Santa’s Reindeer Dasher

December 17th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry.  They left the TV behind.

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Dine and dash?

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[sigh]

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.

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Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.

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I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Landscaping · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Kiss Who?

December 17th, 2014 · No Comments

KISS rock poster in a Glendale, Arizona home.

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The Who rock poster in a Phoenix home.

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

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Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

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He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

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“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

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“I can’t get out.”

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We can see you.

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He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

Big Furniture

December 16th, 2014 · No Comments

The sofas are too big for that space.  How about moving them to the other larger room?

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

stupid dumb idea trend make it stop knotted knotting window curtains drapes knots Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

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This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

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Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

Cement the Deal

December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard

The Race Is On

December 14th, 2014 · No Comments

Checkered flag in a Des Moines, Iowa basement.

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→ No CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Ceiling · Other US Cities · Basement

Stool Sample

December 14th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Foot stool in a Bloomington, Illinois bedroom.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Phoenix Homes

Just Say No To Dope

December 13th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Mac Miller is dope?  Uh…nope.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Staging · Phoenix Homes

Vandals On the Loose

December 13th, 2014 · 1 Comment

These damaged homes mean lower sales prices for their neighborhoods.

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[I had to white out the profanity.]

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Destroyed bathroom.

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Jerks.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Drywall Damage · Vandalism & Theft