Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Hanging By a Thread

October 21st, 2014 · No Comments

Rods, finials, and hooks are now passé when it comes to hanging window treatments in 2014.  The hot new trend this season is using wire or rope to hang your drapes and curtains.

ugly nasty looking old weathered window curtain drapes hanging on rope wire looks awful Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

Here’s another view.  Tres chic.

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And to really go all out, tie knots in the curtains to combine two hot trends: knotted curtains and hanging by wire!!

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→ No CommentsTags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

New Must-Have Home Décor Item: A Shovel

October 21st, 2014 · No Comments

Hot item for Fall 2014:  a decorative shovel.  Very trendy.

ugly dumb decorative décor painted tole shovel rooster on display in kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It has a rooster painted on it!  And raffia ribbon on the handle!

ugly dumb decorative décor painted tole shovel rooster on display in kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It elevates this kitchen.

ugly dumb decorative décor painted tole shovel rooster on display in kitchen Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

A few days later, we spotted another shovel used as decoration at another Phoenix home.  Right in the middle of the living room.  Now that’s a true statement piece.  Halloween and Thanksgiving are coming up.  I’m rushing over to Home Depot right now to pick up some shovels and then to Hobby Lobby for acrylic paints, brushes, and raffia!

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→ No CommentsTags: Tile · Living Room · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper

When One Door Opens

October 20th, 2014 · 2 Comments

…a person falls down!  Wow!  I spotted this house while showing homes yesterday.  Couldn’t believe it.

door on 2nd second floor opens to nothing no balcony no safety dangerous Phoenix Arizona home house

→ 2 CommentsTags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

Real Estate Selfies

October 20th, 2014 · 3 Comments

The body language (arms crossed) tells us this seller is not lifting another finger to tidy up the house.  How nice.  [Thank you, Elsbeth, for sending us this photo.]

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Proud lady is wearing pearls, while her devoted dog waits patiently for a pat on the head.

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Her husband sits quietly in the next room.  There’s another dog.

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She’s waiting for the photographer to leave so she can use the toilet!!

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Hopefully he’s a landscape architect with plans to spruce up the curb appeal.

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Future real estate agent.  He’s pointing out the features of this Seaford, Delaware home.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

Untidy In Evansville

October 19th, 2014 · No Comments

Chaos at an Evansville, Indiana home.

super very messy cluttered chaotic stuff everywhere on the floor living room Evansville Indiana home house for sale photo

Did a tornado hit?

super very messy cluttered chaotic stuff everywhere on the floor living room Evansville Indiana home house for sale photo

The toilet paper needs to be replaced.

messy cluttered chaotic stuff everywhere on the floor bathroom Evansville Indiana home house for sale photo

Messy bedroom.

messy cluttered chaotic stuff everywhere on the floor bedroom Evansville Indiana home house for sale photo

The kitchen’s not that bad, considering.

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→ No CommentsTags: Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Ceiling · Other US Cities

Peace, Man

October 19th, 2014 · No Comments

Aryanna is sweet.  [Evansville, Indiana]

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Other US Cities

Before & After Photos of Home Remodel

October 18th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Before Kitchen.  With those ugly dark cabinets.  Please, Mr. or Mrs. Flipper, please remove & throw out the cabinets.

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After Kitchen.  Thank you, thank you!  The ugly cabinets are gone!!

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Before Kitchen.  The investor bought the house for $96,000.

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After Kitchen.  Once remodeled, it sold for $160,000.

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Before Living Room To Dining Room View.

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After Living Room To Dining Room View.

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Before Living Room.

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After Living Room.

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Before Living Room.

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After Living Room.

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Before Bathroom.

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After Bathroom.

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Before Bedroom.

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After Bedroom.

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Before Back Yard & Pool.

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After Back Yard & Pool.

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Before Back Yard & Pool.

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After Back Yard & Pool.

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Before Front of House.

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After Front of House.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Flooring · Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Kitchen · Pool & Spa · Bedroom · Remodeling · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Before & After · John F. Long cabinets

Cat-itude

October 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Whatcha lookin’ at?!

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I rule this house!

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This is my room!

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→ 1 CommentTags: Phoenix Homes · Pets · Wallpaper · Other Arizona Cities

Flooring Choices, Not Choice Flooring

October 17th, 2014 · 3 Comments

You only live once.  Go ahead and install laminate flooring at different directions in one room.

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Or spend a weekend installing your own mosaic tile floor.  Bonus points for originality.

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Throw in some random colored tiles to add excitement to the floor.

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Octagon shaped objects usually mean stop, which is what should have happened before installing this tile.

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Mix and match.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Flooring · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

House of Mirrors

October 16th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Blast from the past.  Mirror tiles and orange carpet!!  [Superior, Arizona]

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Carpet · Other Arizona Cities