Entries Tagged as 'Phoenix Homes'

The Twelve Days of Christmas 2017

January 2nd, 2018 · No Comments

Please join me in singing the 8th annual UglyHousePhotos version of the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Everybody join in now. A one, and a two, and a three.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Twelve crates for milkin’…

Eleven detergent bottles…

Ten rocks a sittin’…

Nine hats a hangin’…

Eight more hats a hangin’…

Seven cans of Ensure…

Six lawn jockeys…

Five bed pans…

Four milk jugs…

Three stuffed deer…

Two Harley bikes…

And a partridge in a bird cage.

Merry Christmas!!
2016’s version is here.
2015’s version is here.
2014’s version is here.
2013’s version is here.
2012’s version is here.
2011’s version is here.
2010’s version is here.

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Tags: Clutter · Collections · Driveway · Faux Paint & Murals · Hats · Laundry Room · Other Arizona Cities · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Taxidermy

O Christmas Tree

December 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment

O Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches.

This home was listed on January 24th with the Christmas tree still up.

This home was listed on March 18th with the Christmas tree still up.

This home was listed on October 6th with the Christmas tree still up. October 6th!!

This home was recently listed. But could the man please turn off the TV and remove the kid’s stuff?

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Tags: Clutter · Holiday Décor · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging

The Little Drummer Boy

December 22nd, 2017 · No Comments

Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum

I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That’s fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?

Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum

I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my drum.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Santa’s Vacation Home In Arizona

December 21st, 2017 · 3 Comments

Santa Claus & Mrs. Claus enjoy the warm winter weather in Glendale, Arizona. They love having a Christmas tree.

Mrs. Claus made a Christmas wreath for the bathroom. She is mad at Santa for not putting out a new roll of toilet paper or replacing the light bulbs.

Sticker shock in the other bathroom.

Here is Santa’s man cave.

Their master bedroom.

Their guest bedroom. They haven’t had many guests lately. Notice the cobwebs.

Spare bedroom. Mrs. Claus has been meaning to finish those drapes.

The wallpaper gives their kitchen a homey feel.

Santa is offering a hand (and an arm) with the laundry.

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Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Glendale, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Laundry Room · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Wallpaper · Window Coverings

Roy G Biv Returns

December 20th, 2017 · 1 Comment

It’s harder and harder to find a complete ROYGBIV rainbow set of carpets. Most home sellers are opting for earth tones in carpet colors or opting for tile or wood flooring. We’re stretching the color tints just a bit in order to showcase the full ROYGBIV range.

R for Red

O for Orange

Y for Yellow (orangy-yellow)

G for Green

B for Blue

I for Indigo (it’s as close as we found to dark blue)

V for Violet (well, lilac in this photo; please forgive us)

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Tags: Carpet · Fireplace · Glendale, AZ Homes · Grandma's House · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Wood Paneling

A Roof Over Their Heads

December 19th, 2017 · 4 Comments

Foreclosure home. At least they had somewhere to sleep and a roof over their heads.

Looking at this room from the other direction. The protective grille for the fan is on the floor. Be careful.

One bedroom. With drywall cut up from the ground. That usually implies water damage.

Second bedroom.

Third bedroom.

Fourth bedroom.

Toilet tank lid is missing in the bathroom.

What happened to the chairs? Scratching posts for cats?

The kitchen from the opposite view.

Bonus room with yet another different type of flooring.

May the new owners fill the pool with water and the home with memories.

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Tags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Carpet · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Drywall Damage · Fireplace · Fixer-Upper · Foreclosure · Garbage and/or Junk · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Pool & Spa

10 Days Until Christmas

December 15th, 2017 · No Comments

These kids cannot wait another 10 days until Christmas. Santa, get here now!

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Tags: Curb Appeal · Holiday Décor · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes

Guest Bedrooms

December 14th, 2017 · 4 Comments

The holidays are approaching quickly. Your precious mother-in-law has announced that she’s visiting. Where will she stay? How about this bedroom?

This bedroom features an ensuite bathroom! Won’t she be pleased?

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Tags: Bedroom · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes · Window Coverings

Hats

December 13th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Hat collection.

Hats and bats at this house.

(sigh)

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Tags: Bedroom · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Who’s On Santa’s Naughty List?

December 12th, 2017 · No Comments

Santa says you’re naughty if you are in a real estate promotional photo. Let’s see who made Santa’s naughty list this year.

This guy. Yes, this full-size face photo was included with the listing. Complete with forehead sweat. No, thank you.

Gross.

She’s lying down but has so much home staging to do. Hurry! Before Santa arrives!

This guy thinks Santa will steal his bike and break into the house.

This naughty boy left the TV on for the real estate photo.

He’s calling his real estate agent to find out why no one is coming to see the house. Because the TV is on, that’s why.

He claims he purposefully staged the table by the front door to put milk and cookies out for Santa.

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Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes