We’re all saddened by yesterday’s news. So Emotional. This Houston home is not helping. What a dump. Let’s look at it Step By Step.
One Moment of Time, this might have been a nice home. The sellers thought, “Didn’t We Almost Have It All?”
It’s The Little Things that make this home Worth It. Like extra cinder blocks and mattresses.
Filthy. How Many Ways can we clean this room? I Look To You for answers.
It might take a Million Dollar Bill to renovate this home. Do You Hear What I Hear?
There sure are a lot of mattresses in this house. It’s Not Right, But It’s Okay. If I Told You That this home could be bought for less than $25,000, would you buy it?
The mangled mailbox with mail in it is a nice touch. How Will I Know if I should buy this home? When You Believe.
Nice roof out back. Where Do Broken Hearts Go? To this home. But if you fix it up, you might feel like a Queen of the Night. I Have Nothing else to add. Rest in peace, Whitney.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Aabra // Feb 12, 2012 at 2:54 pm
I’m 10% “too soon” and 90% “LOL.”
2 Leif // Feb 12, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Aabra, LOL back to you!! I wasn’t sure but couldn’t resist.
3 Mirth // Feb 12, 2012 at 7:22 pm
I’m with Aabra…I feel bad for finding this amusing. Good job though.
4 anonymous // Feb 12, 2012 at 9:51 pm
This is not a HOME!! The word “home” implies that a specific structure, recognized as or called a “house”, has someone actually LIVING in it (living used as a verb, not an adjective). Whatever sad being who once inhabited this filthy hovel was not “living”. It is impossible to call existing within something like this… ummmm…structure…. (and calling it your “home”), living. This is….well, there are no words for this….. And this is for SALE?? This is for the wrecking ball.
5 tom // Feb 13, 2012 at 10:06 am
I am definitely not the world’s best housekeeper but I cannot imagine living in this kind of filth. Is it being oblivious to your surroundings, lazy, or mentally ill?
6 Murphy // Feb 14, 2012 at 2:26 pm
From what I’ve seen on TV, this looks like a hoarder’s house that has most of the crap cleaned out. Now the filth, mold and decaying floors are exposed.
The new mattresses could be an attempt to get the city to OK it for habitation again.
7 Mac // Feb 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm
They want money for this?
8 maria // Feb 14, 2012 at 10:53 pm
Sorry. Got a problem feeling sorry for Whitney Houston. Here’s a woman who had an incredible, super octane voice, who looked like some model out of Vogue, who had everything going for her…
And blew it.
Bobby Brown ruined her?
I don’t think so. It takes two to tangle.
Just my thoughts.
9 FG // Feb 15, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Agree with you Maria (And she was supposedly a model and had to decide on which career…).
Totally hilarious, though.
10 Seriously? // Feb 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Why the metal bars on the windows? Who would break in here? Seriously, when my blinds are broken and I want to keep the sunshine out because of my crack headache, I usually grab my mattresses and boxsprings and put them in front of the windows.
11 Gerri Petruzzelli // Mar 10, 2012 at 5:07 am
Whitney Houston.. I will always love you:’(
12 Alea Bonomi // Mar 11, 2012 at 4:23 pm
just another hollywood overdosed celebrity.
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