Just Say No To Dope

December 13th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Mac Miller is dope?  Uh…nope.

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Vandals On the Loose

December 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These damaged homes mean lower sales prices for their neighborhoods.

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[I had to white out the profanity.]

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Destroyed bathroom.

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Jerks.

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Nice Pets

December 12th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Woof!

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It’s a step up.  Dirty steps too.

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Ready to pounce on buyers as soon as they enter the house!

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“Mommy, he won’t share the couch!”  [Also, notice the bare foot on the right side of the photo.]

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“Hot dogs for lunch?!  Don’t you dare get any ideas!”

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It’s a Cover Up

December 12th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Nice try, covering up that pile of something in the laundry room.  How about fixing the dryer vent?

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Panda Express

December 11th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Two pandas running around this cluttered bedroom.

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The kitchen looks cluttered.

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Let’s try another angle for this photo.

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This angle’s no better.

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Each window has a different covering.

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Nutcracker collection, exercise ball, and other mischief and what-not.

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Keep Calm & Carry On.  That what the sign over the bed reads.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Mesa, AZ Homes

Clean Bathroom

December 11th, 2014 · No Comments

In this case, clean should be a verb and not an adjective.

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Dirt & Dust

December 10th, 2014 · No Comments

Check out these three dirty homes.

Dusty bathroom.

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Dirty walls.

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Who peed in the corner?

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→ No CommentsTags: Carpet · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Teen Idol Showdown

December 10th, 2014 · No Comments

Today’s smack-down showdown features two teen idols:  Taylor Lautner vs. Justin Bieber.  Which one steals your heart?

Taylor Lautner?

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Or Justin Bieber?

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Justin Bieber bedspread.  Do you really want your little girl sleeping with him every night?

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Gym It Up

December 9th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Work it!  Awesome!  You are fabulous!

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Magnets Do Not Attract

December 9th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Refrigerator magnets do not attract buyers.

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Please clear off the refrigerator before selling.

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It will make the kitchen seem less cluttered.

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Refrigerator magnets are unnecessary visual distractions.

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