Ugly House Photos

The owner of this de-sided Houston, Texas home is undecided about the upcoming election.

Looks like the house got hit in a landslide.  We vote for new siding.  Or we’ll elect for another house.

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This is too bizarre.  At first I thought it was a hiding place for cats.  Then I read the photo’s caption:  Tree House Kid Bed.  Uh, will that contraption hold the weight of a child?  What’s holding it up?!  Is that a drawbridge door on the left?

Another view.  Truly weird.  Are those plastic curtains?  How hot does that space get?

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Let’s play a game:  Where Did the Money Go?
Phoenix home that was purchased for $82,000 in 1997.  They refinanced for $244,000 in November 2005 (when home values were artificially high).  It went to foreclosure in 2012.  An investor just bought it for $96,000.  So did the sellers get a cash-out mortgage in 2005?  Where did the money go?  Did they remodel the house?  Let’s see.

Not even one penny was spent on cleaning products or hand soap.

New carpet?

Here too?

And?

Or here?

Did they spend the money to remodel the kitchen?

Renovated bathroom?

New flooring and new window curtains?  Anything?

The laundry room.  Check out the dryer vent tubing.

It goes all the way over here and then up.  Clever.

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For some reason, children like to be in real estate photos.

They love the camera.

No skateboarding allowed inside the house, young man!

There he is again.

Little girl and her father are checking out Steven’s bedroom.  Please wait, thank you.  [Buckeye, Arizona]

More kids.  [Camden, New Jersey]

She’s happy now, but wait ’til mom tells her she has to pick up her things every day while the house is up for sale.  [Elmira, New York]

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Stylish fireplace.

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Always in style.  Always.

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It’s appalling that the Las Vegas photo mural is a-peeling.

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Make it stop.  Adding knots to curtains and drapes.

A knot in a bed sheet at another Phoenix home.

These knots will put knots in a buyer’s stomach.  San Tan Valley, Arizona home.

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Stuffed animal collection as seen in the master bedroom of a Glendale, Arizona home.  She named a few of them Dusty and Sneezy.

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