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Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2012 · 12 Comments

Please join me in singing the 3rd annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”  Everybody join in now.  A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve million cow things…

huge big collection cow items collectibles on display kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Eleven chairs a stacking…

eleven white green plastic cheap chairs on driveway Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Ten rolls of T.P….

ten rolls of toilet paper tissue stacked bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine deers a killing…

nine deer stuffed taxidermy on display Woodville Mississippi home house for sale photo

Eight dolls a staring…

eight dolls on shelf on display in bedroom Cody Wyoming home house for sale photo

Seven plates collecting…

seven collector plates on display front entry three dolls Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Six bears a stuffin’…

six stuffed bears animals on display bedroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Five water jugs…

five distilled water jugs sitting by garage Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Four brass geese…

four brass geese on display on family room Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

Three turtles dove…

three metal turtles on display on family room Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

Two panda bears…

messy cluttered bedroom stuffed animal panda bear Tyler Texas home house for sale photo

And a John Deere in the front room.

John Deere lawn mower in living room Seneca South Carolina home house for sale photo

Merry Christmas!

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Driveway · Phoenix Homes · Dolls · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Refrigerator Magnets · Holiday Décor · Other US Cities · Taxidermy

12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Barb // Dec 25, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Wishing Leif and everyone here the merriest of Christmases! I hope you can spend it with your loved ones.

  • 2 Bert // Dec 25, 2012 at 11:40 am

    What a merry, merry gift. Thanks!

  • 3 violet // Dec 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Merry Christmas Leif!

  • 4 jd // Dec 25, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    I am glad you took the lead on that one, I was and am speechless.

  • 5 Diana G // Dec 25, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    this is awesome! so funny :) love the new photos. this website inspires me to have a nice home. it inspires me to clean my room haha!! thanks you.

  • 6 TLynn // Dec 25, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    LMAO!! Awesome! Merry Christmas!

  • 7 Candace // Dec 25, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    That’s great! Very clever.

  • 8 Sara // Dec 26, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Ha, this is awesome! I suppose this means I should not continue to store farm and lawn equipment in my living areas.

    Question: on the tenth day, WHAT is the object on the corner of the counter by the toilet??

  • 9 Leif // Dec 26, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Sara, I’m guessing that it’s a flexible “modern” clock. He/she times him/herself on the toilet?

  • 10 Nancy // Dec 26, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Happy Holidays, Leif! Very enjoyable post, as usual.
    Another question on the tenth day: Other than that “clock thing”, what is reflected in the mirror? Is that a noose? Scary!

  • 11 Leif // Dec 26, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Nancy, the noose is the hand-held shower tube. You’re looking at the shower and towel rack across the room.

  • 12 maria // Dec 26, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Wished Santa left me a John Deere under my tree. Could really use one.
    Happy Holidays! Thanks for the laughs and all the inspiration for keeping my humble abode in tip-top shape, as I hope to never, ever, see it on this blog.

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