This is one of the worst staged homes we’ve seen in a long time. Surely no one would buy this home. It’s too sterile. Where are all of the dirty clothes? Why is the bed made? Where is the $5 marijuana leaf or Led Zeppelin blanket? Why aren’t bed sheets hung over the window? Where are the clumps of dust on the ceiling fan blades?
In the living room, first impressions matter. Where are the kids’ toys? An ashtray? A cat or dog or both?
Where’s the rest of the furniture? Who needs that much room to walk around? Why is the hallway cleared out?
The family room’s no better. There’s plenty of space around the fireplace for many more personal items. Where are the dozens of family photos that really personalize a home?
No dog bed or cat tower?! No newspapers or magazines or empty food containers lying around? No carpet stains?! No thank you. Who can imagine themselves living in a place like this?
Just kidding. April Fools!