Ugly House Photos

Bright orange shag carpet.  Wood paneling.  Stone wall.  Weird fireplace/stove system.

If the Saints hadn’t intercepted the ball and scored, the Super Bowl score would have been 24-17.  And if the Colts had scored at the final minute, the score would have been 24-24.

Here’s an Indianapolis home with a water & ceiling problem.  A piece of the bathroom ceiling fell down.  From the look of the mildew on the top side, the water problem could have been around for awhile.  Is that a dead bird on the floor?

More ceiling damage in the basement.

That floor tile and wall color are criminal.

Cracked pot.

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia home.  Besides the massive video tape collection, the TV being on, and the two angel figurines, it’s actually the floor that’s so distracting.

Buyers’ eyes are forced to focus on the floor and the wild couch.

The New Orleans Saints will win today in the Super Bowl because they have new found glory.  Says so on the wall of a Baton Rouge, Louisiana home.  Must be true.

The Indianapolis Colts will win the Super Bowl today because they don’t know when to stop.  Just like this Indianapolis home’s decorating.  It just goes on and on.

There’s still more!

There’s a cute little bistro table in the master bedroom.  You can have a little snack there before going to bed.

The New Orleans Saints will lose today in the Super Bowl because they are too easy distracted.  Just like buyers feel when looking at these two Baton Rouge, Louisiana homes.

House #1:  There is a lot going on in this bedroom.  A lot.  Hard to stay focused on the architectural elements and features of the room.

House #2:  In case the Saints lose today, there’s always next year.  These sellers are already looking forward to next season; their Halloweeen decorations are up in February.

Cluttered bedroom.

The Indianapolis Colts will lose today in the Super Bowl because under pressure they will fall apart.  Just like this Indianapolis home did.

Ugly kitchen falling apart.

Red carpet in the bathroom.

Ugly sponge paint to go with the ugly red carpet.

Ugly attic.

Ugly first impression.  The house looks nicer without siding.

Major headache inducer.  Good grief.

Not bad except for the refrigerator magnets and clutter on top.

You are looking at some high quality construction there.  The outdoor bathroom sure comes in handy for back yard beer parties.  Awesome!

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico home enjoying their Christmas tree in February.  Family photos, an afghan blanket, and the drapes do match the carpet.

They’re getting ready for the dance tonight; everything’s cleared out of the kitchen.