Ugly House Photos

Christmas tree in a cluttered room.  This photo was still on display to the public in late July.

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Everything’s on display in this kitchen.  Everything.  Stage 2 of hoarding?

More clutter by the sink.

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Collection of birdhouses above the kitchen cabinets in a Glendale, Arizona home plus stuff spread out all over the counter tops become visual distractions to buyers.

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Can we help this bachelor out with his master bedroom?  Let’s remove the clutter, the guitar, the get well balloon, the prescription bottles, the pink sticky note, the waffle on the paper plate, the mismatched pillows, the San Diego Aztecs shirt, the pillow on the floor, and the giant jar of petroleum jelly.

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Crossword puzzle for small words?

This house has a random tile pattern too.  With an elephant, a horse, and a dog.

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Some people never clean their walls.  Here are 4 examples.

Moisture problem behind the frig?

Stains, dirt, and body oil surrounding the bed.

Dust from a TV and/or stereo?

Peeled drywall paper and a wall crack too.

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Another home needing staging advice and assistance.

Christmas decorations (lights, candy canes) still up in May.  Half dirt, half grass lawn.  Weight bench in the front yard.

Christmas tree is up.  Lots of family photos.  Cutesy sayings (”I Love You 2 Gore”??) (”Love Always & Forever”).  If they cleared everything out but the furniture, this would be a very nice room (nice floor, nice paint, nice size).

In case they get lost, the signage tells them the next room is the family room.  [Editor: I blocked out their name.]

Very dark family room.

They painted the walls with black paint.

When buyers see the clothes rack, they will assume the closets are too small.  Cluttered dresser doesn’t help.

There’s a big tree in the child’s room.

One of those glass vessel sinks.  But you can see all the plumbing underneath.

They enclosed the patio so that they could fill it with clutter.

More junk from another angle.

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How about we turn off the TV before taking real estate photos?  Please.

What is that cat tower thing?  Looks like a birdhouse.  Does the cat lure in birds and then eat them?

They spent money on the big TV instead of replacing the dark green carpet.

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Thanks, graffiti criminals, for lowering the price of this foreclosure home and the prices for the neighbors too.

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Oh, boy, have we got a staging nightmare for you today.  If you were a buyer, would you be impressed?

Ship ahoy!!  Nautical theme, model ships, and more surround the wet bar.

Creepy doll lying on the blue hammock.  Christmas themed fireplace screen.  Assorted mishmash of styles & designs.

Looks like a very nice kitchen under all that clutter and wallpaper backsplash.  Sunflower dining table.

Good grief!  There’s more stuff here!  Check out the old stove in the back corner.

Another dining table.  Another refrigerator.  And another stove.

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