The AstroTurf House

July 11th, 2016 · 4 Comments

This Phoenix fixer could be worth $500,000 in San Diego.  Notice the roof and wrong type of paint.

bad roof eaves exterior paint peeling window caulking fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Remember the window with the sideways board; I’ll refer to it later.

bad roof eaves exterior paint peeling window boarded up fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Artificial grass turf carpeting everywhere!  No need to waste water on real grass.

weeds dead grass AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Looks just like a football field.  Each line of weeds is 10 yards?

weeds dead grass AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Uh oh.  The wall fell over.

wall fell over AstroTurf artificial grass rug carpet on back yard fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Remember the boarded up window?  Here’s what’s on the other side.

damaged neglected dilapidated kitchen ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Lounge area.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Vaulted ceiling?

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Furnishings available.

living room ceiling exposed fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The bathroom size was increased.

damaged neglected bathroom walls torn down fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Cast iron plumbing will last for decades.

cast iron plumbing rusted through rusty hole fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Ceiling · Drywall Damage · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Roof · Siding · Weeds · Window

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 felixthecat // Jul 11, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    Yes, the house is in deplorable condition, but it is location that counts. Who wouldn’t want to live across the street from a rag processing factory?

  • 2 Taria // Jul 12, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    I , for one . would not buy this place unless the furniture was included. Golly there are some crazy listings. Ugly house is right.

  • 3 Laura // Aug 17, 2016 at 1:36 pm

    Just get permits to burn it down.

  • 4 Susan // Oct 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    If that fence goes any lower, they’ll have a “cobblestone” drive. Lol!!!

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