  Let’s look at the positives.

dirty gross nasty floor neglected dilapidated damaged kitchen eating area fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has reverse osmosis drinking water filtration!

dirty neglected dilapidated damaged kitchen fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a fireplace!

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It comes furnished!

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Hmmm.  What’s positive here?  Bacteria cultures?

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It has shiny doorknobs.

dirty ugly floor bedroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has air conditioning!

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It has newer plumbing!

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It has a tiled shower!

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It has mold throughout!  [the house description does say it has mold throughout the house]

dirty wall mold mildew bathroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It comes with a home security system: two rifles!

two guns rifles firearms cluttered room flooring missing fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a swimming pool!  And a solar clothes dryer!

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It has an additional cooling system: an evaporative cooler!

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Tags: Bathroom · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Weapons & Firearms

Little Shop of Horrors

October 23rd, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s almost Halloween.  You go on ahead and check out the creepy storage room with the sharp rusty saw just waiting to drop on your head.  And then the maniac will hack you with the scythe for good measure.

old rusty sharp logging saw overhead about to fall on your head shed scythe creepy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Weapons & Firearms

Pampas Grass Plumes!!

September 14th, 2014 · 4 Comments

It’s making a comeback in home décor!  Dyed pampas grass plumes!  [Fort Morgan, Colorado]

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The arrows are pointing downward.

ugly tacky outdated décor Southwest Indian arrows decorations Fort Morgan Colorado home house for sale

It’s okay, the lace curtains aren’t knotted.

ugly tacky outdated décor white red blood wine color lace window curtains drapes Fort Morgan Colorado home house for sale photo

Visual distractions everywhere!

living room cluttered too many items visual distractions poor bad staging Fort Morgan Colorado home house for sale photo

There is storage under the waterbed.

bedroom cluttered too many items visual distractions poor bad staging waterbed Fort Morgan Colorado home house for sale photo

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Window Coverings · Ugly Décor · Other US Cities · Weapons & Firearms

Mmmm…Donuts!

August 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Homer Simpson loves his donuts.  And these sellers love their dagger.

dagger sword weapon on display bedroom wall Homer Simpson donut puzzle framed Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

Weird Dolls

August 5th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Simply bizarre.  A doll family.  Payson, Arizona home.

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Dolls made from towels?  Unbelievable.

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She collects plates.  From the Franklin Mint or Danbury Mint?

collector plates on display cluttered family room Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She spent a mint on those plates.

collector plates on display cluttered family room Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

More plates in the bedroom!  They’re like tribbles; they keep multiplying.

collector plates on display cluttered bedroom Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

She also collects family photos.  And she has a gun/rifle.  When Grandma says, “I’m gonna shoot,” do you duck or say ”cheese”?!

dozens too many family photos on display in hallway gun rifle on the wall Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

A rifle, a scythe, two saws, and a golf club.  Grandma’s ready for the zombie apocalypse!

family photos on display gun rifle scythe two saws golf club on wall cluttered Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Grandma thinks the mammy cookie jars are a whimsical part of Americana.  What will some buyers think?

collection of old cooking containers on wall mammy cookie jars kitchen cluttered Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Fireplace · Stuffed Animals · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Rugs · Collections · Family Photos · Weapons & Firearms · Grandma's House

Plane Crazy

May 23rd, 2014 · No Comments

Airplane.  Weapons (swords).  Ball caps.  And more.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Weapons & Firearms

Scarface, Gun, & Knotted Curtain

April 22nd, 2014 · No Comments

If only the TV was on, this bedroom would be UglyHousePhotos perfection.  Knotted curtain, gun on the wall, Scarface movie poster, and piles of clothes.

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Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Weapons & Firearms