Entries Tagged as 'Peoria, AZ Homes'

The Little Drummer Boy

December 22nd, 2017 · No Comments

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum

I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Power House

November 30th, 2017 · 2 Comments

These folks are selling their home. More power to them.

Watt is their asking price?

Ohm, sweet ohm.

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Tags: Back Yard · Curb Appeal · Peoria, AZ Homes

Wallpapered Bathrooms

November 14th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Are those crabs crawling up the strings?

A regal look.

Dead marijuana leaves?

Mildew?

Mold spores?

Newspaper. Newspaper. Read all about it.

Dolphins at play.

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Tags: Bathroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Fall TV Season Is Here!

September 25th, 2017 · 3 Comments

New season of TV shows kicks off tonight! Can’t wait for new episodes of Shades of Blue!

Drama shows will debut this week.

Make sure your TV set is fully wired!

Chiropractors like it when people look up high when watching TV.

Modern Family will debut soon.

Talk shows are always popular.

Property Brothers and home remodeling shows are also popular.

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

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Tags: Clutter · Family Room · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

2017-2018 Football Season Is Officially Here

September 7th, 2017 · 2 Comments

The 2017-2018 NFL season kicks off tonight. Which team will win the Super Bowl in 2018?

The Arizona Cardinals?

I mean, people go bananas for the Cardinals.

The Oakland Raiders? Or will they take a bath this year?

The Dallas Cowboys?

Dallas Cowboys: America’s team.

Go, Cowboys!

That about sums it up for the Cowboys. People either fear them or loathe them.

Or the Baltimore Ravens? This seller likes the Ravens and the Cowboys.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Clutter · Dolls · Hats · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Shower Curtain · Staging

Retro Wallpaper

August 24th, 2017 · 5 Comments

So old it might be popular again?

Green is in nowadays.

Pastels are relaxing.

Matching drapes and wallpaper.

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Tags: Dining Room · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Wallpaper

Feline Frisky In Bed

August 12th, 2017 · No Comments

Young men, watch out. There’s a cougar on the prowl.

The black panther has round buttocks. Interesting.

Tigers in the jungle?

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Tags: Bedroom · Bedspread · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes

Amateur Real Estate Photography

June 27th, 2017 · 2 Comments

When in doubt, hire a professional photographer to take pictures of your home when selling. Otherwise, you’ll get stuck with these five examples.

First up, we see an amateur photographer who can take a photo of a house on his/her cell phone but can’t figure out how to transfer it correctly. He/she took a screen shot of his/her phone and used that as the photo. By the way, all 8 photos of the property were just like this one.

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Speaking of screen shots, now we have an example of a shot of a screen.

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Distorted photo yet it was still used to promote the house.

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Watch out for shadows!

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We said, watch out for shadows.

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Tags: Glendale, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Tempe, AZ Homes

Swimming Season

June 9th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Temperatures are heating up and people want to cool off in a sparkling clear swimming pool.

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Jump right in!

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Hurry before all the water evaporates!

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Close your eyes and imagine the cool water.

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Tags: Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

No Bath Today

June 6th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Did they throw the bathtub out with the baby water?

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It’s more convenient to leave the toilet tank lid off so you can manually fix the misaligned flapper.

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Hold on. The seller’s on his way to the hardware store to pick up duct tape to cover the missing tiles.

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Tags: Bathroom · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes