These Gainesville, Georgia sellers could care less about their fireplace, so they blocked it with a sofa, not realizing that buyers would want to see it.
Over in Lake City, Florida, the sellers desecrated their fireplace with outdated faux paint treatment.
Tags: Staging · Fireplace · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities
cheap inexpensive way to cover your windows: add a $5 blanket you bought on the street corner!
SpongeBob SquarePants! They need to change their air conditioning filter; look at the dust coming out of the vent!
They’re missing a dog. Shouldn’t it be Three Dog Night instead?
Horsefeathers! It’s sideways!
Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Bedspread
This is a new one: a ceiling fan in the shower! Let’s hope that fan is water resistant and shock-proof. Scary. And be careful raising your arms to shampoo your hair!
Tags: Bathroom · Safety Issue · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes
Next time, please add several more coats of paint to the walls.
Better paint coverage at this home, but not quite enough.
Getting closer, but still not enough paint.
Not enough paint on the roller.
I’m suddenly craving bacon.
Almost done in this room. Just a little more at the bottom.
Tags: Paint · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities
Filthy toilet. Click to expand if you dare. Just a suggestion: close the lid before taking the photo. This was an actual photo published on the Internet to promote the sale of the house.
Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth
When selling your house, please put away the prescription bottles. No buyer needs to know your medical problems. Also, put away the cat food and water dishes. This tells buyers that the cat hangs out on the counters. The dish rack should be put away too. The counter clutter tells buyers that this kitchen is too small.
Tags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes
Original oven from 1960 when the house was built. Two doors!
Vintage 1961 General Electric oven.
Original 1961 oven and cooktop. Check out the wide coils on the burners.
1973 oven. Looks like harvest gold, but didn’t that start in the late 1970s?
Tags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · 1960s
Why do sellers put weapons on their walls? Here’s a sword on display.
Here’s a rifle.
Here’s a crossbow and arrows. In case there’s a home invader.
Bow and arrows in this house. Plus a tomahawk.
Another bow & arrows at a different house. The target should be to sell the house, not scare buyers.
Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Weapons & Firearms
This yard is gonna need a lot of work.
Tags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Tempe, AZ Homes
Why bother with these drapes?
If you squint your eyes, it looks weird with curtains hanging under the window.
The spider took LSD before spinning its web.
Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes