Entries Tagged as 'Other Arizona Cities'

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2017

January 2nd, 2018 · No Comments

Please join me in singing the 8th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve crates for milkin’…

Eleven detergent bottles…

Ten rocks a sittin’…

Nine hats a hangin’…

Eight more hats a hangin’…

Seven cans of Ensure…

Six lawn jockeys…

Five bed pans…

Four milk jugs…

Three stuffed deer…

Two Harley bikes…

And a partridge in a bird cage.

Merry Christmas!!
2016’s version is here.
2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Driveway · Faux Paint & Murals · Hats · Laundry Room · Other Arizona Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Taxidermy

O Christmas Tree

December 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

O Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches.

This home was listed on January 24th with the Christmas tree still up.

This home was listed on March 18th with the Christmas tree still up.

This home was listed on October 6th with the Christmas tree still up. October 6th!!

This home was recently listed. But could the man please turn off the TV and remove the kid’s stuff?

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Tags: Clutter · Holiday Décor · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

The Little Drummer Boy

December 22nd, 2017 · No Comments

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum

I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Roy G Biv Returns

December 20th, 2017 · 1 Comment

It’s harder and harder to find a complete ROYGBIV rainbow set of carpets. Most home sellers are opting for earth tones in carpet colors or opting for tile or wood flooring. We’re stretching the color tints just a bit in order to showcase the full ROYGBIV range.

R for Red

O for Orange

Y for Yellow (orangy-yellow)

G for Green

B for Blue

I for Indigo (it’s as close as we found to dark blue)

V for Violet (well, lilac in this photo; please forgive us)

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Tags: Carpet · Fireplace · Glendale, AZ Homes · Grandma's House · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

Who’s On Santa’s Naughty List?

December 12th, 2017 · No Comments

Santa says you’re naughty if you are in a real estate promotional photo. Let’s see who made Santa’s naughty list this year.

This guy. Yes, this full-size face photo was included with the listing. Complete with forehead sweat. No, thank you.

Gross.

She’s lying down but has so much home staging to do. Hurry! Before Santa arrives!

This guy thinks Santa will steal his bike and break into the house.

This naughty boy left the TV on for the real estate photo.

He’s calling his real estate agent to find out why no one is coming to see the house. Because the TV is on, that’s why.

He claims he purposefully staged the table by the front door to put milk and cookies out for Santa.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Friar Bear

December 6th, 2017 · 3 Comments

This is the perfect Christmas gift for that person who has everything. Bet they don’t have a giant wood carving of a bear monk!

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Tags: Art · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Solar Panels?

December 4th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Are those a new or old type of solar panels on the roof or are those cheap patches for roof leaks? (hint, hint: how about fixing the roof before putting your house up for sale?)

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Roof · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Ruined Roof

November 29th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Time for a new roof in Overgaard, Arizona.

Looks bad.

Seller neglect.

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Tags: Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Roof

Uncommon Baby Names

November 22nd, 2017 · 3 Comments

My first name is far and few in between. Here are four more uncommon baby names seen around the Phoenix metro area. Starting with baby Mega.

Here we have baby Eriko. With those stupid camouflaged letters that babies and adults cannot read.

Next we have baby Stryder with those impossible-to-read patterned letters. Please make that trend stop.

And then there’s baby Scotlin.

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Tags: Bedroom · Make It Stop · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Carpet Baggers

November 21st, 2017 · 2 Comments

Time to bag this carpet and get new.

Note to sellers: when the carpet is torn, that is your last call to replace the carpet.

If you are going to keep the ugly carpet, at least stretch it and cut the ends.

At least these sellers were considerate enough to keep their infant away from the filthy carpet.

First thing you see when entering this Houston, Texas home is stained, dirty carpet. [Note: this photo has been kept on file since March 2017; it is not post-hurricane]

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Tags: Carpet · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling