Full House

July 23rd, 2017 · 11 Comments

Thank you to our reader Helen for finding this packed-to-the-gills home in Richmond, Texas. Here we see the sellers posing for the photo while their child hides under the table.

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Another view of the missus and her million bed pillows.

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Last Chance To Run!! Creepy Halloween masks, cow skulls, a child hanging upside down, and a lot of visual distractions.

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We apologize for the nudity, but someone “stole” her clothes.

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Too bad buyers can’t fully appreciate the features of this home. This room has nice flooring, a tall vaulted ceiling, and a big window.

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Sorry again for the nudity.

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Again, too bad it’s hard to appreciate the giant picture window and the nice fireplace.

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Here’s another view of this room.

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All that clutter would make me want to climb the walls too.

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The maid will be serving dinner in five minutes.

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Howdy, Pardner. Hope you like pillows.

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Wonderful life. Fun.

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He’s counting all of the overhead lights.

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It’s Christmas year ’round.

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The butler is not amused. Neither is the dog.

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Shoes are lined up on the stairs.

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Beware of pickpockets and loose women.

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Be nice or leave. Or the maid will give you the “brush” off.

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He’s waiting to join you in the shower.

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The back yard of this property reaches a canal. It’s a lovely shade of brown. When it rains, the cow urine & poop drains into the canal.

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Tags: Art · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Room · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Taxidermy · What Were They Thinking?!?!

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mo // Jul 23, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    This really is a beautiful house under all this stuff.
    Too bad you can hardly see it

  • 2 Susan // Jul 24, 2017 at 6:40 am

    I don’t think that couple posing as owners are real people. Too stiff and pale. I think the real owner has a real problem with real-lity.

  • 3 Anthony // Jul 24, 2017 at 7:37 am

    This is too much. Decorate your house however you please, but get some of that out before you show.

    At least it’s clean.

  • 4 pj // Jul 24, 2017 at 10:58 am

    There are mannequins all over the house. That is just too creepy!

  • 5 Wildcard // Jul 24, 2017 at 11:23 am

    I say this lovely home is set up as a thrift shop/store. We have a few these in are town… Still I hate to be the one pack it all up! 😉

  • 6 JR // Jul 24, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Museum of the Bizarre. : )

  • 7 TR // Jul 25, 2017 at 6:09 am

    This home is owned by an “artist” and is listed for about 1.25M. It was built in 2000 and has some spectacular extra features. The realtor says “there are artistic surprises everywhere you look.”

  • 8 Lolly // Jul 28, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    The house looks lovely underneath all that dorky clutter.

  • 9 JJ // Aug 1, 2017 at 4:50 am

    All these lovely items, coming soon to a thrift store near you!

  • 10 Mars2k // Sep 27, 2017 at 5:23 am

    She thinks if she throws out any of that junk, a day will pass and she’ll need something she just ditched.
    It’s a sickness, bless her heart.

  • 11 Annie // Oct 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    Can you imagine the amount of money she has had to pay people per month to clean?

    Mars2k, you are right – it is a mental health issue.

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