Buyers Will Be Floored By This House

March 15th, 2012 · 9 Comments

The sellers are providing a $3000 credit for flooring to the buyer.  We hope.

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This home is dirt cheap.  Literally.

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Got a man in your house that can’t aim well?  Here’s the solution.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Living Room · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 maria // Mar 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

    Final Settlement:
    Mary got the house, Mercedes, and Land Rover.
    And Bob?

    Looks like Bob got the toilet, plus what appears to be part of a shower stall.

  • 2 Frankie // Mar 15, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Any idea what happened here?

  • 3 Parnassus // Mar 15, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    This reminds me of a house I once looked at to rent with no windows in the openings–just gaping holes open to the weather. This was in the Cleveland area yet, with its severe winters. Why offer to rent a house that is uninhabitable? (No, they were not in the process of improvement; the house was just a derelict.)
    –Road to Parnassus

  • 4 carole // Mar 15, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    At least there isn’t a dirty scummy ugly carpet.

  • 5 Jozef // Mar 16, 2012 at 8:00 am

    Well on the bright side, the new owners can start from scratch and customize their house exactly the way they want it!

  • 6 kat // Mar 16, 2012 at 10:06 am

    “Oh look honey! It’s eco friendly!”

  • 7 Murphy // Mar 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    Is that house just setting on the dirt? It doesn’t even look like a proper crawl space or joists.

  • 8 Matt C // Mar 17, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I always feel VERY uncomfortable in a house without an entry hall.

    Oh, and a house without floors too, i hope that should go without saying.

  • 9 Mac // Mar 26, 2012 at 2:16 am

    Where’s the foundation?

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