Ugly House Photos

It’s my room!  I can do what I want!  You can’t tell me what to do!  You can’t make me take it down!  I won’t!  Leave me alone!  Gosh, why are you always on my case?
Score:  Teenager 1, parents 0, buyers 0

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This Mesa, Arizona bedroom could use more pillows.

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Now showing in a home near you:

Reefer Madness in Youngtown, Arizona.  This house is smokin’.

Grease is playing in Phoenix.  The sellers are hoping buyers will think, “You’re the one that I want, ooh, ooh, ooh.”

Ghostbusters in Mesa, Arizona.

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Older home, built before 1978.  Could have lead-based paint.  Be careful.  Would not pass FHA appraisal inspection.

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This wet bar is full of everything all around it.

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Knock knock.  Who’s there?  Orange.  Orange who?  Orange you glad you don’t live in this dusty, dirty house?

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Someone in Glendale, Arizona likes/loves Justin Bieber.

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Close-up real estate photos are good for featuring details.  But for most buyers, they want to see the whole room in one photo.  Here’s one poor example.

Close-up of the closet.

To the left, half of a window.

To the left again, the other half of the window.

And to the left one more time, another part of the bedroom.

This is the only photo of another bedroom.

This photo’s caption reads, “Bathtub.”  It’s the only photo of the bathroom.

This is the dining room.

Another close-up photo of the dining room.  There are no photos of the entire dining room.

The living room.  Floor, that is.

This is the only other photo of the living room.

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If you add enough bubble bath to the water, the bubbles will cover up the ugly.  Add some rose petals and candles, and it will look like a spa retreat. Tomah, Wisconsin home.

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Dothan, Alabama home could use some help with furniture & décor staging.

Let us help, please.

Won’t cost a penny to remove many items, just some time.  What could be done in just 20 minutes?

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