Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Paint Fail

May 23rd, 2017 · No Comments

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen sponge paint or faux paint. That ugly trend had disappeared in Phoenix until now.

Did they use a baby diaper to sponge the wall?

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And did these sellers use a baby diaper to smear against their walls?

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→ No CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Bite Me

May 22nd, 2017 · No Comments

Why couldn’t the photographer or seller remove the Bite Me pillow for the photo? Do you like the wallpaper?

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→ No CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper

Clowning Around In Canada

May 21st, 2017 · 4 Comments

Thank you to two readers who sent this photos, M.L. and Jennifer. A house of clowns in Brantford, Ontario, Canada, not far from the town of Ontario. Enjoy!

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The sellers collected thousands of clowns.

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Everyone loves clowns.

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Especially buyers.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Other International Cities · Staging · Wallpaper · Wood Paneling

Three Messy Living Rooms

May 20th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Messy living room. Good grief.

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Help me understand. These homes are for sale. Are the sellers that clueless?

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From a house in Florence, Arizona. The state prison in Florence is cleaner than this house.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Clutter · Entertainment/Media Niche · Garbage and/or Junk · Living Room · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Polly Want a Cracker

May 19th, 2017 · No Comments

Poor little bird.

Birds of a feather did not flock together. These cages are in another room.

→ No CommentsTags: Bedroom · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Staging

Thou Shalt Not Whine

May 18th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Huge man cave in Mesa, Arizona. The couches have been used and abused.

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(sigh)

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Family Photos · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Staging · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Short On Staging

May 17th, 2017 · 5 Comments

Short sale home in Chandler, Arizona. A little de-cluttering would be nice.

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More clutter here, so less clutter when selling please.

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The view to the family room shows a lot of family photos on the wall.

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Cluttered bathroom.

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A vacuum near a bathtub is always handy.

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Poor photography.

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The plane crashed landed.

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Let’s put the ladder away too.

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How about fixing the patio ceiling?

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And fix it here too.

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And here.

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Let’s tidy up the back yard too.

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→ 5 CommentsTags: Back Yard · Bathroom · Ceiling · Chandler, AZ Homes · Clutter · Family Photos · Family Room · Kitchen · Staging

Car Lot

May 16th, 2017 · 3 Comments

The photo does show how big the back yard is.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Back Yard · Bad Parking · Phoenix Homes

Hello Kitty

May 16th, 2017 · 3 Comments

Hello Kitty.

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Hello Kitty shower curtain in another home.

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Hello Kitty on the wall in another home.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Bedspread · Faux Paint & Murals · Peoria, AZ Homes · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Stuffed Animals

Houston Honey

May 14th, 2017 · 3 Comments

The water in the dishwasher is as golden brown as honey. Sweet.

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Perhaps they could use the bleach to clean the dishwasher.

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Is that a lawn mower or a generator? Either one, please don’t run them inside the house.

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The toilet seat’s too long for the bowl. Hope they don’t overshoot.

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The front of the house looks nice.

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Until you realize they used pallets as pavers. Very dangerous to walk on. Hope you don’t wear high heels or have weak ankles.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Safety Issue · Shower Curtain