Entries Tagged as 'Art'

“Art”

December 8th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The skull painting lets buyers know that the sellers worked to the skin and bone on their house.

weird strange odd skull art painting on display Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

The sellers are very intelligent, because they can see the old couple and the chalice.

old man woman chalice optical illusion art painting on display Buckeye Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

This art piece lets buyers know the sellers aren’t horsing around.

horse head art on display Apache Junction Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

It looks weird from this angle.

giant tall wall screen Buddha art picture on display Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

If it dominates the room, it should go.

giant tall wall screen Buddha art picture on display Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Art

Mmmm…Donuts!

August 25th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Homer Simpson loves his donuts.  And these sellers love their dagger.

dagger sword weapon on display bedroom wall Homer Simpson donut puzzle framed Chandler Arizona homes houses for sale photo

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Tags: Bedroom · Family Photos · Chandler, AZ Homes · Weapons & Firearms · Art

Art Display

July 3rd, 2014 · 1 Comment

She needs to stay away from the self-bronzer.  Her legs are orange.  What’s that extra hand doing near her shoulder? [Appleton, Wisconsin]

orange legs painting art Appleton Wisconsin homes houses for sale real estate photo

Who wants to look at a raccoon’s underbelly while eating?  These Tempe, Arizona sellers do.

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Peek-a-boo.

woman playing peek-a-boo painting art Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Phoenix Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Art

Disenfranchised Youth

July 2nd, 2014 · 5 Comments

From a home in Scottsdale, Arizona.

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Splattered paint on the wall.

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Don’t forget to take your medication.

cluttered messy bathroom prescription medication bottles on the counter poor bad home staging Scottsdale Arizona house for sale photo

They sure love Jägermeister.  Yes, graffiti on the wall.

dozens many Jägermeister bottles graffiti on dining room wall messy cluttered Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

That orange couch is older than they are.

ugly dirty floor old orange floral couch sofa living room Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale photo

More graffiti.

graffiti inside Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

And graffiti outside.

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Graffiti arrow pointing up.

graffiti arrow pointing up stairs Scottsdale Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Another graffiti specimen inside the house.

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If these are the owners, they sure didn’t care about getting higher offers from buyers.  If these are renters, the seller should have kicked them out and repainted the house.

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Tags: Flooring · Bathroom · Bedroom · Clutter · Scottsdale, AZ Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Fence or Wall · Fixer-Upper · Graffiti · Vandalism & Theft · Art

Which Movie Will Win the 2014 Best Picture Oscar?

February 27th, 2014 · 5 Comments

The 2014 Academy Awards will be broadcast this Sunday, March 2nd.  Which movie will win Best Picture?

American Hustle?

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Captain Phillips?

ship's wheel bathroom Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Dallas Buyer’s Club?

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Gravity?

moon Earth space photo mural bedroom wall Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Her?

photo picture naked woman torso bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Nebraska?

cluttered office crammed full filled with Nebraska Cornhuskers football stuff Billings Montana home house for sale real estate photo

Philomena?

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12 Years a Slave?

racist saying on wall white families are forever Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Wolf of Wall Street?

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Tags: Bathroom · Clutter · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den · Faux Paint & Murals · Stuffed Animals · Other Arizona Cities · Wood Paneling · Family Photos · Other US Cities · Bedspread · Art

Numskulls

February 19th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Skull painting and striped couches.

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Creepy skull.  Pretty hair.

creepy weird odd skull painting striped couches sofas rugs Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

At another Phoenix home, a skull on the dresser, a skull on the table, and a skull painting.

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Delightful.

creepy weird odd skull painting cluttered bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And then this in a Mesa, Arizona garage.

skull witch head garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

And a witch too!

skull witch head garage Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

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Tags: Staging · Garage or Carport · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Rugs · Art

Blond Ambition

February 15th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Thank you, Michael, for sending these photos.

She’s showing off her naturally blond hair.  And her San Diego, California back yard.

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo back yard San Diego California home house for sale

She’s trying to get out of the picture, but too late.

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo cluttered living room San Diego California home house for sale

In this photo, it looks like her pants are down after coming out of the bathroom.  But it’s actually her hand.  Still, was it necessary for her to be in the real estate photo?

platinum blond hair woman person in real estate photo hallway San Diego California home house for sale

The photographer asked the man to leave the room for the picture, but he was just too slow.  Don’t forget your baseball cap!

old man white beard person in real estate photo cluttered bedroom San Diego California home house for sale

And here’s a third person trying to escape from the clutter.

man person in real estate photo cluttered family room kitchen San Diego California home house for sale

Let’s give them some credit.  The kitchen sink and counter look spotless.

real estate photo cluttered kitchen San Diego California home house for sale

The living room.  Sigh.  Oh, wait.  Is that yet another person standing on the right edge of the photo?  I see a hand and sunglasses.

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Shocker.  There’s no one in this bedroom.

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Here’s a close-up view of the painting from photo #2.  What child is this?

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Back Yard · Other US Cities · People In Photos · Art

Stuffed & Stuffed

February 12th, 2014 · 12 Comments

Thank you, Rachel, for finding these photos.  I think we’re just as shocked as you are.

Stuffed animals on display.  Because that’s how you sell a house.  Aim for a specific type of buyer.  Alienate the others.

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Never fear.  There’s more taxidermy!

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The rest of the house is filled with dusty collectibles.

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There’s a dog on the black chair.  Wanna bet he ends up stuffed and mounted some day?

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Artwork with nudity.  Who wants to see that when eating?  Not appropriate when selling.

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And another view of the nudity.  It’s like a museum.

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Too bad the stainless steel appliances are ignored by visual distractions.

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And more stuff.

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Tags: Staging · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Taxidermy · Art

Artistic Attic

January 19th, 2014 · 1 Comment

Someone spent time creating that.  Just saying.  [Syracuse, New York]

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Tags: Paint · Other US Cities · Attic · Art

Geometric Something

December 22nd, 2013 · 1 Comment

Is it art?  Is it something else?  [Trenton, New Jersey]

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Tags: Bedroom · Faux Paint & Murals · Other US Cities · Art