Best of Funniest Real Estate Promotional Photos

March 5th, 2011 · 2 Comments

The UglyHousePhotos Awards for Funniest Real Estate Promotional Photos will be decided by our readers.  Here are seven candidates for your consideration.  Enjoy!

Yes, all of these photos were really used to promote the sale of the homes.

*** Warning:  May not be suitable for young children ***

BATH SPRAYER: Congress, Arizona.  Handy sprayer at the sink and large paper towels to assist you after, um, difficult wiping.

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MYSTERY SHADOW:  Tucson, Arizona.  Really?  Hilarious.

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DOG POOP:  Somewhere in Kansas a dog poops.  The photographer couldn’t wait 30 more seconds??

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HELL HOUSE:  Phoenix.  Hey, everyone, I live on Hell Drive.  The neighborhood is hell too. Wait ’til you meet the neighbors.

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DOGS IN LOVE:  Danville, California.  This photo showing two dogs doing it has made the rounds on the Internet for years.  Californication?

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1-2-3:  This Phoenix photographer has short-term memory loss so had to hold out a finger to remember the three bedrooms.

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bad dumb poor real estate photography finger in the photo Phoenix home house

bad dumb poor real estate photography finger in the photo Phoenix home house

ENEMA: Phoenix.  The seller has a proctology exam tomorrow morning.  Bottoms up!  Is this what they mean by sleeping with the enema?

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dog in real estate promotional photo Phoenix home house enema bottle bedroom

Vote for your favorite funniest real estate photo:

What Is the Funniest Real Estate Photo?
Bath Sprayer
Mystery Shadow
Dog Poop
Hell House
Dogs In Love
1-2-3
Enema
  
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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Hall of Shame - Funny · Other US Cities · Worst Of

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kyla // Feb 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    It’s truly amazing how dumb some people can be. I bet about 95% of the photographers don’t check over their pictures before posting them out to the public. I mean, if they actually did, there wouldn’t be a need for this website.

  • 2 Leif // Feb 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Kyla, I’m trying to run myself out of business with this blog. Better real estate photos = no postings.

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