Are you up to the task of taking on this house? Let’s look at the positives.
It has reverse osmosis drinking water filtration!
It has a fireplace!
It comes furnished!
Hmmm. What’s positive here? Bacteria cultures?
It has shiny doorknobs.
It has air conditioning!
It has newer plumbing!
It has a tiled shower!
It has mold throughout! [the house description does say it has mold throughout the house]
It comes with a home security system: two rifles!
It has a swimming pool! And a solar clothes dryer!
It has an additional cooling system: an evaporative cooler!
Tags: Bathroom · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Weapons & Firearms
Clowns in a messy bedroom.
Clown statue and painting in another home.
Tags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Art
May this saying give you hope for the month of March:
A man has never been shot while doing the dishes
Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Peoria, AZ Homes
Thank you, Rodney, for finding these professional real estate photographs on Craigslist. It’s a for sale by owner in Boston, Massachusetts.
The seller really cares.
He’s trying to save every penny.
Best wishes. Hope you sell it within 2 years. You have one month to go.
Tags: Poor Photography · Other US Cities
Split pea soup.
Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Fixer-Upper
Girls just want to have fun. Take the plunge!
Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window · Drywall Damage
Green ball and blue ball. And clutter.
Pink ball. And clutter in another house.
Red ball and satellite dish at another house.
Tags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes
February 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Out of control Bermuda grass.
Out of control dead Bermuda grass.
London Rocket weed and dead tumbleweeds.
Cheeseweed (aka little mallow). Grows like a, uh, weed this time of year in Phoenix.
Tags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Weeds
February 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment
Come visit this house. The sellers will fix you a meal.
Tags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes
February 25th, 2015 · 2 Comments
Four sheds. Because you can never have too much stuff.
Tags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard