We had so much fun last year with the UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Let’s do it again this year. Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three. On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve pine trees pining…

Eleven ugly cushions…

Ten hats a hanging…

Nine stupid sayings…

Eight fans a fanning…

Seven dwarves a dwarfing…

Six geese a laying…

Five golden bikes…

Four balding tires…

Three French dolls…

Two dirty swans…

And an umbrella near a fake tree.




12 responses so far ↓
1 violet // Dec 25, 2011 at 9:14 am
haha, awesome! Merry Christmas!!!
2 Mark Henderson // Dec 25, 2011 at 9:21 am
Great Leif!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
3 Barb // Dec 25, 2011 at 9:56 am
That’s HYSTERICAL! Merry Christmas!
4 Christine Thresh // Dec 25, 2011 at 10:13 am
I love the pine bathroom! I’d buy the house just to have that.
5 Paicky // Dec 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
A Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thank you for being one of the “Bright” spots in my day.
6 maria // Dec 25, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Thanks, Leif, for another year full of laughs and what-were-they-thinking moments! I and my fellow writers have enjoyed contributing to your site (and testing out our material, don’t ya know!)
Here’s to 2012 and another great Ugly House Photos year.
Feliz Navidad
Happy Chanukah
Happy Kwanzaa
Maria, Bill, Leon, Jerry & Rashad
7 Liz S // Dec 25, 2011 at 12:52 pm
First picture- where does a bear poop ? HA HA HA HA
8 pspfreak1000 // Dec 25, 2011 at 10:42 pm
now that’s clever!! so cool!!!
9 anonymous // Dec 29, 2011 at 9:04 pm
LOL….”Well DONE” as the uppity-English guy from that TV show says…lol.
Oh, and I am I the only nerd who counted the pine trees?
10 Angie // Jan 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm
HILARIOUS!! KEEP ‘EM COMING!
11 Kyla // Feb 20, 2012 at 12:48 pm
The umbrella and fake tree is hilarious! Is it just me, or is the fake tree tilted over? A fake wind must have blown the fake tree over.
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