Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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House Boo-tiful

October 31st, 2014 · No Comments

Happy Halloween!

Giant spiders in Syracuse, New York.

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G-g-g-g-ghosts!

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Enter this house if you dare.

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Trick or treat in Payson, Arizona.

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Boo!

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The chipped and cluttered kitchen counter is scarier than the pink plastic pumpkin.

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Have a fun Halloween.

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Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2014 · No Comments

Here’s proof that smoking kills.  And turns your bones green.

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Or maybe he touched those exposed live wires dangling from the ceiling!

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→ No CommentsTags: Safety Issue · Peoria, AZ Homes · Holiday Décor

Death Warmed Over

October 31st, 2014 · No Comments

Creepy skull posters in a Fort Morgan, Colorado home.  Happy Halloween!

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Bedroom · Other US Cities · Bedspread

Ax Murder?

October 30th, 2014 · 1 Comment

It’s the day before Halloween.  Enter at your own risk!

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→ 1 CommentTags: Carpet · Living Room · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

This House Is Clean

October 30th, 2014 · 2 Comments

The sellers can guarantee that there are no evil spirits in their house.

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Well…at least not now.

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The buyers will need to leave the crosses on the wall.  You know, just in case.

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What other reason could there be for so many to be on display in every room of the house?

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Staging · Other Arizona Cities · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Collections · Family Photos

Who’s Been Sleeping In the Garage?

October 29th, 2014 · 3 Comments

They converted a garage into a studio apartment.  See the cot?  The “closet”, the “kitchen”, and the “office”?

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Check out the creepy Halloween mask!!

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Hoop Dreams

October 29th, 2014 · No Comments

Everyone dreams of being a big basketball star.  But if this Evansville, Indiana dreamer isn’t drafted into the NBA, he should take up boxing as a career.

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NBA Basketball Season Has Started

October 29th, 2014 · No Comments

Who will be the best basketball team this year?  The Miami Heat?

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The Phoenix Suns?

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At least they only twisted the curtain instead of knotting it!

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Or the Boston Celtics?

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Flooring · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes

A Tree In Fall

October 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Another dead tree!  This one fell over.  Now if only the seller would remove it.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Landscaping · Mesa, AZ Homes · Back Yard

Dog Stars

October 28th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Most dogs are not included in the sale of the house.  So why take and include a photo of them?

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This dog gets its own bedroom!

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“If I sit still like the elephant, no one will notice me.”

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“Stop drilling me to get up!”

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“Remind me to return the power drill to the neighbor.”

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If the dog won’t leave, then have the photographer move the camera to the right.

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Being too cute is no excuse for being in a real estate photo.

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