Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2013 · 6 Comments

Please join me in singing the 4th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve horses prancing,

collection of 12 horses on display stand cluttered room kitchen Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Eleven trophies, winning!

collection of 11 trophies on display stand cluttered bedroom Jonesboro Arkansas home house for sale photo

Ten masks a raiding,

collection of ten 10 masks on display stand cluttered bedroom Maricopa Arizona home house for sale photo

Nine records spinning,

collection of nine 9 records LPs vinyl albums on display wall staircase Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Eight jugs of water,

collection of eight 8 gallons jugs of water kitchen counter Houston Texas home house for sale photo

Seven pigeons pooping,

seven 7 pigeons on roof Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Six knotted curtains,

window curtains knotted tied in knots stupid dumb idea trend Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Five woven hats…

collection five 5 woven straw hats on display bedroom closet Easton Maryland home house for sale real estate photo

Four Santa bears,

collection four 4 Christmas holiday Santa bear stuffed animals San Tan Valley Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Three turtles, dog,

collection three 3 turtles statues on the wall dog pet Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Two butterfies,

two 2 pink lace butterflies on wall bedroom Payson Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a blue thing on a head board.

blue stuffed animal thing on head board bed bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Merry Christmas!

2012’s version is here.

2011’s version is here.

2010’s version is here.

Tags: Staging · Roof · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Collections · Other US Cities · Hats

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 First Commenter // Dec 25, 2013 at 7:04 am

    Merry Christmas. Love the pooping pigeons! Still laughing.

  • 2 Barb // Dec 25, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Merry Christmas! Argghh–why did you have to show those knotted curtains!?!?

  • 3 Tim // Dec 26, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Merry Christmas.
    Your creativity and wit know no bounds.

  • 4 Mary Withrow // Dec 26, 2013 at 12:59 am

    Lol - Thank you, you made me smile! Happy New Year

  • 5 Fabian // Dec 26, 2013 at 5:14 am

    Nice to see what you should not do! Thanks

  • 6 Teddy // Dec 28, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    Merry Christmas! Amazing sing-a-long. This inspires me to make a New Year’s resolution to keep the clutter in my own home at a minimum.

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