Meet the Sellers

July 31st, 2012 · 4 Comments

This Avondale, Arizona seller says, “If the buyers don’t hurry up looking at my house, I’ll have to use a planter as a toilet.”

lady woman dog pet in real estate promotional photo Avondale Arizona home house for sale

“I’m checking out UglyHousePhotos.com to make sure my house doesn’t show up there.”

man sitting at computer person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“Welcome.”

man person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“Yes, welcome.  Buy my house instead.”

woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

The chickens and the dead tree stay with the house.

man person in real estate promotional photo picture chickens Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“Full price offer and you can have the TV behind me.”

woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“But we’re keeping the other two TV sets.”

woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

“It’s been so hot in Camden, New Jersey this summer.  Hurry and buy my home so I can move to Florida.”

woman person in real estate promotional photo picture Camden New Jersey home house for sale

“I folded the laundry.  Next, I’m going to spray for bugs.”  [Carlsbad, New Mexico]

man person in real estate promotional photo picture Carlsbad New Mexico home house for sale

“I remember the day they installed the carpet.  It was a sunny day in the fall of 1970.”   [another Carlsbad, New Mexico home]

man person in real estate promotional photo picture Carlsbad New Mexico home house for sale

Tags: Carpet · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Other US Cities · People In Photos

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Picky // Jul 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Most of the pictures look like the people were included deliberately. I am back to thinking that photo taking should be part of the schooling for real estate salespeople.

  • 2 TLynn // Jul 31, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    I agree with Picky. Photography should be a required class.

  • 3 Lisa // Jul 31, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Leif- your photo headings are quite humorous ;-)

  • 4 Dale // Jul 31, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    I have a hard time getting people to believe that these are real photos put out for marketing homes for sale. (Sometimes *I* don’t believe it)

    As much as I enjoy taking photos of listings, (and am pretty good at it) I usually pay a professional to do it.

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