Today we’re going to sing the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three. On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve ugly masks.

Eleven party trays.

Ten collector plates.

Nine Christmas stockings.

Eight cooking pots.

Seven pretty flowers.

Six taxidermy.

Five sports pennants.

Four canned lights.

Three barking dogs.

Two white swans.

And a pear in a ficus benjamina tree.




14 responses so far ↓
1 melissa // Dec 25, 2010 at 9:32 am
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time and boy did it make me laugh!
Most of the time I am completely appalled by what I see…thanks for posting this is a hilarious blog…
2 Christine Thresh // Dec 25, 2010 at 10:31 am
That was lots of fun. You must have worked hard to gather all those photos. Thanks.
3 frankie // Dec 25, 2010 at 11:51 am
Thank you for the awesome “12 Days of Distaction” present on Christmas. Hope you have a wonderful day!
4 Jozo // Dec 25, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Hahaha nice job!
Merry Christmas!
5 Picky // Dec 25, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Merry Christmas - Happy New Year and Thank You.
6 WildCard~ // Dec 25, 2010 at 3:41 pm
So far one Comment….;)~~~~
This not Kosher….;)
7 violet // Dec 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm
lol, merry christmas !
8 Monterey // Dec 26, 2010 at 1:36 am
Bravo! Nice job on the 12 Days of Christmas, complete with illustration.
And how nice of those people with the 2 swans to color their pool green in honor of Christmas!
9 Wrye // Dec 26, 2010 at 4:33 am
Excellent! Merry Christmas!
10 pantrypuff // Dec 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
You’re a genius
11 PJ // Dec 26, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Fantastic!! Very creative!
12 Teddy // Dec 26, 2010 at 10:52 pm
So festive and fun. I’m the 12th, how appropriate for your 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoying your blog. Keep up the good work.
13 Lisa D. // Dec 27, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I love it!! Happy Holidays to you and yours!
14 kjn // Jul 27, 2011 at 12:42 am
Funny. Made my day. Nearly peed my pants when I got to 6 taxidermy. Doesn’t everyone want to see dead animals when house hunting?
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