Please Do Not Urine

January 24th, 2017 · 6 Comments

Please do not urine on the toliet seat. Thank you very much. We aim to please; you aim too, please.

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We don’t make this stuff up, folks. These are actual photos from a house for sale. Check out the hole in the wall behind the toilet.

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Cluttered bedroom.

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Another cluttered bedroom. The description of the house states that the owners moved out and left their items behind.

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The new buyer gets to handle all of this.

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This bedroom is used as a crafts room. Notice the Wasp & Hornet Killer spray can.

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Double oven.

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Pink ceiling in the family room. It almost looks like carpet! Two oxygen tanks in the corner, because this house will take your breath away.

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No smoking.

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And we’re told the air conditioning does not work.

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All this can be yours, if the price is right.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jayne // Jan 24, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    The price is, how much will you pay me to take this pile for $200 Alex

  • 2 Susan // Jan 24, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    God forbid you urine on that spotless toilet seat! Please urine in the whole in the wall!

  • 3 Lisa // Jan 24, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    It’s sad to think a child lived here and what made the homeowners abandon everything.

  • 4 MaryO1230 // Jan 25, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Beyond belief. And so sad.

    MaryO1230

  • 5 gosh // Jan 25, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    someone should rent it out and shoot a horror movie

  • 6 L // Jan 26, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Well, the kitchen table and chair look mid-century modern and is probably the only furniture worth salvaging.

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