Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Thanks For Nothing

January 20th, 2017 · No Comments

Not sure what purpose this photo serves to buyers. A photographer’s shadow and bags of trash.

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→ No CommentsTags: Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Two Extremely Affordable Homes

January 19th, 2017 · 1 Comment

$25,000.

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$20,000. Including a broken post.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Curb Appeal · Fixer-Upper · Phoenix Homes

Shirtless Joe’s Place

January 18th, 2017 · 8 Comments

Shirtless Joe welcomes you to his Tonopah, Arizona home. Please come inside.

There he is! Shirtless Joe!

Joe likes to cook.

The odor really affects your appetite.

P.E.A.C.E. = Please Extract All Clutter Elements

Joe likes to save everything.

Joe keeps a close eye on all of his possessions.

Is this what you call vehicular manslaughter?

You never know when you might need something. Better to have it available.

Here’s another angle of the pallets.

Let’s ask Joe if that room addition has a building permit.

It looks well-built.

That yard is looking a little tired.

Good luck.

→ 8 CommentsTags: Back Yard · Clutter · Curb Appeal · Entry · Fixer-Upper · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Outdoor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Room Addition

Lush Landscaping

January 17th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Professionally landscaped, the vegetation is growing up to the side of the house.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Other Arizona Cities · Weeds

Face the Wall

January 16th, 2017 · 2 Comments

It’s fun to stare at a blank wall.

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The chair has wooden slats underneath. To keep it from tipping backward?

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Staging

Holiday Inn Wants Their Towel Back

January 15th, 2017 · 1 Comment

Our reader Karen sent us these photos of an Aberdeen, Maryland home. Here’s evidence of a stolen Holiday Inn towel! Shame on them.

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The other bathroom has a busy look. Let’s remove all the stuff on each side of the shower.

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Which looks twice as bad when it’s reflected in a mirror.

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Yes, it’s a game room, but the rifle could go, as well as the Pepsi clock and life preserver.

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When you enter the house, you see visual clutter. Clear out the foyer.

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Nice home. Just needs tidying up here and there. Moral of the story: present your home in the best manner and don’t steal hotel towels.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Clutter · Entry · Family Room · Kitchen · Other US Cities · Staging · Weapons & Firearms · Wood Paneling

Gnome Chomsky Was Here

January 14th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Did you know that Gnome Chomsky, the famous linguist and philosopher, has a winter home in Sun City, Arizona?

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Clutter · Other Arizona Cities · Patio · Staging

Body Issues

January 13th, 2017 · No Comments

Mr. Photographer, you need to get out of the mirror’s reflection. [Phoenix, Arizona]

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Same for you. [Sun City, Arizona]

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Be careful of your shadow. [Houston, Texas]

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We see your shadow. [Mesa, Arizona]

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G-g-g-g-g-ghost?!?!? [Payson, Arizona]

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→ No CommentsTags: Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography

Sitting Pretty

January 12th, 2017 · 2 Comments

Tres chic.

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Country chic.

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Floral chic.

→ 2 CommentsTags: Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Everything Is Here

January 11th, 2017 · No Comments

Concentrated clutter.

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→ No CommentsTags: Clutter · Family Photos · Phoenix Homes · Staging