Entries from April 2016

Fancy Fire Pits

April 30th, 2016 · No Comments

You spent hours minutes building your own fire pit.

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Now invite your friends over to enjoy it.

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Just be sure it’s dark outside before they arrive.

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Tags: Back Yard · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes

Mirror Reflection Solution!

April 29th, 2016 · No Comments

Taking photos in bathrooms can be challenging.  It’s hard to hide yourself from reflecting in a mirror.  The solution:  open the medicine cabinet door and hide behind it!  Brilliant!!

poor bad amateur real estate photography hiding behind medicine cabinet door bathroom Glendale Arizona home house

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Tags: Bathroom · Glendale, AZ Homes · People In Photos · Poor Photography

Knot Going Away

April 28th, 2016 · 4 Comments

Knotted curtains continue to show up in Phoenix area homes.

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When will people stop knotting their curtains?

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Can we set up counseling for people compelled to knot their drapes?

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Enact legislation to outlaw knotted curtains?

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Boycott homes with knotted curtains?

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I’d rather see pouf valances return than see knotted curtains.

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[sigh]

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At least these drapes weren’t knotted.  Only tied with string and twisted.

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Tags: Make It Stop · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

Hot Diggity Dog

April 27th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Dogs in a basket.  And that faux distressed brick look.

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Another puppy.  Pee on the floor?  Damaged ceiling.  And more.  Are you feeling distressed by this?

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Tags: Ceiling · Faux Paint & Murals · Mesa, AZ Homes · Pets · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

The Wonder of Tile

April 26th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Wonder where they found that tile.

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Wonder who decided on that pattern.

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Wonder how much it’s going to cost to remove it.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Tile

Bathroom

April 25th, 2016 · 5 Comments

It is what it is.  Buyer have an idea about what is is.

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Happy Birthday To Me!

April 24th, 2016 · 9 Comments

Today’s my birthday!  These sellers bought me some birthday balloons!

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These sellers put up a Happy Birthday banner just for me.  And bought a beer keg for the birthday party!!

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Tags: Dining Room · Holiday Décor · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Moldy Kitchen

April 23rd, 2016 · 3 Comments

Wow!

black mold mildew behind kitchen cabinets sink Miami Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Scary!

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Tags: Kitchen · Mold & Mildew · Other Arizona Cities

Earth Day

April 22nd, 2016 · 1 Comment

Today is Earth Day.  Celebrate by hugging a (dead) tree or two.  Walk barefoot in the (dead) grass.  Recycle.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Driveway · Landscaping · Phoenix Homes

Bypoler?

April 21st, 2016 · 4 Comments

Culturally insensitive teenager?  Bypoler is a spelling variation of bipolar?  A Google search of bypoler shows an obscure Facebook page and Twitter page for a Bypoler clothing company.  Why take a risk at offending buyers?  Brophy Prep is a parochial high school for boys.  It’s a sloppy teenager’s bedroom, regardless.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Staging