Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Happy Belated Birthday, Abraham Lincoln

February 13th, 2016 · No Comments

Our apologizes, Mr. President.  We forgot your birthday yesterday.

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Thank you for being our President.

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Happy birthday to you, President Lincoln.  And Happy Presidents’ Day to you too, President Kennedy.

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→ No CommentsTags: Living Room · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes

Knot In My House

February 12th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Knotted curtains are still around, unfortunately.

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The knots wrinkle the fabric permanently.

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

It’s not attractive.

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Really?

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

If the fabric is too long, cut it.

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

This is what happens to your drapes after knotting them too much and too long!

stupid dumb trend idea knotted window curtains drapes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

This horrible trend has spread to Milwaukee, Illinois.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Other US Cities · Make It Stop

House Faces

February 11th, 2016 · No Comments

When an object is made to look like a human, we commonly call that anthropomorphizing.  Trying to spell that word is fun, so when I googled it and found out the definition is different (talking about an object as if it was human).  I then googled “when an object looks like a face” and the word pareidolia came up.  There’s an entire website devoted to objects with faces.  Let’s take a look at house faces.

pareidolia anthropomorphism house exterior looks like a face Phoenix Arizona home for sale photo

Cute.

pareidolia anthropomorphism house exterior looks like a face Phoenix Arizona home for sale photo

This architecture style was very popular in the Phoenix metro area in the late 1990s.  Here’s a 1998 home in Surprise, Arizona.

pareidolia anthropomorphism house exterior looks like a face Surprise Arizona home for sale photo

Overly ornate exterior.  The Tammy Faye of home faces?

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Deluxe Headboard - Hot New Trend For 2016

February 10th, 2016 · 3 Comments

This is what you need to install in your bedroom!!  Custom-built headboard and night stands with drawers, decorated with tile.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

Watch Out For Spiders & Scorpions

February 9th, 2016 · 5 Comments

I showed this house yesterday.  We were greeted by stained, ripped carpet on the stairs.  Not a good sign.  And then we saw this in the master bedroom.  Scorpion bug spray on the dresser.

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Time for a new mattress in another bedroom.

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And the hole in the wall was another great selling feature.  The buyer said no.

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Tile Samples

February 8th, 2016 · 1 Comment

This seller decided to spice things up with a variety of tiles.

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What fun.

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It distracts you from the ceiling stain and the hole in the wall.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Tile · Glendale, AZ Homes

Half Million California Mansion

February 7th, 2016 · 3 Comments

Look what $500,000 will get you in Northridge, California!  A move-in ready mansion with room addition.

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Chef’s kitchen too!

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Gourmet meals prepared here!

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Spa-like bathroom.

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The shower probably has a rain shower and multiple jets, right?

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Laundry room with vaulted ceiling.

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Mold & mildew are included with full price offer!

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Kitchen · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition · Siding · Other US Cities · Laundry Room

Before & After Home Transformation

February 6th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Before Kitchen.  An investor paid $45,000 for this house.

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After Kitchen.  After renovation, the house sold for $145,000.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.  They kept the original cabinets.

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Before Living Room.

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After Living Room.  Same front door.

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Before Bedroom 1.

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After Bedroom 1.

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Before Bedroom 2.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

After Bedroom 2.  We’re not sure this is the same bedroom, nor the next bedroom.

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Before Bedroom 3.

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After Bedroom 3.  Your biggest bang for the buck is flooring and paint.

before after renovation remodeling project bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Remodeling · Phoenix Homes · Before & After

Captured On Film

February 5th, 2016 · No Comments

The seller loves her home.  She’s cuckoo about it.

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She’s so excited about her house, she raised her arm in joy.

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This young girl is checking out the house.

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These sellers have at least seven dogs.  The neighbors are friendly too.

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He only has two dogs.

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We see you in the mirror.

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Yes, please leave the room.  And take your beer and ashtray with you too.

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→ No CommentsTags: Clutter · Patio · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

February Is TV Sweeps Month

February 4th, 2016 · 1 Comment

February is a big month for the Nielsen ratings.  People are filling out their log books all month.  And leaving their TVs on all day long.

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It will ruin the ratings if they turn off the TV.

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But there are no ratings for video games.

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Why would they install a huge TV to the side?  Won’t their necks be sore?

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Same here.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling