Entries from March 2017

Feeling Partially Blue

March 31st, 2017 · 1 Comment

Somewhat blue bedroom walls.

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Another messy bedroom.

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And another disorganized bedroom, ‘though slightly better.

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Another view.

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And then the kitchen.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Paint · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings

Untidy Bedrooms

March 30th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Hint, hint. It’s better to clear off and make the bed before taking real estate photos.

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These sellers converted a bedroom into storage and a home gym. Looks like they like to do planks.

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Too much going on in this real estate photo. Looks like a robot on the right side.

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Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Spill the Beings?

March 29th, 2017 · 3 Comments

What is that giant stain on the carpet? What spilled there? Blood? Motor oil?

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Did it run toward the wall or did come from under the wall?

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Similar stain in another room. Creepy. This wasn’t a one-off. More like two people were “offed.”

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From another room in the same house. Shots fired?

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Tags: Carpet · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Window

Bank-Owned Mess

March 28th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Foreclosure property with lots of damage and trash.

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Window and wall damage.

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Ceiling damage too.

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Master bedroom.

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Where did all that trash and papers come from?

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Seven years of bad luck with that cracked mirror.

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Stolen milk crates.

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Dirty carpet and damaged walls in the living room.

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Ridiculous.

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2nd damaged bathroom.

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Stolen copper wiring.

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More ceiling damage.

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Trashy garage.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Family Room · Fireplace · Foreclosure · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Window

Too Much of a Good Thing Is Not Wonderful

March 27th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Multiple items. Multiple patterns.

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Overly decorated living room.

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Assault on the senses.

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Visual distractions.

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If buyers could see past the stuff and notice the high ceilings and nice flooring.

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Too much furniture for a small space.

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Giant bed.

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Too much going on.

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Themed bathroom. Looks very small.

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Again, too much furniture for a small space.

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Less is more. Hint hint.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Houston Humdinger

March 26th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Houston, Texas home. Weed eater in the left corner. TV is on. Fishing poles.

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As we pan to the right, we see dirty walls and doors.

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Living room and dining area. The custom window drapes will stay with the house.

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Master Chef Junior candidate entering the kitchen.

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Family room.

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Check out the ceiling in the bathroom.

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Dirty walls and clutter in the hallway.

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Another bedroom.

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Fresh paint needed.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling

Yard Sale

March 25th, 2017 · No Comments

Many, many items in the front yard.

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Sanford & Sons?

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Buried bodies too?

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Roll out the barrel…roll out the barrel of fun.

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No interior photos of the main house were provided.

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Tags: Back Yard · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

People Watching

March 24th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Who will we see in real estate photos today?

1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.

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A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?

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Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.

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We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?

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Meter reader?

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Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Trash Pick-Up Day

March 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

Today is the day we clean up the front yard. Buyers will be stopping by any minute.

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes

Far-Out 1970 Home

March 22nd, 2017 · 6 Comments

Time capsule from 1970!! Back when metallic wallpaper was all the rage.

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Woven wicker pattern. Groovy.

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Vintage 1970s wallpaper.

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Striped wallpaper and a harvest gold oven/range in the kitchen.

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Tags: 1970s · Bathroom · Bedroom · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper