What is that giant stain on the carpet? What spilled there? Blood? Motor oil?
Did it run toward the wall or did come from under the wall?
Similar stain in another room. Creepy. This wasn’t a one-off. More like two people were “offed.”
From another room in the same house. Shots fired?
Tags: Carpet · Drywall Damage · Fixer-Upper · Other Arizona Cities · Window
March 28th, 2017 · 1 Comment
Foreclosure property with lots of damage and trash.
Window and wall damage.
Ceiling damage too.
Where did all that trash and papers come from?
Seven years of bad luck with that cracked mirror.
Stolen milk crates.
Dirty carpet and damaged walls in the living room.
2nd damaged bathroom.
Stolen copper wiring.
More ceiling damage.
Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Family Room · Fireplace · Foreclosure · Garage or Carport · Garbage and/or Junk · Hall of Shame - Messy · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Window
Multiple items. Multiple patterns.
Overly decorated living room.
Assault on the senses.
If buyers could see past the stuff and notice the high ceilings and nice flooring.
Too much furniture for a small space.
Too much going on.
Themed bathroom. Looks very small.
Again, too much furniture for a small space.
Less is more. Hint hint.
Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Dining Room · Dolls · Family Room · Kitchen · Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Staging
Houston, Texas home. Weed eater in the left corner. TV is on. Fishing poles.
As we pan to the right, we see dirty walls and doors.
Living room and dining area. The custom window drapes will stay with the house.
Master Chef Junior candidate entering the kitchen.
Check out the ceiling in the bathroom.
Dirty walls and clutter in the hallway.
Fresh paint needed.
Tags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Ceiling · Ceiling Fan · Clutter · Family Room · Fixer-Upper · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Window Coverings · Wood Paneling
Many, many items in the front yard.
Sanford & Sons?
Buried bodies too?
Roll out the barrel…roll out the barrel of fun.
No interior photos of the main house were provided.
Tags: Back Yard · Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes
Who will we see in real estate photos today?
1 point awarded for turning the TV off. 1 point deducted for being in the photo. 1 point deducted for the Christmas tree.
A creeper fixing the spy camera to record his future Tinder dates?
Too busy checking out the cell phone to bother putting away the milk, dishes, drying rack, trash, and refrigerator clutter.
We see you in the mirror. Now would you please remove your dog from the room?
Or creepy person facing the camera with a bandana over his face?
Tags: Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos · Pets · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography
March 23rd, 2017 · 1 Comment
Today is the day we clean up the front yard. Buyers will be stopping by any minute.
Tags: Curb Appeal · Garbage and/or Junk · Phoenix Homes
Time capsule from 1970!! Back when metallic wallpaper was all the rage.
Woven wicker pattern. Groovy.
Vintage 1970s wallpaper.
Striped wallpaper and a harvest gold oven/range in the kitchen.
Tags: 1970s · Bathroom · Bedroom · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper
Fans are prominent features in this home.
Having a fan in a real estate photo tells buyers that the house does not cool off properly.
Another fan. Window air conditioners also tell buyers that the house is too hot. Or does not have central air conditioning.
Foil! And hats!
Another fan and another window air conditioner plus foil.
Same room, same fan, more clutter.
Another window air conditioner but no foil or fan?
Yep. This house has no central air conditioning.
Tags: Bedroom · Clutter · Hats · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Window Coverings
Today is the first day of Spring. Time to clean up cluttered kitchens.
And this one.
This one’s cluttered too.
And one more.
Tags: Clutter · Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Refrigerator Magnets · Staging