Monkey Business

July 10th, 2014 · 9 Comments

Nice kitchen, but the monkey statue is a distraction.  Why is it there?

ugly odd strange weird monkey statue licking a popsicle wearing a cowboy hat bad home staging Chandler Arizona house kitchen photo

It appears to be enjoying a Popsicle or a can of Coke, while wearing a cowboy hat.  Odd little creature.  What possessed them to buy it?  We’re curious, George.

ugly odd strange weird monkey statue licking a popsicle wearing a cowboy hat bad home staging Chandler Arizona house kitchen photo

Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Chandler, AZ Homes

9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 K // Jul 10, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    That’s one creepy statue! It looks like something in a horror movie that would come alive at night and try kill you.

  • 2 PamK // Jul 10, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    He seems to be anatomically correct, too. In reality, I owned more about the panel choice on the fridge…

  • 3 Mary Withrow // Jul 11, 2014 at 1:28 am

    Thats a ugly kitchen, pink, black, brown, tile, brick and not sure what the counter is and that monkey, lol - it is a bit odd, ha ha

  • 4 Anne // Jul 11, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    The monkey’s going with the sellers. I’m more worried about what’s staying, namely those ugly dark cabinets cabinets and that brick!

  • 5 Mahler // Jul 11, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    A couple of websites have photos of a statue like that–a very ugly monkey, drinking beer. One is “s**t I bought in Mexico”. The other is the “Scottsdale Fashionista” site.

  • 6 Tim // Jul 11, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    Uhm, he conceals about a square foot of ugly pink wall.

  • 7 Grumpy // Jul 12, 2014 at 10:52 am

    The monkey isn’t hurting anything, the kitchen is the problem.

    It hurts the eyes!

  • 8 Bert // Jul 13, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Is that really a monkey penis at 6:00?

  • 9 Melissa // Jul 14, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    Whoa… monkey junk!!

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