Ugly House Photos

What better way to celebrate the beauty of springtime than with flowers?  Elkhart, Indiana.

Spice up your kitchen with this jazzy wallpaper design.  Live Oak, Florida.

Sunflowers cheer everyone up.  The Netherlands.

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Let’s go on a listing presentation and pretend we are going to sell this home.

Thank you for inviting me over.  Show me your home.  Let’s start in the kitchen.  Would I like some leftover spaghetti?  No thank you.

No, really, you don’t have to heat it up for me.

Nice to meet you, sir.  I see you like baseball caps.  There are two on display on the cabinets.  Will those be staying there while the house is up for sale?

Oh, you have a son.  Maybe he can help you clear off the refrigerator.

Let’s go over the paperwork to list your home for sale.  Then we’ll look at the rest of the house.

This is your master bedroom.  I’m not a big fan of clothes and lumpy beds.  Can we straighten this up before buyers arrive?

I see you went with a monochromatic color scheme in the living room.  Did you sponge paint the room and ceiling yourself?  I can tell.

Maybe we can remove the dead animals.  This is the living room, after all, not the dead room.  Why is that painting hung so high?

That sure is a bright sweater.

Your patio is, uh, big.  Will you be finishing all those projects before buyers arrive?

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They get points for being consistent.  Elkhart, Indiana.

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Panda Express bedspread?  Elkhart, Indiana.

Kokopelli flute player bedspread in another Elkhart, Indiana home.

They gambled on this Vegas bedspread and lost.  Also from Elkhart, Indiana.  That guy who sells these bedspreads on the street corner must be a millionaire.

African safari bedspread in Idaho Falls, Idaho.

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Lifelike doll in an Elkhart, Indiana home.  It has blue hair, so it is supposed to be Katy Perry?

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Visitors to this Houston, Texas home can help themselves to a free cup of coffee.  If they can reach the cup.

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Aaah.  How cute.

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Just when you think you’ve seen it all, here comes along a dust cover for a clothes dryer!  Would make a great craft project for someone with old bed sheets.

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Here’s a sad, neglected Phoenix home that was purchased in 2011 for $32,000.

It sold recently for $114,000.

Before Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

After Kitchen.

Before Bathroom.

After Bathroom.

Before Master Bedroom.

After Master Bedroom.

Before Master Bathroom.

After Master Bathroom.

Before Living Room.

After Living Room.

After Living Room.

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Sorry, but those ugly John F. Long builder cabinets keep showing up.

Even clutter doesn’t make them look better.

Sigh.

This home used them in the office.

Uh, no thanks.

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