Entries from February 2015

Green Kitchen

February 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Split pea soup.

ugly old outdated green wallpaper kitchen drawers damaged broken fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Girls

February 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Girls just want to have fun.  Take the plunge!

girls shelves toilet plunger dirty floor fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes · Window

Colored Balls

February 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Green ball and blue ball.  And clutter.

green blue exercise ball cluttered family room boxes in front of fireplace poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Pink ball.  And clutter in another house.

pink exercise ball cluttered bedroom Mickey Mouse doll poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Red ball and satellite dish at another house.

red exercise ball back yard oleander bush Directv satellite dish Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Illegal Weed

February 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Out of control Bermuda grass.

unmowed tall weeds Bermuda grass back yard Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Out of control dead Bermuda grass.

unmowed tall weeds dead Bermuda grass back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

London Rocket weed and dead tumbleweeds.

tall weeds London Rocket tumbleweeds back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Cheeseweed (aka little mallow).  Grows like a, uh, weed this time of year in Phoenix.

tall weeds cheeseweed little mallow back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Weeds

Lunch Provided

February 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Come visit this house.  The sellers will fix you a meal.

eggs lettuce food clutter on kitchen counter messy disorganized Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Clutter · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes

Shed Some Light

February 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Four sheds.  Because you can never have too much stuff.

four bid sheds in back yard Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Back Yard · Phoenix Homes

Bad & Better Real Estate Photos

February 25th, 2015 · 4 Comments

Bad photo of a bedroom.

bad poor amateur real estate photography photo picture of bedroom fuzzy blurry out of focus Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better photo of the same bedroom.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture of bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Bad photo with person’s reflection in the window.

bad poor amateur real estate photography photo picture of man's person's reflection in window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better (?) photo without the person’s reflection.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture window security bars Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Bad photo with the toilet seat up.

poor amateur real estate photography photo picture toilet seat is up bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better photo with the seat down.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture toilet bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

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Tags: People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Lighthouses In Light Houses

February 24th, 2015 · No Comments

Lighthouse mural in a Peoria, Arizona home.

amateur lighthouse mural bedroom wall ocean seagulls rocks painted Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

Lighthouse shower curtain in a Cottonwood, Arizona.

lighthouse shower curtain bathroom Cottonwood Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Lighthouse shower curtain in a Phoenix home.

lighthouse shower curtain bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain

Toiwer Or Showlet?

February 24th, 2015 · 4 Comments

He was tired of getting up to shower after messy bowel movements, so he moved the toilet to the shower?  A real time saver!

toilet in bathtub striped wallpaper hole in wall bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Bathroom · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Embedded

February 23rd, 2015 · 2 Comments

This person’s not going anywhere.  She/he turned her/his bedroom into a studio apartment.  It’s a living room and a kitchen and an office too.

cluttered bedroom used as an office and kitchen microwave messy chaotic poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

In the next room, we see boxes with the wording “Paper’s, get rid of” and “burn letters.”  I volunteer to help clear out this room so it shows nicer.  With all that clutter, buyers won’t notice the clean, nice window blinds or large room size.

cluttered bedroom used as storage of boxes and papers messy chaotic poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings