Entries Tagged as 'Art'

Which Movie Will Win the 2014 Best Picture Oscar?

February 27th, 2014 · 5 Comments

The 2014 Academy Awards will be broadcast this Sunday, March 2nd.  Which movie will win Best Picture?

American Hustle?

disco ball light saber cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo tiger stuffed animal

Captain Phillips?

ship's wheel bathroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dallas Buyer’s Club?

cluttered office crammed full filled with Dallas Cowboys football stuff blanket fan Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Gravity?

moon Earth space photo mural bedroom wall Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Her?

photo picture naked woman torso bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Nebraska?

cluttered office crammed full filled with Nebraska Cornhuskers football stuff Billings Montana home house for sale real estate photo

Philomena?

office room filled with family photos cluttered chaotic wood paneling Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

12 Years a Slave?

racist saying on wall white families are forever Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Wolf of Wall Street?

ugly bedspread wolf head bedroom Lancaster Ohio home house for sale real estate photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Bedspread · Art

Numskulls

February 19th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Skull painting and striped couches.

creepy weird odd skull painting striped couches sofas rugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Creepy skull.  Pretty hair.

creepy weird odd skull painting striped couches sofas rugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

At another Phoenix home, a skull on the dresser, a skull on the table, and a skull painting.

creepy weird odd skull painting cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Delightful.

creepy weird odd skull painting cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And then this in a Mesa, Arizona garage.

skull witch head garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a witch too!

skull witch head garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Staging · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Rugs · Art

Blond Ambition

February 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Thank you, Michael, for sending these photos.

She’s showing off her naturally blond hair.  And her San Diego, California back yard.

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo back yard San Diego California home house for sale

She’s trying to get out of the picture, but too late.

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo cluttered living room San Diego California home house for sale

In this photo, it looks like her pants are down after coming out of the bathroom.  But it’s actually her hand.  Still, was it necessary for her to be in the real estate photo?

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo hallway San Diego California home house for sale

The photographer asked the man to leave the room for the picture, but he was just too slow.  Don’t forget your baseball cap!

old man white beard person in real estate photo cluttered bedroom San Diego California home house for sale

And here’s a third person trying to escape from the clutter.

man person in real estate photo cluttered family room kitchen San Diego California home house for sale

Let’s give them some credit.  The kitchen sink and counter look spotless.

real estate photo cluttered kitchen San Diego California home house for sale

The living room.  Sigh.  Oh, wait.  Is that yet another person standing on the right edge of the photo?  I see a hand and sunglasses.

woman person in real estate photo cluttered living room San Diego California home house for sale

Shocker.  There’s no one in this bedroom.

real estate photo cluttered bedroom San Diego California home house for sale

Here’s a close-up view of the painting from photo #2.  What child is this?

amateur painting portrait ugly child artwork San Diego California home house for sale

[Read more →]

Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Back Yard · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Art

Stuffed & Stuffed

February 12th, 2014 · 12 Comments

Thank you, Rachel, for finding these photos.  I think we’re just as shocked as you are.

Stuffed animals on display.  Because that’s how you sell a house.  Aim for a specific type of buyer.  Alienate the others.

taxidermy overload dozens of stuffed dead animals heads clutter junky living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Never fear.  There’s more taxidermy!

taxidermy overload dozens of stuffed dead animals heads clutter junky living room Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

The rest of the house is filled with dusty collectibles.

clutter junky dusty collectibles too much stuff poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo family room

There’s a dog on the black chair.  Wanna bet he ends up stuffed and mounted some day?

clutter junky dusty collectibles too much stuff poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo family room dog

Artwork with nudity.  Who wants to see that when eating?  Not appropriate when selling.

clutter too much stuff artwork nudity naked women poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

And another view of the nudity.  It’s like a museum.

clutter too much stuff artwork nudity naked women poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

Too bad the stainless steel appliances are ignored by visual distractions.

clutter too much stuff visual distractions kitchen poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

And more stuff.

clutter too much stuff visual distractions bedroom poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Taxidermy · Art

Artistic Attic

January 19th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Someone spent time creating that.  Just saying.  [Syracuse, New York]

ugly fake brick geometric design painted on attic wall spray paint weird odd Syracuse New York home house for sale

[Read more →]

Tags: Paint · Other US Cities · Attic · Art

Geometric Something

December 22nd, 2013 · 1 Comment

Is it art?  Is it something else?  [Trenton, New Jersey]

weird odd strange geometric shapes art red white paint on bedroom wall Trenton New Jersey home house for sale photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities · Art

The Joker

November 10th, 2013 · 4 Comments

“You will buy this house!  You will buy this house!  Ha!  Ha!  Ha!”

creepy painting art Joker figure Los Angeles California home house for sale real estate photo

The painting sticks out like a sore thumb.  Thank you, Sara, for finding this Los Angeles house for us.

creepy painting art Joker figure Los Angeles California home house for sale real estate photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Other US Cities · Art

Where Do I Hang My Jewelry?

September 5th, 2013 · 2 Comments

On a nude sculpture, of course!  Suddenly little Sally wants one for her room.  And Junior too!

inappropriate for showing to buyers nude woman wire sculpture in bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

[Read more →]

Tags: Bedroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Art

Sellin’ Short In Mesa

June 20th, 2013 · 4 Comments

Captain Spaulding welcomes you to this home.  [That’s a Captain Spaulding mask from Rob Zombie’s Devil’s Rejects movie]

Rob Zombie Captain Spaulding mask bedroom ugly cluttered poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

This is Michael’s room.

Rob Zombie Captain Spaulding mask bedroom ugly cluttered poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

This is a short sale in Mesa, Arizona.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

One fan blade.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Buyers will be fired up over this house.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff fireplace poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Once buyers visit this house, they can’t leave.  Literally.

ugly cluttered boxes piles of stuff family room poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Boozin’ in the bedroom.

ugly cluttered booze liquor bottles bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Gears of War & Scarface are featured here.

ugly cluttered gears of war video scarface poster bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

No sunlight allowed here.

ugly bedspread cluttered dark dreary bedroom poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Combination dining room and office.

ugly cluttered dining room office desk wires poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

Family photos.

ugly cluttered living room dirty walls too many family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

More family photos.

ugly cluttered living room dirty walls too many family photos poor bad home staging Mesa Arizona house for sale

[Read more →]

Tags: Staging · Living Room · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Fireplace · Mesa, AZ Homes · Dining Room · Dolls · Garbage and/or Junk · Family Photos · Ceiling Fan · Bedspread · Art

How Great Thou Art

May 27th, 2013 · 4 Comments

The eyes are so realistic and hypnotic.  I must buy this Tempe, Arizona house!!!

bad crappy ugly amateur painting art man's face eyes Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Not appropriate for children.  Buyers will have a lot of explaining to do when they bring their kids to this Oneonta, New York home.  And check out the baseball bat under the bed!!

nude woman painting inappropriate for children when selling Oneonta New York home house for sale real estate photo

Elvis lives!  And so does Pippy Longstocking.  [Boone, North Carolina]

Elvis blanket art Boone North Carolina home house for sale real estate photo

There might be a religious connotation with this amateur painting in Mesa, Arizona.

amateur painting art Jesus religious Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Please tell me this painting is not scratch-n-sniff.  [Wickenburg, Arizona]

painting woman two baskets of fish smelly hands Wickenburg Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Jimi Hendrix experience in Phoenix.

Jimi Hendrix poster art Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

[Read more →]

Tags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Art