Entries from September 2017

Blocked Doors

September 30th, 2017 · No Comments

You may NOT enter this house!

Boxes block this home’s entrance. That’s the first thing buyers will see, if they can get inside.

The mat might say Welcome, but you’ll have to step over the power cord to get inside.

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Tags: Living Room · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Recliner Chair

September 29th, 2017 · 2 Comments

The recliner is in decline. Wow.

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Tags: Carpet · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Two Dog Night

September 28th, 2017 · 3 Comments

One dog, waiting for his buddy for their jam session in the garage. Rock on!

Ah, there’s the other dog.

Another messy bedroom.

Prescription bottles and more in the bathroom.

Spacious living room.

This bedroom’s better than the others.

Sanitized kitchen.

Wash and dry.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Garage or Carport · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Pets · Staging · Window Coverings

Ugly Couches

September 27th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Green with envy that you don’t own this couch?

Hides stains well?

Let’s hope the gigantic TV doesn’t fall over.

Classy.

Country.

A lovely shade of body sweat tan.

For the frill of your life.

Modern.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Down & Dirty

September 26th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Decades of neglect. This was the kitchen.

This was the dining room.

This is the living room.

This is the master bedroom.

This was the master bathroom.

2nd bedroom.

3rd bedroom.

Plenty of hot water in the second bathroom.

Bonus room.

Outdoor toilet!

Three air conditioning units!!

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Siding

Fall TV Season Is Here!

September 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

New season of TV shows kicks off tonight! Can’t wait for new episodes of Shades of Blue!

Drama shows will debut this week.

Make sure your TV set is fully wired!

Chiropractors like it when people look up high when watching TV.

Modern Family will debut soon.

Talk shows are always popular.

Property Brothers and home remodeling shows are also popular.

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Rich People’s Wallpaper

September 24th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Dead branches in a million dollar plus home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Another million dollar home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Weeds in a million dollar plus home in Chapel Hill, Carolina.

Paisleys in a million dollar home in Phoenix.

As seen in a $400,000 townhouse in Phoenix.

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Tags: Bathroom · Dining Room · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Commercial Bathrooms In Residential Homes

September 23rd, 2017 · 4 Comments

The seller of this Cedar Rapids, Iowa million dollar home must be very very tall. Look how high up that hand dryer is!!! [Thank you to our reader Halane for sending this photo]

You’ll never run out of toilet paper when you install a commercial sized dispenser! [Thank you to our reader Sarah for sending this Laurel, Delaware home photo]

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Tags: Bathroom · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Mylar Window Curtains?

September 22nd, 2017 · 2 Comments

The curtains look so shiny and new.

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Tags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

International Day of Peace

September 21st, 2017 · No Comments

September 21 is International Day of Peace.

Today is also known as World Peace Day.

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Tags: Clutter · Other US Cities · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling