Happy Mardi Gras

February 21st, 2012 · 2 Comments

Today is Mardi Gras or Fat Tuesday.  Please drink in moderation.  And be sure to wear your feathered mask, as shown here.  By the way, there isn’t a huge mosquito problem in Phoenix, contrary to the giant mosquito netting.

ugly bedroom mosquito netting mask clutter poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house photo

Many visual distractions around the fireplace.

clutter around the fireplace too many items poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house photo

We’re not a fan of the wreaths and fake flowers.

clutter living room too many items fan fake plastic flowers poor home staging Phoenix Arizona house

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When Kitchen Cabinets Go Rogue

February 21st, 2012 · 7 Comments

Someone got creative with paint.

ugly painted kitchen cabinets black white paint dumb idea Phoenix Arizona home house

Leopard print cabinets?!

ugly painted kitchen cabinets leopard print dots spots Houston Texas home house

Anyone hungry for split pea soup?

ugly painted kitchen cabinets pea soup green paint dumb idea Scottsdale Arizona home house

Where’s the Easter Bunny?

ugly painted kitchen cabinets pastel blue paint dumb idea Phoenix Arizona home house

I’d like fries with my Whataburger please.

ugly outdated kitchen cabinets orange counter tops Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ 7 CommentsTags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Cabinets · Other US Cities

Junk Yard

February 21st, 2012 · 6 Comments

Looks like the hoarding has already begun.

hoarding junk garbage cluttered back yard messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

They obtained city building permits for the room additions, right?

hoarding junk garbage cluttered back yard messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

1-800-BULLDOZER.

hoarding junk garbage cluttered back yard messy Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ 6 CommentsTags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper

Today Is President’s Day

February 20th, 2012 · 6 Comments

February 20th is President’s Day in America, where we celebrate the past and current U.S. Presidents.

Abraham Lincoln?

ugly bad amateur painting of Abraham Lincoln Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

ugly bad amateur painting of Abraham Lincoln Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

This patriotic fellow has photos of U.S. Presidents on display!

U.S. Presidents Washington Jefferson photos on display Mesa Arizona home house for sale

Jimmy Carter?

Carter boy's name letters on bedroom wall Gilbert Arizona home house for sale photo

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Unstaged Living Rooms

February 20th, 2012 · 5 Comments

Here are four living rooms with different ideas of home staging when selling.

This Portland, Oregon seller went for the “daily living” look.

poor bad home staging living room cluttered messy Portland Oregon house for sale photo

This Phoenix seller opted for the big-furniture-cramped-together look.

poor bad home staging living room messy cluttered Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

This Portland, Oregon seller likes things neat and compact.

poor bad home staging living room boxes piled on sofa couch Portland Oregon house for sale photo

These Sun City West, Arizona sellers went minimalistic.  They like staring at walls from a distance.

home staging living room two recliner chairs Sun City West Arizona house for sale photo

→ 5 CommentsTags: Staging · Living Room · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities

Do Not Enter

February 20th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Passive-aggressive home seller in Houston, Texas.  The house is up for sale but you can’t visit it.

do not enter spraypainted on garage door fixer-upper ugly curb appeal Houston Texas home house for sale

Another Houston home with inviting curb appeal.

fixer-upper ugly curb appeal Houston Texas home house for sale run-down neglected

And another one.

fixer-upper ugly curb appeal Houston Texas home house for sale run-down neglected

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Mildew Will Not Do

February 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Houston, Texas home with mold and mildew.  It’s probably a blessing the kitchen cabinets were removed.  Now you know what’s been going on for years.

mold mildew leaking kitchen cabinet sink wall damaged fixer-upper Houston Texas home house

→ 1 CommentTags: Kitchen · Mold & Mildew · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities

Pleasantly Cluttered Portland Home

February 19th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Organized chaos.

cluttered messy disorganized too much stuff poor bad home staging Portland Oregon house

Where’s the fireplace?

cluttered messy disorganized too much stuff poor bad home staging Portland Oregon house

The very nice floors should be featured.

cluttered messy disorganized too much stuff poor bad home staging Portland Oregon house

Butterflies in the bedroom.

cluttered messy disorganized too much stuff poor bad home staging Portland Oregon house

Pot rack over the sink.  Drip dry!

cluttered messy disorganized too much stuff poor bad home staging Portland Oregon house

→ 2 CommentsTags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Pot Rack · Other US Cities

An Apple a Day…

February 19th, 2012 · 12 Comments

…keeps buyers away.  This is too much.

too many hand towels apples kitchen cabinets Reading Pennsylvania home house for sale

From a Reading, Pennsylvania home.  I’ll betcha you’ll catch the wrath of mom if you dared to touch those towels!!

too many hand towels apples kitchen cabinets Reading Pennsylvania home house for sale

→ 12 CommentsTags: Staging · Kitchen · Other US Cities

Proof That Painted, Clean Homes Are Better

February 19th, 2012 · 8 Comments

There was short film (12 minutes) produced in 1954 to promote preparedness for nuclear attack.  It’s called The House In the Middle.  YouTube video link here.

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A house that is neglected is doomed!  The house on the left is neglected.  The house in the middle was clean and tidy.  The house on the right is an eyesore, cluttered and filled with litter.

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The blast goes off.  The houses on the left and right are destroyed.

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The clean, freshly painted home in the middle survives the blast!  Lesson learned:  keep your house looking nice and clean if you want it to last.

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See?  We knew this blog had a bigger purpose!  Your house will survive an atomic bomb if you keep it clutter-free!!!

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