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Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Dining Area With Great View

August 1st, 2014 · No Comments

Please enjoy eating at the one-foot-deep counter with a wall in front of you.

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Inspirational Message For August

August 1st, 2014 · No Comments

Let Michael Jordan motivate you in August.  He says, “I can accept failure.  I can’t accept not trying.”

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It looks like it reads, “I can’t accept not crying.”

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Child’s Playhouse

July 31st, 2014 · 2 Comments

Your kids are sure to squeal with delight when they see this amazing playhouse.  And then they’ll squeal in pain from splinters, loose nails, black widow spiders, etc.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Roof · Landscaping · Safety Issue · Mesa, AZ Homes · Back Yard · Fixer-Upper · Siding

Double Double Triple

July 31st, 2014 · 2 Comments

A note to sellers:  you don’t have to publish every photo you take of your house.  It’s okay to edit out the bad ones.

Blurred.

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Now focused.  Let’s use only this photo and delete the fuzzy one, okay?

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A view of a wall.

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Another view of the same wall.  Why include two?  Why include any?

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One photo of a driveway in Rialto, California.  With a radio tower in the background.

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Second photo of the driveway with radio tower.  Now with oil stain on full display!

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Third photo of the driveway.  At least the radio tower is missing from this photo.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · Other US Cities

Don’t Forget To Check Your Sugar

July 30th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Three flyswatters!  They have a serious fly infestation!  The note card reads “don’t forget to take your G——- when you begin to —-.”

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This note card reads “don’t forget to (check) your sugar.”  If she didn’t leave the sugar out, there’d be fewer flies.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Miniature Golf Course?

July 30th, 2014 · 2 Comments

The suit of armor.  A ramp.  And a secret door.  Grab me a golf ball and a club and let me play miniature golf!  When I was growing up, we called it goony golf.  Also known as goofy golf or putt putt golf.

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Polo Player

July 29th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Graffiti on a door.

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Scribbles and nonsense.

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Was it a kitchenette for a guest house?

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Paint · Phoenix Homes · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti

Moldy Walls

July 29th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Mold throughout this home.

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And in the bathroom.

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Water leak was extensive.

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Spraying bleach on it won’t solve the problem.

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If you want to see more mold photos, check out my post of a house with mushrooms growing on the ceiling.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mold & Mildew

What Knot To Do

July 28th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Those dreaded knotted curtains are back.  And they’re badder, er, worse than ever.

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Here they are from a different angle.

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Knotted curtains are like a virus.  They spread to other windows in a house.  Notice the sloppy paint line at the ceiling.

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We don’t luv knotted curtains.

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People are now knotting bed sheets used as curtains.

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Either knot them both or none.  We vote for none.

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None, please.

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How is a buyer supposed to exit that door with a giant knot hanging there?

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Please make this trend go away.

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It’s knot a good look.

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→ 5 CommentsTags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Chandler, AZ Homes · Entertainment/Media Niche · Make It Stop · Laundry Room

Four Chairs Up

July 28th, 2014 · 2 Comments

You’re too late.  The dining hall is now closed.

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We’ll be open tomorrow at 11am.

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