Interesting Choice of Bathroom Art

August 1st, 2011 · 11 Comments

We don’t know why the seller chose to paint or buy this particular painting or put it up in the bathroom.  Before we critique the painting, please notice the gray towel.  It’s touching the toilet tank lid.  Uh, yuk.  And why are there two shower curtains?

ugly art painting picture of woman with her pants down holding her breasts bathroom Phoenix

Let’s take a closer look at this remarkable painting.  We are flush with questions.  Her left arm appears to be crossed over her chest (we really hope that’s her left hand).  Is this painting a reminder to do your monthly self-exam?  Why is her face missing?  Can a human physically twist her head that far around?  Why are her pants down?  Is she getting ready to use the toilet?

ugly art painting picture of woman with her pants down holding her breasts bathroom Phoenix

Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Hall of Shame - Funny · Art

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Joe // Aug 1, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    There’s 2 shower curtains because the print one is non-waterproof fabric and the white one is a waterproof liner. Dumb! Would certainly make more sense to have a single waterproof print fabric shower curtain. But, what do you expect from someone that would hang that piece of cheesy porn “art” over the toilet?

  • 2 maria // Aug 1, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Obviously, this is a man cave bathroom.
    Which means we don’t have to guess why that work of art is there, do we?

  • 3 Mark Henderson // Aug 1, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Can’t help you with the painting, but the ‘two shower curtains’ are a decorative curtain and a liner……

  • 4 Jat // Aug 1, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    That gray towel might be used for …other things.

  • 5 maria // Aug 1, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    @Jat, I couldn’t have said it better.

  • 6 Heather // Aug 2, 2011 at 8:46 am

    It’s too “neat” to be a man cave bathroom. Note the folded towel and matching accesories. It may be a self portrait or her dream girl.

  • 7 ann // Aug 2, 2011 at 5:03 pm

    of course decorative curtain and liner, but I’ve never seen them on two separate rods!!

  • 8 SM // Aug 3, 2011 at 7:06 am

    It appears her shirt is strategically torn. The Leopard hand towel is WAY too close to the toilet “bio hazard mist” when it’s flushed.

  • 9 Jackson Pollock's Fecal Matter // Aug 4, 2011 at 2:59 am

    Bio hazard missed nothing in a bathroom that size.

  • 10 Kyla // Feb 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I certainly wouldn’t want to use that bathroom after that picture has been sitting there. Why is it in a bathroom, of all places anyway? It’s very disturbing.

  • 11 kk // Jul 14, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    The figure’s left hand is pulling her pants off. What you’re lookin at is a right breast. I bet the ‘artist’ tried to copy a Playboy image from the 90s(?) when body-suits were popular. My grandmother had a painting of Daisy Duck with one boob exposed (yes, on a DUCK). My mom all but forbade me to go in that bedroom. I think it’s hilarious now! But THIS painting, YEEESH.

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