We’re trying to take real estate photos to promote the house. Please get up from the couch. And turn off the TV.
Please get up from the table and remove the dog. Thank you.
It’s not funny. Please get out of the picture.
Please hurry up and go outside.
And while you’re out there, try to find the missing cabinet door. [Thanks to our reader, Grumpy, for the correction; the cabinet door is open].
Holding the door closed won’t solve the problem. Please repair it before buyers show up.
You do keep a very clean house. Now please step back.
Please turn on some lights on your way out.
It might be time to remove the Santa lights, the plastic tree, the wreath, and the culturally insensitive sleeping man statue. Oh, and the porch light is crooked.
Good idea. Clear off the table.
He’s texting mom to clear off her bed. [Leesville, Louisiana]