Not a Fan of This Frederick, Maryland Home

December 19th, 2010 · 6 Comments

You’ll notice this Frederick, Maryland home has some issues with cooling.  Two window air conditioners and a window fan to start with.  Keep count of the fans in this house.

two window air conditioners fan curb appeal Frederick Maryland home house real estate photo

Junior’s room features a scary gas mask blanket used as a curtain.  We see a window air conditioner plus THREE fans.

bedroom three fans ugly gas mask blanket Frederick Maryland home house real estate photo

TWO fans in this cluttered room, whatever it is.  Bedroom?  Family room?

cluttered room poor staging two fans Frederick Maryland home house real estate photo

TWO fans in the attic.

cluttered attic garbage junk two fans Frederick Maryland home house real estate photo

The only room in the house without a fan is the living room.  Lots of family photos.

too many family photos living room staging Frederick Maryland home house real estate

Odd location for a gas stove.  If you fall down the stairs…

gas stove placed at the foot of the stairs Frederick Maryland home house real estate photo

Tags: Staging · Curb Appeal · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Attic

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Picky // Dec 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    What is going on in the room without an identity? Is that a door beside the dresser? Better have lots of fans. This is a row house. No windows on the sides. It would sell faster if the whole house was as clean and well presented as the living room.

  • 2 Jayne // Dec 19, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    Yeah, that must be under the staircase storage in the door by the dresser. Did anybody read in today’s AZ Republic about the lady who had her house paid off in 2001, then in 2006 mortgaged it for$ 500,000 to invest in a Canadian mining company. Now she in complaining that she can’t afford the mortgage and the Canadian mining company went bankrupt. Stupid!

  • 3 Melissa // Dec 19, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    I can do without that scary little serial killer alleyway off to the right of the front door!

  • 4 Ham Sandwich // Mar 27, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Love your website! Just found it today and am looking through your old posts. Your captions are hilarious!

  • 5 Nish // Dec 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

    This is the funniest!

  • 6 Greeney // Feb 21, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    The stairs off the kitchen might be the second staircase a lot of older homes had. We had one when I was growing up, too. All the visitors’ kids played on them. I like the idea. A second fire escape route. They stopped building back stairs early in the 20th century.

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