Ugly House Photos

What in the world is going on here?!  Rotten bananas, cows, cooking pans nailed to the wall, a million stickers, plastic sunflowers, refrigerator magnets.  All that’s missing is a crocheted water jug cozie!

Maybe they could use the credit card to hire a housekeeper, a carpet cleaner, and a home stager.

The hodgepodge room?

Here’s the story behind this home.  They bought it in 1997 for $87,000.  Refinanced in 2003 for $101,000.  Refinanced again in January 2006 for $158,000.  And then refinanced eleven months later in December 2006 for $204,000.  Then it sold in 2012 as a short sale for $50,000.

One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

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I posted photos the other week of ugly carpet.  I then had the pleasure of seeing it in person.  So enjoy.

Yuk.  Looks like that pink slime hamburger meat.

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Did a dinosaur stomp on their sidewalk?

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American Indian papoose dolls in cradleboards on display in an Apache Junction, Arizona home.

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You have now told buyers that the bathroom doesn’t have enough storage.

Same thing going on in a Buckeye, Arizona bathroom.

But their other bathroom is clutter free.  Why couldn’t the one above look like this one?  Note the Spiderman shower curtain, toilet seat cover, and waste basket.

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This bathroom is, like, totally radical.

Like, for sure, it’s tubular.

Whoa, dude.  They did it to the other bathroom.

Their kitchen.

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The green carpet will make your friends green with envy.  Buy it today.

They’ve already started removing the wallpaper for you.

Furnishings included with full price offer.

Chef’s kitchen.

Hurry before it’s gone.

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What will they think of next?  A crocheted water jug cozie?!?!  To keep it cool?  From a Chula Vista, California home.

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For only $13,000, you could have this Zamboni bed in your home.  As found on Etsy.com.

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From Betty’s 1935’s Baby Be Good cartoon:  “Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh! No, no, no, no, no! Stop that! Now, be a good boy and go to sleep.”

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