Ugly House Photos

Buyers might feel cross from seeing the clutter and bow out of the deal.  From a Manhattan, Kansas home.

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Bows and arrows in Bedford, Indiana.

Hunting bow and rifles in Marshalltown, Iowa.  Perfectly safe for buyers bringing their children.

Bow & arrows in Surprise, Arizona.

Hunting bow and a tool box for his truck in Phoenix.

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Unbelievable.  Don’t bring the kiddies to see this Salmon, Idaho home.  Holy Gunsmoke!  Unsecured rifles for an entire militia.  Maybe he’s already seen the new Red Dawn movie.  You can never be too careful.

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Those unicorns must poop a lot in her bedroom.  Why else would she have a pooper scooper there???!!

Her brother is a Dallas Cowboys fan.  He also has a sword over the window, some trophies, lots of prescription bottles, and an unmade bed.

I was going to suggest that mom and dad tell Junior to tidy his room, but it seems the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Feathers, gun holster, hats, rope, etc.  Mom’s been reading Fifty Shades of Grey again!

Dad uses a Coors Light 5-gallon bucket for empty beer cans.  Polly the Parrot has never seen sunshine.

Clutter in the bathroom.

Clutter in the kitchen.

What is going on back here?

At least move the block to the pile.

Actual caption to the photo:  This is the home of your dreams.

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Swords on display.  Home defense system?  Glendale, Arizona.

Sword on display in Mesa, Arizona.  The other two swords haven’t arrived yet.

There’s fencing swords and a knife over the fireplace plus a giant spear in this Elmira, New York home.

Dueling swords and dueling rifles, literally (duel, dual).  Two fencing swords and two rifles on display in Sun City West, Arizona.  Be sure to bring your young children to see this home.  They’ll get a bang out of it.

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Uh, in light of the recent madman shootings in Aurora, Colorado, is is appropriate to have a photo of an armed man in a real estate photo?  From a Laveen, Arizona home.

Really??

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John Wayne lives on.

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Comic-Con is going full blast in San Diego.  Bring your imagination and your MERP and LARP costumes and gear.

Here’s an action hero wannabe in Surprise, Arizona.  Complete with swords, sabers, weapons, camo pants, and hookah!

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We aim to have a more tidy room.  The target:  sell faster and for more money.  Shoot, it’s that simple.

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Even the gun is camouflaged.  Carbondale, Illinois home.

Baseball caps!!  Bow & arrow.  Fan of The Hunger Games?  Now we know where the other closet door is.

His sister likes leopard print.

Maybe mom will have a talk with her about that Chris Brown t-shirt.  Not quite an appropriate role model for young (or older) women.

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