Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Vintage Ovens

September 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Vintage pink oven from a 1961 Mesa, Arizona home.

vintage original pink wall oven 1961 kitchen Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Vintage avocado green oven/range from a 1973 Peoria, Arizona home.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Not Ugly

Inspirational Message For September

September 1st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Just one lifetime won’t be enough for us.

just one lifetime won't be enough for us stupid dumb quote painted affixed to bedroom wall Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes

Lush Landscaping

August 31st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Don’t worry, once the drought ends in California, the trees will green up real nice.  [Blythe, California]

dead trees brown dried up plants landscaping Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

Close your eyes and imagine how it used to look.

dead trees brown dried up plants landscaping Blythe California home house for sale real estate photo

There’s still some green!  Oh, wait.  Is that the neighbor’s yard or this yard?

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→ 1 CommentTags: Landscaping · Other US Cities

Bowl Obstruction

August 31st, 2014 · 1 Comment

Here’s a case of the cramps in a Blythe, California bathroom.  There’s no elbow room around the toilet.

cramped squeezed odd bathroom arrangement toilet placement too close to the wall Blythe California home house for sale photo

This tiny bathroom is in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  You have to squeeze past the toilet to get to the sink.  Hopefully Mr. Seller doesn’t splash all over the toilet bowl, since it’s highly likely you’ll rub your leg against the toilet a few times.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Other US Cities

Renovation Before & After Photos

August 30th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Before Bathroom.  An investor bought this home for $109,000.

before after renovation remodeling project bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Bathroom.  They kept the same floor tile.  The house then sold for $161,000.

before after renovation remodeling project bathroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

Before Bedroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Bedroom 1.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

Before Bedroom 2.  With dirty carpet.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Bedroom 2.  Paint and carpet.  Your biggest bang for your buck.

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Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

Before Kitchen.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Kitchen.

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Before Kitchen.  Yes, there are a lot of kitchen photos, but it’s very rare for the photos to match up so well.

before after renovation remodeling project kitchen cabinets Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Kitchen.

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Before Family Room.

before after renovation remodeling project family room Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Family Room.  Plastic runners to protect the new carpet.

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Before Family Room.  Other direction.

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After Family Room.

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Before Master Bedroom.

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After Master Bedroom.

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Before Front of House.

before after renovation remodeling project front yard exterior Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

After Front of House.  They oversaturated the photo; now the driveway looks worse than before.

before after renovation remodeling project front yard exterior Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photos pictures

→ 5 CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Remodeling · Phoenix Homes · Before & After

Bath Blunders

August 29th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Four bathrooms in need of renovation.

Sure must be fun to take a shower in that tiny dark space.

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Ripped flooring or stains?

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Dirty toilet, dirty walls, dirty floor.  Odd toilet placement.

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Nothing a little glue and bleach can’t fix.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Flooring · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper

Forecast: Showers

August 29th, 2014 · 5 Comments

Floral bouquet.

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Double curtain frills keep out the spills.

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If this was in Alabama, it would be the Crimson Tide/Tied.

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Disney don’t.

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Doin’ the Boop.

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→ 5 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Dark Shadows

August 28th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Dark and dreary.

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Keep it dark, including the bedspread.

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Close the curtain!!  The light is too bright!  It’s burning my eyes!

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No windows in the kitchen.

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No windows in the dining room either.  Count Dracula is making an offer today.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Bedspread

Raze the Roof

August 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment

This is really bad.  I mean, c’mon now.  Two things wrong with this Mesa, Arizona patio roof:
1. They used the wrong roofing material, roof shingles, when they should have used rolled SIS roofing material.  The slope of the patio roof is too low for regular shingles.
2. They didn’t trim the sides.

incorrect roofing material used on patio roof shingles instead of rolled SIS amateur bad fixer-upper Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

The only thing they cut were corners.  What other home maintenance items did they skimp on?

incorrect roofing material used on patio roof shingles instead of rolled SIS amateur bad fixer-upper Mesa Arizona homes houses for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Roof · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Mesa, AZ Homes · Fixer-Upper

But the House Smells So Fresh

August 27th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Breathe in the beauty of the house.  [Yes, this is an actual photo used to promote the sale of the house.]

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth