Outhouse with a compost toilet. You sprinkle kitty litter in the toilet before you make. In the hot Phoenix summers, the smell is so bad that the tiles peel off.
Running water in an outhouse. That’s high living!
Thar’s lotsa iron in them thar pipes.
In the ol’ West, we spell words diff’rently: rcoks, gravle, stnoes, bouldres, and pebbels. Yer darn tootin’ we do.