Entries from April 2014

Trashy House

April 30th, 2014 · 5 Comments

There’s a reason this home sold for $23,000.  Take a look.

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If only they had used the Super Clean on the bathroom.

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There’s so much junk here, who knows if it’s a bedroom or living room.

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The least messy room in the house.

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Drywall damage.

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Junk in the back yard.

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More junk.

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Neglected house and yard.

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$23,000.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Christie Brinkley Fan

April 29th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Enclosed patio with wood paneling.

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And a photo of Christie Brinkley with no arms!

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Tags: Patio · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

Phantom Object

April 29th, 2014 · 2 Comments

When taking several photos to stitch together for a panoramic picture, the photographer’s finger became involved.  The photographer took new photos, but the seller posted both versions.  Enjoy.

amateur photographer finger seen in panoramic photo picture of bedroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate

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Tags: Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Poor Photography

Establishing Roots

April 29th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Because the prettiest part of a tree is the roots.

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Tags: Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

Live To Ride – Ride To Live

April 28th, 2014 · 2 Comments

This is merchandizing out of control.  A Harley Davidson toilet seat?!  It reads both ways:  live to ride, ride to live.  Ride that toilet seat and live, live, live!  Watch out for “oil” leaks and backfire sounds coming from the bathroom.

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The other bathroom is equally dirty.

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Here’s the kitchen.

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Here’s a bedroom with Harley Davidson colors.

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Mirror tiles with gold flecks in the living room.

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Tags: Bathroom · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes

Must Be Mulled Wine

April 28th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Wine is usually served cold, cool, or at room temperature.  However, mulled wine can be served warm.  So if you place your boxed wine on top of a refrigerator, the wine will stay warm and toasty 24 hours a day.  Brilliant idea.

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Tags: Laundry Room · Other Arizona Cities

Classy Column

April 27th, 2014 · 5 Comments

You can spruce up any dingy basement by painting a decorative column on a wall.  It elevates the basement to a whole different level.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

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Tags: Basement · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities

Inexpensive Window Options

April 27th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Two nails and fabric and you’ve got instant curtains, as seen in a Syracuse, New York home.

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Two tones of color add spice to any bedroom’s window.

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Tags: Living Room · Other US Cities · Staging · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Fifty Shades of Grey Set Design

April 26th, 2014 · 1 Comment

They’re filming a scene for the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie in a Surprise, Arizona living room, it would seem.

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Tags: Living Room · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes

Slobs

April 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dirty, messy, filthy living room.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Garbage and/or Junk · Living Room · Phoenix Homes