Send In a Home Stager Please

December 29th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Here’s a home that would greatly benefit from a professional home stager, a painter, and a photographer.  First up, a blurry picture of a pink room filled with family photos.

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Next we have a kitchen with a lot of visual distractions (wall hangings, cereal boxes, missing drawers, busy wallpaper, cluttered counters, pink paint, etc.

cluttered kitchen wall paper pink paint poor home staging Phoenix house real estate photo

Opposite view of the kitchen.  Not much better.

cluttered kitchen wall paper pink paint poor home staging Phoenix house real estate photo

The master bedroom features a cozy fireplace, but you’d never know due to the gigantic armoire, the bicycle, the big painting, and the bad ceiling drywall repair.

master bedroom bicycle giant armoire poor home staging Phoenix house real estate photo

This bedroom tells us several things:  someone holds that belt in high esteem, there isn’t enough closet space so they added a portable closet, and they love pink paint and gaudy window drapes.

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Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Family Photos · Ceiling

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 LizO // Dec 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Some of those super busy pics of homes would be fun to use for the “find the 10 differences” between photos that LIFE used to have every Friday in the newspaper.

    How anyone can live with all that visual clutter is beyond me. What I don’t get is why people don’t tone it down when they are trying to sell their homes.

  • 2 Murphy // Dec 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    I guess you could call this a woman-cave. Bet there are no males living there.

  • 3 Wayne // Dec 29, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    A really bad case of Edocs (”Excessive display of clutter syndrome”).

  • 4 Kat // Dec 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Our Lady of Guadalupe! aka Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe!

    Mariachi music ! Ole!

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