Entries Tagged as 'Art'

Full House

July 23rd, 2017 · 9 Comments

Thank you to our reader Helen for finding this packed-to-the-gills home in Richmond, Texas. Here we see the sellers posing for the photo while their child hides under the table.

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Another view of the missus and her million bed pillows.

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Last Chance To Run!! Creepy Halloween masks, cow skulls, a child hanging upside down, and a lot of visual distractions.

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We apologize for the nudity, but someone “stole” her clothes.

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Too bad buyers can’t fully appreciate the features of this home. This room has nice flooring, a tall vaulted ceiling, and a big window.

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Sorry again for the nudity.

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Again, too bad it’s hard to appreciate the giant picture window and the nice fireplace.

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Here’s another view of this room.

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All that clutter would make me want to climb the walls too.

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The maid will be serving dinner in five minutes.

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Howdy, Pardner. Hope you like pillows.

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Wonderful life. Fun.

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He’s counting all of the overhead lights.

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It’s Christmas year ’round.

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The butler is not amused. Neither is the dog.

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Shoes are lined up on the stairs.

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Beware of pickpockets and loose women.

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Be nice or leave. Or the maid will give you the “brush” off.

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He’s waiting to join you in the shower.

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The back yard of this property reaches a canal. It’s a lovely shade of brown. When it rains, the cow urine & poop drains into the canal.

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Tags: Art · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Collections · Dining Room · Dolls · Fake Plants & Flowers · Family Room · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Holiday Décor · Kitchen · Living Room · Other US Cities · Pets · Staging · Stuffed Animals · Taxidermy · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Concho See Yourself Living Here?

June 13th, 2017 · 12 Comments

When four readers tell you about a house for sale, you’d better share it with others. Thanks to Karen, Karla, Eva, & Sarah, we present the cat house in Concho, Arizona. We’ll let the photos tell the story.

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Tags: Art · Attic · Bathroom · Collections · Family Room · Hall of Shame - Tacky Décor · Hall of Shame - Ugly Décor · Kitchen · Other Arizona Cities · Paint · Ugly Décor · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Squatter’s Rights

January 4th, 2017 · 9 Comments

Of all the art available out there, these sellers chose a statue of a woman who is squatting. And then placed it next to the kitchen.

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Who am I to judge about art? I don’t know squat.

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Bless her heart. She has to squat because the sellers refused to let her use the bathroom.

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Tags: Art · Phoenix Homes

Proud American Flag Owner

November 29th, 2016 · 7 Comments

Messy house with an American flag draped over the couch.

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Hopefully the homeowner doesn’t sit on the flag.

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What if the flag is a beach towel? Still seems disrespectful to sit on it.

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Someday he’ll get around to reading those magazines and cleaning up the place.

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Elvis paintings on velvet?!?!!?

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This is the kitchen, believe it or not.

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Lazy cat? Can’t jump up on the cat tower? Needs a ramp? Which blocks the back door. Just tell buyers to watch the litter box on their left and the ramp on their right and then step over the broom.

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Messy bedroom with sunken mattress.

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Another cluttered bedroom with auto parts.

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Laundry room.

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Cluttered back yard.

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Tags: Art · Back Yard · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Living Room · Staging

Happy Halloween!

October 31st, 2016 · 1 Comment

Happy Halloween!

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Trick or treat!

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Creepy.

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Billy Idol likes the Halloween curtains.

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Giant spiders at this house.

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Tomorrow is the Day of the Dead (Dia De Los Muertos).

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Tags: Art · Holiday Décor · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Surprise, AZ Homes · Window Coverings

Lots of Washers But No Nuts

October 7th, 2016 · No Comments

Here’s some art work obscene seen in a bathroom during a home tour. Not appropriate for children. Washer or wash-her?

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Tags: Art · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Cleopatra

July 14th, 2016 · 1 Comment

What’s this we see in a closet?

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It’s a painting of Elizabeth Taylor starring in the movie Cleopatra.

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Tags: Art · Phoenix Homes

Erin Go Bra

May 16th, 2016 · 1 Comment

Erin is proud of her self-portrait painting.  It’s hot in Phoenix, she says.

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Tags: Art · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Staging · What Were They Thinking?!?!

Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death

January 16th, 2016 · 2 Comments

Interesting art shows up in homes for sale sometimes.  Hmmm.

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Thought-provoking.

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Here’s another odd painting.

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If it’s a memorial to 9/11, that is sad she lost two family members.  Still…why remind her of the tragedy that way?

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Tags: Art · Bedroom · Other Arizona Cities · Phoenix Homes · Staging · Weapons & Firearms

The Seductress

October 21st, 2015 · 1 Comment

She’ll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She’ll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes

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She’ll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She’s ferocious and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush

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Tags: Art · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Stuffed Animals