Ugly House Photos

Photo of a bug fogger.  Probably not a good sign.

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Not very motivated to sell.

Cluttered kitchen.

Messy bedroom.

Chaotic master bedroom with cat.

Disorganized family room.

Some fine tuning needed in the dining room.

Unfriendly dogs in the back yard.

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Bedspread with a woman and three wolves.  Because???

Bedspread at another home that reads “Superhero Squad.”  For some reason, the photographer flipped the photo.  Transformers 3 opens this weekend, right?

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Sellers will be taking their unusual art with them when their houses sell, hopefully.  So why feature it so prominently in real estate photos?

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, wear no clothes.

Of all the paintings in the world, they chose one with three hats and three hands.  Our hats off to them?

A long time ago, Ruby the elephant at the Phoenix Zoo was famous for her abstract paintings.  When she displayed her art, was it called a trunk show?  This painting looks like one of Ruby’s.

Three faces.  They might be made of junk or M&Ms or something.

Original Picasso?

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Could use some refurbishing.

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As shallow as it sounds, buyers do judge a book by its cover.  Curb appeal determines if the buyer is going inside or skipping the visit.  This home looks like the wall was tagged with graffiti.  If the seller painted the entire wall, it might not look so scary to buyers.

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If you say anything bad about this Mesa, Arizona home, the evil nutcracker will cut you with his knife!  Be warned.  And be very scared.

You WILL make an offer on this house, right?!!

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Interesting mix of decorating styles in a Peoria, Arizona living room.  It’s as if they picked up one item at a garage sale, another item the next month, etc.

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If something’s old, how long do you have to keep it?  Rusty fireplace/stove in Mesa, Arizona.  Will Rustoleum help this?  Too far gone?  Not worth saving?

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These Peoria, Arizona sellers have all types of buyers covered.

Close-up photo of a doorknob and contractor’s lockbox for nearsighted buyers.

For buyers with normal vision.

And for far-sighted buyers.  Thank you for including all three photos.

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