Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Challenge Accepted?

March 3rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

Are you up to the task of taking on this house?  Let’s look at the positives.

dirty gross nasty floor neglected dilapidated damaged kitchen eating area fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has reverse osmosis drinking water filtration!

dirty neglected dilapidated damaged kitchen fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a fireplace!

stone fireplace surround missing ugly flooring dirty ceiling fan fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It comes furnished!

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Hmmm.  What’s positive here?  Bacteria cultures?

dirty ugly floor baseboards missing drywall damage fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has shiny doorknobs.

dirty ugly floor bedroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has air conditioning!

dirty ugly wall air conditioner a/c unit orange foam sloppy fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has newer plumbing!

dirty ugly hole in wall plumbing drywall damage bathroom shower fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has a tiled shower!

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It has mold throughout!  [the house description does say it has mold throughout the house]

dirty wall mold mildew bathroom fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It comes with a home security system: two rifles!

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It has a swimming pool!  And a solar clothes dryer!

empty swimming pool green algae water cluttered messy back patio junk fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It has an additional cooling system: an evaporative cooler!

rusted rusty old neglected dilapidated swamp evaporative cooler fixer-upper Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Pool & Spa · Fireplace · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Weapons & Firearms

Clowns

March 2nd, 2015 · No Comments

Clowns in a messy bedroom.

clown paintings art messy cluttered bedroom unmade bed Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Clown statue and painting in another home.

clown painting art statue living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Art

Inspirational Message For March

March 2nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

May this saying give you hope for the month of March:
A man has never been shot while doing the dishes

a man has never been shot while doing the dishes saying quote painted on wall Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ 2 CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Peoria, AZ Homes

Boston, Mess.

March 1st, 2015 · 3 Comments

Thank you, Rodney, for finding these professional real estate photographs on Craigslist.  It’s a for sale by owner in Boston, Massachusetts.

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Impressive.

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The seller really cares.

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He’s trying to save every penny.

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Best wishes.  Hope you sell it within 2 years.  You have one month to go.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Poor Photography · Other US Cities

Green Kitchen

February 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Split pea soup.

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→ No CommentsTags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Fixer-Upper

Girls

February 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Girls just want to have fun.  Take the plunge!

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→ No CommentsTags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window · Drywall Damage

Colored Balls

February 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Green ball and blue ball.  And clutter.

green blue exercise ball cluttered family room boxes in front of fireplace poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Pink ball.  And clutter in another house.

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Red ball and satellite dish at another house.

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Illegal Weed

February 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Out of control Bermuda grass.

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Out of control dead Bermuda grass.

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London Rocket weed and dead tumbleweeds.

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Cheeseweed (aka little mallow).  Grows like a, uh, weed this time of year in Phoenix.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Weeds

Lunch Provided

February 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Come visit this house.  The sellers will fix you a meal.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Shed Some Light

February 25th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Four sheds.  Because you can never have too much stuff.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard