Pistol Pete shot the deer.
Entries Tagged as 'Weapons & Firearms'
June 11th, 2015 · 1 Comment
May 20th, 2015 · No Comments
Why do sellers put weapons on their walls? Here’s a sword on display.
Here’s a rifle.
Here’s a crossbow and arrows. In case there’s a home invader.
Bow and arrows in this house. Plus a tomahawk.
Another bow & arrows at a different house. The target should be to sell the house, not scare buyers.
April 14th, 2015 · No Comments
It’s a slot machine in the form of a cowboy robber! He’s gunna rob you! What fun!
And there’s his getaway horse!!
March 3rd, 2015 · 3 Comments
Are you up to the task of taking on this house? Let’s look at the positives.
It has reverse osmosis drinking water filtration!
It has a fireplace!
It comes furnished!
Hmmm. What’s positive here? Bacteria cultures?
It has shiny doorknobs.
It has air conditioning!
It has newer plumbing!
It has a tiled shower!
It has mold throughout! [the house description does say it has mold throughout the house]
It comes with a home security system: two rifles!
It has a swimming pool! And a solar clothes dryer!
It has an additional cooling system: an evaporative cooler!
October 23rd, 2014 · 2 Comments
It’s almost Halloween. You go on ahead and check out the creepy storage room with the sharp rusty saw just waiting to drop on your head. And then the maniac will hack you with the scythe for good measure.
September 14th, 2014 · 4 Comments
It’s making a comeback in home décor! Dyed pampas grass plumes! [Fort Morgan, Colorado]
The arrows are pointing downward.
It’s okay, the lace curtains aren’t knotted.
Visual distractions everywhere!
There is storage under the waterbed.
August 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Homer Simpson loves his donuts. And these sellers love their dagger.
August 5th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Simply bizarre. A doll family. Payson, Arizona home.
Dolls made from towels? Unbelievable.
She collects plates. From the Franklin Mint or Danbury Mint?
She spent a mint on those plates.
More plates in the bedroom! They’re like tribbles; they keep multiplying.
She also collects family photos. And she has a gun/rifle. When Grandma says, “I’m gonna shoot,” do you duck or say ”cheese”?!
A rifle, a scythe, two saws, and a golf club. Grandma’s ready for the zombie apocalypse!
Grandma thinks the mammy cookie jars are a whimsical part of Americana. What will some buyers think?
May 23rd, 2014 · No Comments
Airplane. Weapons (swords). Ball caps. And more.
April 22nd, 2014 · No Comments
If only the TV was on, this bedroom would be UglyHousePhotos perfection. Knotted curtain, gun on the wall, Scarface movie poster, and piles of clothes.