Pond-er This

October 13th, 2016 · 2 Comments

A pond in the front yard creates a sense of arrival for potential buyers.


→ 2 CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Landscaping · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Hockey Season Starts Today

October 12th, 2016 · No Comments

The National Hockey League 2016-2017 season begins tonight. Betcha this super fan is watching some games tonight.


→ No CommentsTags: Clutter · Collections · Entertainment/Media Niche · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Made On Porpoise

October 11th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Fish pond or water feature surrounded by dolphins.


Maybe these two dolphins escaped from the controversial Dolphinaris Arizona attraction in Scottsdale, Arizona? Someone thought it was a good idea to bring eight dolphins to mega-hot Arizona, so they can boil in the hot sun and hot water while humans pay to swim with them.


→ 3 CommentsTags: Back Yard · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Whitewashing the Real Problem Here

October 10th, 2016 · 5 Comments

So many liquor and wine bottles to distract you from the outdated whitewash kitchen cabinets.


→ 5 CommentsTags: Cabinets · Collections · Glendale, AZ Homes · Kitchen · Staging

Lots of Closet Space

October 9th, 2016 · No Comments

Be careful what you ask for. Or at least be more specific. Want lots of closet space? This Houston, Texas home has it.


→ No CommentsTags: Bedroom · Ceiling · Clutter · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities

This Bathroom Needs Help

October 8th, 2016 · 1 Comment

The shower pan doesn’t look very waterproof. The shower curtain wasn’t big enough to keep water in. Lots of problems here.


Check out the wall by the sink. What happened?


→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes · Water Damage

Lots of Washers But No Nuts

October 7th, 2016 · No Comments

Here’s some art work obscene seen in a bathroom during a home tour. Not appropriate for children. Washer or wash-her?


→ No CommentsTags: Art · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Four Cluttered Living Rooms

October 4th, 2016 · No Comments

That’s a lot of visually distracting stuff.


You can’t enter through the front door at this messy home. “Would you mind entering the house from the side door, Miss Buyer? The seller was too busy to clear the front door area.”




Too much going on here. That sofa has seen better days.


→ No CommentsTags: Clutter · Living Room · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Walk Like An Egyptian

October 4th, 2016 · No Comments

Cleopatra will see you now.


→ No CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Phoenix Homes

Knot Trendy

October 4th, 2016 · No Comments

Knotted curtains again!


Bad decorating trend.


This is knot not cool.


These curtains were short enough that knotting wasn’t needed.




→ No CommentsTags: Bedroom · Make It Stop · Mesa, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings