December 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry. They left the TV behind.
Dine and dash?
Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.
Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.
I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.
Tags: Staging · Landscaping · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs
KISS rock poster in a Glendale, Arizona home.
The Who rock poster in a Phoenix home.
Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes
December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment
More people in real estate promotional photos.
At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV. The other guy is wearing a towel?
Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?
He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.
“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”
“I can’t get out.”
We can see you.
He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers. Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.
Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos
The sofas are too big for that space. How about moving them to the other larger room?
Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs
December 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments
Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year. I only want one thing for Christmas: please put a stop to knotted curtains! Thank you.
It looks ridiculous.
Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?
Now parents are getting their kids to do it.
It looks like dirty laundry.
Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!! What the ???
This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.
Come on, Des Moines. Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.
Tags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop
December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment
When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.
Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard
Checkered flag in a Des Moines, Iowa basement.
Tags: Faux Paint & Murals · Ceiling · Other US Cities · Basement
December 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment
Foot stool in a Bloomington, Illinois bedroom.
Tags: Phoenix Homes
December 13th, 2014 · 2 Comments
Mac Miller is dope? Uh…nope.
Tags: Staging · Phoenix Homes
December 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment
These damaged homes mean lower sales prices for their neighborhoods.
[I had to white out the profanity.]
Tags: Bathroom · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Drywall Damage · Vandalism & Theft