Someone Actually Lives Here

June 24th, 2012 · 9 Comments

Camden, New Jersey home for sale.

The dining room.  Complete with pine tree air fresheners, because…?  Is the middle curtain hung upside down?

cluttered ugly dumpy neglected dirty dining room window curtains drapes Camden New Jersey home house

More pine tree air fresheners.  Just like in the movie Seven?  Are we too late to save the sloth victim?  Notice the dirty walls and notice a lot of pictures were removed from the wall.

cluttered ugly dumpy neglected dirty bedroom Camden New Jersey home house for sale

Sir Duke Almore is 100% Aries.  Ashtray, videotapes, dusty TV.  Does look like a movie set.

cluttered ugly dumpy neglected dirty bedroom Camden New Jersey home house for sale

The ceiling damage is bad, but I’m more disturbed by the dirty window drapes.  What happened?

ugly dumpy neglected dirty bedroom drapes curtains Camden New Jersey home house for sale

Is that dirt or mildew?

dirty filthy bedroom wall mildew mold ugly window curtain drapes Camden New Jersey home house

Impressed?

ugly neglected outdated bathroom vanity sink purple paint Camden New Jersey home house

Buyers are just like those two TVs:  turned off.

ugly neglected outdated living room flooring Camden New Jersey home house for sale

The kitchen’s the best room of the house.  Except for the vinyl floor tiles stuck to the wall!

ugly peel and stick vinyl floor tiles placed put on kitchen wall outdated ugly Camden New Jersey home house

It would have been nice if they painted the back of the house and replaced the garage door.

unpainted exterior of home house ugly broken patched up garage door Camden New Jersey

Tags: Staging · Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Dining Room · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Ceiling · Water Damage · Other US Cities

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 TLynn // Jun 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    For Camden this is probably considered a mansion. lol. Not surprising.

  • 2 mimi // Jun 24, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Camden, NJ. Nuff said…

  • 3 Melissa // Jun 25, 2012 at 4:09 am

    I don’t get this. Is this a small house attached to that large building?

  • 4 kat // Jun 25, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Lovely view of the rowhouses from the bathroom window.

  • 5 FatMammie // Jun 25, 2012 at 7:05 am

    I hope someone renovates it. It could be just lovely.

  • 6 Jayne // Jun 25, 2012 at 11:06 am

    From the furnishings, I would imagine they inherited it from Grandma and just let everything go.

  • 7 TLynn // Jun 25, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    Even if they renovated the house it would still turn into a wreck after a year or so. There is just no fixing up Camden sadly.

  • 8 HeatherOf Kazoo // Jul 1, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    I just read the article you linked to Camden…sad its happening but the sewage smell is probably the reason for a lot of pine tree air fresheners.

  • 9 Prince // Apr 16, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    You can see a black hand on the extreme left of the Duke Almore photo. It looks like he’s holding up a piece of paper. The house looks like it was built about 1920

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