Ugly House Photos

They decided to spray the kitchen cabinets before selling.

Ethel likes to set her hairdo before going to bed.

Karen works up quite a thirst while ironing on the dining table.

Beer & bleach.

Home gym.

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Jan could never get rid of mildew in her bathroom, so she sponge painted the walls the rest of the way.

This house is cable ready.

Would Dwight Schrute approve of this office?

New episode of Hoarders tonight.  Don’t forget to save everything and display everything you own!

Komodo commode kimono?

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The next book by E. L. James is titled Fifty Shades of Grey Mold. It takes place in Houston, Texas where this home is located.

Messy.  They advertised the house as having a fireplace, but buyers can’t find it.

Dirty bathroom.

Another dirty bathroom.

This is a good one.  The photographer was smoking while taking the real estate photo of a Poconos, Pennsylvania home.  Classy.

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Copa Cabana?  Lola always wanted a cabana in her bedroom, so Rico built it for her.  And now Tony tends bar.

Bring the kids to see our house.  Our dogs just love little kids.

Can’t afford home staging decorations or firewood?  Just PhotoShop it on the photo!

Impressive back yard landscaping.

Musical chairs, anyone?

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A lot of nail holes to fill.  Over 80 family photos!

Dream catcher.

Dream big!

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

Do you ignore it week after week, month after month?  Yuk.

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What is that?

Funereal floral failure.  Depressing.

Wallpaper wainscoting and ceiling border too.  Ugh.

“New drywall” is usually a desirable feature.  Unless it’s unfinished drywall.  Thanks for nothing, Mr. Seller.

Got leaks?  Thanks for not fixing it, Mr. Seller.

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Dog gone it.

The bees’ knees.  And wings and legs too.  The listing said there was a “bee problem of Biblical proportion in the second bathroom.” I rushed over to the house to take these photos.

Absolutely crazy.

Unique swimming pool.  Cool or too weird?  Do you just sit in the pool?  Doesn’t seem very practical.  More art than functional?

Park your car and scooter on the front yard.  Sure to impress buyers.  For other examples of bad parking, click here.

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Bedroom on display from a Casa Grande, Arizona home.  Should be Casa Ugly.

In case your guests wet the bed, put plastic covers on top.

Another creepy doll.

A closer look, if you dare.  Classy!!

No one’s jumping up and down for this back yard.

An organized seller:  all his ducks are in a row.

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They hope to rake in the dough when/if this doll of a house sells.  Well, they wish it would sell.

House Flipper?  This dolphin looks sad because the Miami Dolphins lost yesterday. [Tucson, Arizona]

And you would grow what back here?  [Scottsdale, Arizona]

Jim thought it was a good idea at the time.  Doh!

Bonnie wasn’t too pleased when Dave played drums at 2am.

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The new season of Hoarders TV show starts this Monday, September 10 on A&E TV.  What wonders will we see this season?  Homes like these?

From the United Kingdom.

From Texas.

From Phoenix.

Unknown location.

Unknown location.  Could be your neighbor.  You never know.

My house is so cluttered, I think I’ll have a beer.

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